I haven't shat in 4 days. How would you rectify the situation sine i know you are a shitting king?

11/5/2007 9:12:11 AM

COSINED

11/5/2007 9:12:40 AM

Go for a run. Drink some coffee.

If that doesn't work, you're fucked.

11/5/2007 9:13:32 AM

you need to get keely to manually remove your bowel impaction, and on that note, i just launched a 6 pound seawolf class turd

11/5/2007 9:13:51 AM

TANGENT

11/5/2007 9:22:36 AM

Here's the deal: I don't really know. It never happens to me. I can usually shit with no problem whatsoever.

There's some stuff I took once but I can't for the life of me remember what it was/is.

11/5/2007 9:22:47 AM

SECANT

11/5/2007 9:23:56 AM

damn dan i thought that you of all people would know. this lack of shitting is making me really grumpy. i even took a damn laxitive last night to no avail. keith keeley doesnt like buthole unfortunantly would you like to dig it out for me... NO HOMO

11/5/2007 9:31:32 AM

Homeboy said "rectify" in a topic about shitting.

11/5/2007 9:55:35 AM

stool softener ftw

11/5/2007 10:04:07 AM

laxitive suppositories ftw, i got constipated once after a knee surgery and i didnt crap for about three days, they gave me a precription suppository, that said, dont go far from a toilet on the label, i used it, and was like this isnt working, then about 10 min later, all of a sudden i was running for the bathroom dropping my pants on the way, and proceded to run everyone out of the house even with half a dozen courtesy flushes, i swear i thought i was gonna crap my intestines out

[Edited on November 5, 2007 at 10:07 AM. Reason : crazt shit]

11/5/2007 10:07:01 AM

The laxitive I took is finally working... but now I am glued to a shitter in daniels

11/5/2007 11:19:57 AM

COSECANT

11/5/2007 11:33:36 AM

Remember kids,

Dont take laxatives and sleeping pills at the same time

11/5/2007 11:34:33 AM

[Edited on November 5, 2007 at 11:55 AM. Reason : lol are you posting from your ipaq?]

11/5/2007 11:54:40 AM

Quote :

"Remember kids, Dont take laxatives and sleeping pills at the same time"

Why? Because you'll pass out and choke on your own shit?

11/5/2007 2:04:01 PM

sitting in class right now and needing to shit again maybe i should wake up a few minutes earlier so i can shit before class

11/6/2007 8:54:18 AM

Some Old Hippie Caught Another Hippie Trippin On Acid

11/6/2007 8:58:06 AM