I got out of my car after work tonight and, with the normally large amount of booze in my system, thought it would be keen if I tried to do that hand-whistle I learned in elementary school. the one that sounds like the whistle heard in "The Good the Bad and the Ugly"

It didn't go right at first, so I had to adjust my fingers, seeing as they are bigger and fatter, the price of loss of innocence.

As I did so, and moved the pitch higher and higher, I was immediately overwhelmed by a motherfucking chorus of owl hoots (and hollers).

Thinking it a fluke, I stumbled back inside to see if my nose is turning red yet. I went back out to call my beloved kitty and before I could utter even the first "here, kit kitt kiiiiityyyy!" I hear the unmistakable sounds of owls fucking.
I can hear the shit now, though I am inside. What have I done? And: Are owl eggs tasty?

10/30/2007 8:46:25 PM

i been meaning to get another copy of the good the bad and the ugly for a while now

10/30/2007 8:47:14 PM

first!

10/30/2007 8:47:17 PM

Dirty Jobs is on and i'm too into that show to read what you just wrote

10/30/2007 8:47:43 PM

10/30/2007 8:48:01 PM

if i had the internet out here, i'd show you all. TO THE GROUND

10/30/2007 8:48:51 PM

im scared of any animal who can shit out a rat skeleton

10/30/2007 8:55:38 PM

I never have been able to get that hand whistle thing down.

10/30/2007 8:56:40 PM

I shit out rat skeletons all the time.

10/30/2007 8:57:06 PM

u were not first btw

10/30/2007 8:57:40 PM

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"I hear the unmistakable sounds of owls fucking. "

What is that sound?

10/30/2007 8:59:02 PM

Damn man way to disappoint here I am entering a thread expecting pictures of an owl orgy and you fail to provide. What a let down

10/30/2007 9:01:54 PM

^^^I know, but I don't feel like editing it.

10/30/2007 9:02:15 PM

Yo holmes, to Bel-Air!

10/30/2007 9:02:19 PM

^^^^ahaha I was about to ask this

[Edited on October 30, 2007 at 9:02 PM. Reason : .]

10/30/2007 9:02:28 PM

jackleg....if you are talking about owl pellets or whatever, i think they are regurgitated

and fermat...wtf, u drove home from work drunk?

10/30/2007 9:06:24 PM

is there any other way to drive?

10/30/2007 9:25:19 PM

That was probably the sound of owls feasting on your cat.

10/30/2007 9:35:47 PM

owl pellets are regurgitated


not pooped lol

10/30/2007 9:40:12 PM

i confess: I pooped the owl pellets

But the fact remains: there are owls going apeshit in my trees and no amount of poorly made chinese fireworks seems to disuade them.
HELP

10/30/2007 10:04:59 PM

shotgun!

10/30/2007 10:07:21 PM

that worked

but now I'm getting calls from crying indians every five minutes

do they still sell smallpox blankets at radioshack

10/30/2007 10:10:50 PM

i prefer driving drunk to work, personally, but to each their own

10/30/2007 10:16:31 PM

it's true: some people are faggots

10/30/2007 10:41:20 PM

Quote :

"t's true: some people are faggots"

NO FUCKING WAY!?!?!?!?

10/30/2007 10:42:58 PM