As many of you old school tdubbers know, there are quite a few Apocalypses. I myself don't know all of them. There's a Sports Talk Apocalypse, he's actually pretty cool. Then there are a few others that have access to Carl's account, like Dem0nm0nkey, but I don't know all of them. And then there's me.

I got to hang with Carl for a weekend after his duty in Iraq. I'm not the person to tell this story, but he was wearing a necklace with a bullet attached to it. One of the first stories he told me was how that bullet almost hit him. He had friends that night that fucking died. I've heard a few personal accounts of veterans who fought in WWII and Vietnam. No, Carl didn't fight in Normandy. He didn't fight in Vietnam. But the veterans who fought in previous wars never had to deal with extreme heat conditions in the desert, IED's, or one meal a day due to a lack of funding. But one thing they have in common is the way they tell their stories. They still laugh and joke, but some stories are really quite depressing. By the way, don't expect him to tell any of those stories on here. It's just not going to happen.

I'm not exactly sure why “Apocalypse” is acting like a douche on here. Maybe he's bored. Or maybe it's because he’s stressed. I can testify that Carl is one goofy ass motherfucker, but he's one of the nicest people I've ever met. I personally don't approve of what he does on here, but irl, I have mad respect for the kid.

Happy Veterans Day.

11/12/2007 12:08:40 AM

11/12/2007 12:12:13 AM

11/12/2007 12:14:08 AM

your mom

11/12/2007 12:14:56 AM

The Apocalypse I know sat near me in Chemistry lab. He was just as lost as I was, and we would go around getting answers from the cute girls in the class

them, and some dude named luke

11/12/2007 12:16:17 AM

'lolz'

fucking sub-literate idiots. that's why i quit posting on here.

11/12/2007 12:16:28 AM

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"sub-literate "

[Edited on November 12, 2007 at 12:18 AM. Reason : i take pride in being dialectal =\]

11/12/2007 12:17:22 AM

Apocolypse:

A. Speaks about himself in the third person
B. Toots his own horn, maybe a little
C. Is not as patriotic as President Bush
D. All of the above

11/12/2007 12:17:58 AM

glad you caught that. i'm the old drunken apocalypse from years ago. not much has changed.

11/12/2007 12:20:04 AM

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"Apocolypse"

carl face


[Edited on November 12, 2007 at 12:35 AM. Reason : shut up]

11/12/2007 12:34:07 AM

check out my user status I'm the fuckin veteran

11/12/2007 12:35:32 AM

lolz

11/12/2007 12:37:02 AM

Apocalypse hates coug!

11/12/2007 12:43:38 AM

yeah, idk know about all these gay anime/comic book references. i'll have carl explain them to me next time.

lolz

11/12/2007 12:47:03 AM

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"But the veterans who fought in previous wars never had to deal with extreme heat conditions in the desert, IED's, or one meal a day due to a lack of funding."

Oh really?

11/12/2007 12:51:24 AM

idk know

11/12/2007 12:52:45 AM

11/12/2007 12:53:06 AM

^^^^ You're saying you didn't watch xmen as a kid?

What a fag.

[Edited on November 12, 2007 at 12:53 AM. Reason : ]

11/12/2007 12:53:31 AM

chembob, shh.

[Edited on November 12, 2007 at 12:55 AM. Reason : ..uttheeffup ]

11/12/2007 12:54:14 AM

i remember the x-men game for genesis was the shit--took me forever to figure out how to get to the last level

[Edited on November 12, 2007 at 12:55 AM. Reason : nerdstalgia]

11/12/2007 12:54:54 AM

well, i did beat off to full house's uncle jesse's real life wife in the movies.

[Edited on November 12, 2007 at 1:00 AM. Reason : yeah, i watched full house. stephanie was a hot bitch.]

11/12/2007 12:57:18 AM

11/12/2007 12:57:31 AM

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"stephanie was a hot bitch"

then, not so much...now, she could get it



[Edited on November 12, 2007 at 1:04 AM. Reason : DJ looks pretty good too, but she's batshit crazy like her brother]

11/12/2007 1:02:01 AM

i swear, i'd give anything to sploog all over her face.

then i'd say, how ruuude.

11/12/2007 1:05:06 AM

She use to be a meth addict.

11/12/2007 1:06:59 AM

who again?

11/12/2007 1:09:27 AM

yeah, she said she did it 'cause she was bored--haha, meth isn't the right drug to do b/c you're bored

11/12/2007 1:09:47 AM

i guess all the kids on that show turned out to be fucked up. prbly all that cheesy full house music they had to listen to. shit's worse than beethoven's 9th symphony in a clockwork orange.

11/12/2007 1:10:28 AM

Oh, go to hell.

11/12/2007 1:12:08 AM

11/12/2007 1:14:44 AM

if you're waiting on a comment from me, i have no idea what to say.

well, maybe... ugh.

11/12/2007 1:18:20 AM

FDT

[Edited on November 12, 2007 at 1:23 AM. Reason : red x]

11/12/2007 1:19:28 AM

Bob Saget boned her.

I'm calling it right now!

11/12/2007 1:25:38 AM

that only makes bob saget that much fucking cooler

11/12/2007 1:26:21 AM

The only time that the Carl talks is when you notice I sign my name at the end of it. I am Carl... So I take accountability for his actions, therefore, Carl signs his name at the end. I am also easily (embarrassingly enough) trolled, therefore, if you doubt my signature... troll him... chances are he'll reply to the specific comment...

There are five Apocalypse's out there. They've all agreed not to change the password, and never to sign my personal name below a post with the exception of one of them... he no longer really appears and I don't know if he's ever seen his inbox to agree to the conditions, and I won't give out their names... That was the agreed conditions. If I forget to sign my name, usually people who know me can point out which one is me and which one isn't...

But thanks for the support... I know who wrote that post... I really appreciate it...

-Carl

[Edited on November 12, 2007 at 1:28 AM. Reason : edit]

11/12/2007 1:27:46 AM