because my roommate had been gone since last wednesday

i ran out of cascade dishwashing liquid stuff friday night, and there were a shit ton of dirty dishes

but i had to leave to go to lexington in a hurry... in my hurry, i forgot to get some cascade and start the dishwasher, plus i left a couple dishes soaking in the sink since i couldn't get the shit off of them

i come back tonight and she's already home at like 7(i didn't know she was gonna be here that early, once i realized i had forgotten to do it i planned on going to get some cascade when i got back to raleigh and washing the shit)

worst part was she had people over and cooked for them but didnt have any clean dishes so she ended up handwashing a shit ton of them

i feel like such an asshole i didn't really mean to do it though.




tww is a blog, b.


[Edited on November 4, 2007 at 10:52 PM. Reason : oh and worst part: it was her birthday ]

11/4/2007 10:50:01 PM

is she hot?

11/4/2007 10:51:29 PM

its ok if you didnt mean to do it.

11/4/2007 10:51:57 PM

did you pee in her butt too?

11/4/2007 10:52:20 PM

nah, no butt pissage was going on

11/4/2007 10:53:05 PM

she must suck if she's having to cook for people on her birthday

11/4/2007 10:54:37 PM

you're lucky you didnt live with me

you would definitely have better things to whine about on tww though.

11/4/2007 10:54:42 PM

get her a really awesome birthday present to make up for it.

11/4/2007 10:55:01 PM

i really am an awesome roommate normally... hell, i cleaned out the garage while she was gone so she'd have a place to park her jeep so it didn't get all frosty and whatnot when it freezes

like she has told me on many occasions she never wants me to leave

11/4/2007 10:55:45 PM

are you boning this loser with whom you live

11/4/2007 10:57:06 PM

Who wouldn't want to be your roommate?

Quote :

"evan pees in ur butt 5976 Posts user info edit post"

11/4/2007 10:57:22 PM

nosir i am not

i am quite certain my current girlfriend would not be too happy with that

^WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU IMPLYING SIR

11/4/2007 10:57:41 PM

you have more drama than most women i know

11/4/2007 10:58:12 PM

you could let her watch or at least tape it

11/4/2007 10:58:27 PM

^^can i come live with you?

11/4/2007 10:59:07 PM

Quote :

"^WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU IMPLYING SIR"

'

he wants you to pee in his butt.

11/4/2007 10:59:12 PM

^i mean duh, who doesn't

11/4/2007 11:01:23 PM

I hate you guys so much.

11/4/2007 11:01:51 PM

haha

11/4/2007 11:01:57 PM

ok first off a)is she hot...secondly b)could you potentially do her...thirdly, what a douchebag thing to not do on your roomates birthday...if a or b applies you messed up bigtime pal

11/4/2007 11:01:59 PM

I DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS GONNA BE BACK THAT EARLY

otherwise i wouldn't have dared do it.. in fact i would ahve probably turned around JUST to go start the dishwasher

haha

i promise i'm not an asshole dnl

11/4/2007 11:03:20 PM

puppy's response was funny with edit post

Quote :

"he wants you to pee in his butt. crack:"

[Edited on November 4, 2007 at 11:03 PM. Reason : /]

11/4/2007 11:03:24 PM

dude is she hot and can you potentially do her?

11/4/2007 11:04:26 PM

evan is too busy being gay with jjackso to bwn a girl

11/4/2007 11:04:53 PM

a) yesh, she's fairly hot

b) potentially. although she's engaged.

11/4/2007 11:05:35 PM

yoshie dont be jealous

11/4/2007 11:06:07 PM

yoshie you can join in too if you want

11/4/2007 11:06:30 PM

let's get some of those phone pics up in nya evan


EDIT: thanks fo the offer, but if i swing imma do it with my boy simonn



[Edited on November 4, 2007 at 11:07 PM. Reason : ]

11/4/2007 11:06:32 PM

oh man engaged is automatically off the list

11/4/2007 11:06:51 PM

11/4/2007 11:07:15 PM

hahahahah

11/4/2007 11:07:31 PM

Here you go DnL http://www.felixspector.com/over_active_libido_in_men.htm

11/4/2007 11:08:00 PM

fjjackso my love is burning, like a rhino about to charge yo ass.

11/4/2007 11:08:31 PM

I feel bad, but its because I have the flu.

11/4/2007 11:09:09 PM

Quote :

"thanks fo the offer, but if i swing imma do it with my boy simonn"

I never going to cookout now.

11/4/2007 11:09:15 PM

why simonn and not me? i'm curious

11/4/2007 11:09:30 PM

LOL, missed that edit.

11/4/2007 11:10:09 PM

You know something, man, I once beat my roommate senseless with his own shirt, then broke a realtor sign over his head

Not only is that comical, but it should put shit in perspective

11/4/2007 11:12:22 PM

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS TURN FROM ME BEING A SHITTY ROOMMATE

TO ME BUTTFUCKING YOSHIE AND SIMONN

11/4/2007 11:13:56 PM

You peed in Yoshie and simonn's butts?

11/4/2007 11:15:42 PM

you may or may not have taken it there yourself, sir.

11/4/2007 11:15:43 PM

never

i was the buttfucker

not the buttfuckee

11/4/2007 11:17:25 PM

she ever gotten too drunk to remember anything?

11/4/2007 11:19:08 PM

Was this your latest wet dream?

11/4/2007 11:20:15 PM

^^ dnl is a rapist, apparently.

11/4/2007 11:21:52 PM

oh come on that question is fine

he is her roomate, he would know these things

11/4/2007 11:22:45 PM