Navy has a tendency to punch the shit out of people while they're sleeping so they won't wake up... Then, next thing you know... you wake up with a bruised face and a violated anus...

Army, however, has no problems with that. They get all the chicks anyway.

11/9/2007 8:59:47 PM

It's like a frat, only more faggoty.

11/9/2007 9:04:00 PM

don't listen to these jerks. GO NAVY








yvan eht nioj

11/9/2007 9:09:18 PM

In the gayvy!!!!!!

11/9/2007 9:11:19 PM

GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!

11/9/2007 9:12:31 PM

this dude thinks army guys get the ladies


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

11/9/2007 9:12:59 PM

when was the last time Army had a good football team? 1945?

^yea man, us sailors make bank, esp. submariners

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 9:14 PM. Reason : bank gets ladies]

11/9/2007 9:13:11 PM

Marines kick all yall asses.

11/9/2007 9:16:37 PM

I can show you a video of a former marine talking about how the Army Paratroopers workout dogged his ass.

Go Army!

AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY!

11/9/2007 9:20:57 PM

and I could find a SEAL who could out-PT any Ranger or Marine

11/9/2007 9:22:55 PM

navy guys are hawt

11/9/2007 9:24:16 PM

^^and he will be raped daily by the "nonexistant" Delta

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 9:26 PM. Reason : .]

11/9/2007 9:25:38 PM

raped daily?

that's kinda gay, army man

11/9/2007 9:29:12 PM

^^^

11/9/2007 9:29:52 PM

aren't the marines a division of the navy? at least administratively?

11/9/2007 9:32:16 PM

it was seen

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 9:47 PM. Reason : .]

11/9/2007 9:32:32 PM

^^yes

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 9:32 PM. Reason : ,]

11/9/2007 9:32:32 PM

Quote :

"yall asses."

11/9/2007 9:33:19 PM

GO NAVY! BEAT ARMY!!

11/9/2007 9:34:16 PM

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"Navy has a tendency to punch the shit out of people while they're sleeping so they won't wake up... Then, next thing you know... you wake up with a bruised face and a violated anus... Army, however, has no problems with that. They get all the chicks anyway they'll just fuck you in the ass while you are awake; they don't care, they like the struggle."

11/9/2007 9:36:53 PM

^ x8
I'ts a power thing not a romantic thing. You don't have to be romantically linked to or even like an individual to screw them. Case in point, your gf screws you, right?

By the by...you due for barrel duty...get going, swab.

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 9:39 PM. Reason : ..]

[Edited on November 9, 2007 at 9:40 PM. Reason : .]

11/9/2007 9:39:11 PM

im not in the navy

11/9/2007 9:43:59 PM

Quote :

"aren't the marines a division of the navy? at least administratively? "

sort of. they're in the department of the navy, so we both answer to the Secretary of the Navy. It's mostly because we go together to wherever.

11/9/2007 9:45:53 PM

who's talking about football?

11/10/2007 9:52:16 PM

11/10/2007 9:53:53 PM

no one in the enlisted ranks really pays attention to that bullshit... unless their family member is an officer or something.

11/10/2007 10:03:57 PM

This thread is yet another example of how creepy and weird anything regarding the military usually is

11/10/2007 10:48:29 PM

the army is the bottom rung of the military

it's for people too dumb to get into the other branches

11/10/2007 11:00:18 PM

dont use my pictures for your douchebaggery

kthx

11/11/2007 7:19:50 AM

lol, I just got an email from the Navy about a civilian position.

Quote :

"This thread is yet another example of how creepy and weird anything regarding the military usually is"

11/11/2007 8:00:20 AM

Never
Again
Volunteer
Yourself

11/11/2007 9:33:34 AM

actually, if yu want to be a military civilian, it's not bad pay at times...

11/11/2007 9:42:05 AM

This 40-something guy at one of my internships used to be in the Navy. Some of the stuff he told me they did on the ships were creepy.

11/11/2007 11:23:45 AM

WHOOO RAAHHH
WHOOOO RAAHHH

whoooo gives a fuck

11/11/2007 11:27:12 AM

wtf are up with the bumps on the side of that guys face?

11/11/2007 12:27:20 PM

no idea

11/11/2007 12:28:57 PM

Quote :

"sort of. they're in the department of the navy"

the marines is the mens department of the navy

11/11/2007 1:16:02 PM