he can stay as long as he wants, but i dunno what he is going to eat and i don't leave the door open either.

11/3/2007 12:03:52 PM

he can be your conscience!

11/3/2007 12:05:26 PM

he is cool

just checked on him and he is sitting on my toilet bowl brush

11/3/2007 12:06:39 PM

you should name him.

11/3/2007 12:08:46 PM

i already did

he is ernesto

11/3/2007 12:09:11 PM

hope he doesn't start going with the crazy loud chirruping at 2 in the morning

11/3/2007 12:10:52 PM

well their goes your neighborhood

11/3/2007 12:11:00 PM

ernesto hoost that is


sir ernesto hoost esq

[Edited on November 3, 2007 at 12:11 PM. Reason : i just knighted him]

11/3/2007 12:11:23 PM

this is the best thread i've seen in a long time

it actually made me smile

11/3/2007 12:47:08 PM

this thread needs pictures of LOLcrickets

11/3/2007 1:12:33 PM

clean your nasty ass bathroom


thread gets a 10/10 cuz ernesto hoost was mentioned

[Edited on November 3, 2007 at 1:13 PM. Reason : s]

11/3/2007 1:13:10 PM

Never kill a cricket in your house. Its bad "luck".

11/3/2007 1:15:19 PM

does cricket shit stink and is it big enough to see?

11/3/2007 1:27:17 PM

If you have a whole herd in your bathroom, you would be able to smell it. Kinda like roaches...

11/3/2007 1:28:51 PM

make him pay rent


no mooching

[Edited on November 3, 2007 at 1:29 PM. Reason : f]

11/3/2007 1:29:13 PM

is this thread about insects or negroes

11/3/2007 1:29:52 PM

well i found it in my heart not to put him in the kitchen and let the cats 'play' with him, so i will let him live his days out free of rent in the bathroom

11/3/2007 1:30:38 PM

Quote :

"does cricket shit stink and is it big enough to see?"

yes, it stinks. I used to have lizards that ate crickets, and it would smell horrible if I didn't clean the shit out of the cricket tank.

11/3/2007 1:34:21 PM

i accidentally sprinkled him with some pee this morning, but he'll be alright

11/4/2007 8:20:09 AM