http://www.lifetechnology.org/moneymagnetultra.htm

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"The Psychotronic Money Magnet™ Ultra Advanced Version 1.0 The Ultimate in Financial Abundance Engineering Technology Through the aid of spiritual guidance given to us by the Archangel Mikhail we have discovered a uniquely different and improved method of creating our well known Psychotronic Money Magnet™. The new method was delivered to us through an exceptionally gifted channel and we were astounded by the information that we were privileged to have received. According to the information the new Scalar Vector Programming Method™ which we have adopted can raise the subtle energy characteristics and the manifesting capabilities of The Psychotronic Money Magnet™ more than one hundred fold ! It was explained to us by the Archangel Mikhail that mankind was to be allowed to see the truth that we all have a connection to the source of all and that abundance is the natural state of the universe. We all have access to that state through meditation. The Psychotronic Money Magnet™ merely super-connects our consciousness to the source of all abundance more quickly and easily than meditation or any other known method. "

for the low price of 89.99 it can be all yours. this site is a great time waster if you don't mind reading. hilarious stuff here.

11/5/2007 10:20:46 PM

lol wut

11/5/2007 10:21:16 PM

wat

11/5/2007 10:22:30 PM

kerney thomas?

11/5/2007 10:24:18 PM

here's a broader sampling of their wares. i think my favorite is the Hyperdimensional Oscillator

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"Metaphysical Tools For Spiritual Healing, Protection And Enlightenment The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™ - Transformational technology for the mind body and soul The Hyperdimensional Oscillator™ - Teslascope inspired personal spacetime modulator The Miraculous Kabbalah Talisman™ - Experience The Power Of The 72 Names of God The Kabbalah Manifesting Crystal™ - Experience The Miraculous Power Of Kabbalah The Atlantean Power Crystal™ - Harness The Ancient Light Technology Of Atlantis The Grail Stone™ - The Starborn stone of transformation and ascension The Cayce Stone of Power™ - Edgar Cayce's famous and powerful stone of spiritual protection The Lakhovsky Coil Power Bracelet™ - Aura Enhancement, balancing and healing tool The Lakhovsky Coil Power Ring™ - Ring version of Lakhovsky's famous healing coil The Lakhovsky Coil Micro Antenna™ - Pendant version of Lakhovsky's famous healing coil The Sanskrit Power Ring™ - Talisman of power and protection. Sterling silver version The Sanskrit Power Bracelet™ - Talisman of power and protection. Bracelet version The Tibetan Scalar Power Generator™ - Powerful Tibetan amulet of protection The Thule Takyonator™ - Subtle energy protection and healing The Amethyst Purple Ray Activator™ - Gemstone therapy for mind body and soul The Biomagnetic Radiation Shield™ - Protection against EMF EMR EMP electromagnetic pollution "

11/5/2007 10:30:19 PM

carl face

11/5/2007 10:33:04 PM

Like a real life Pynchon novel

11/5/2007 10:33:04 PM

^ what

11/5/2007 10:35:46 PM

ohhhhh doloresssssss

11/5/2007 10:36:28 PM