http://arstechnica.com/journals/thumbs.ars/2007/11/12/in-the-event-that-the-weighted-companion-cube-does-speak-please-give-it-a-hug

May I be the first to say... WANT

11/12/2007 3:29:04 PM

lolol

11/12/2007 3:29:29 PM

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11/12/2007 3:30:55 PM

omg sweet

I hope it's out in time for my birthday

11/12/2007 3:34:57 PM

May I be the first to say... WAT?

11/12/2007 3:54:21 PM

lawlz...does it weigh the same?

11/12/2007 4:45:05 PM

the cake is a lie

11/12/2007 4:48:58 PM

I wonder how long it will be before we start seeing hundreds of youtube videos of people setting their companion cube plush toys on fire.

11/12/2007 4:52:12 PM

so i guess i missed this internet meme. What's the joke?

[Edited on November 12, 2007 at 5:09 PM. Reason : b]

11/12/2007 5:08:31 PM

Quote :

"the cake is a lie"

hahahahahahaha

the comments are hilarious if you've played portal before:

Quote :

"DanCapo Well, ok, the companion cubes are cute. But where are the fully functional portal guns?"

Quote :

"Mr_D This is a triumph. I'm writing a note here: HUGE SUCCESS."

[Edited on November 12, 2007 at 5:22 PM. Reason : .]

11/12/2007 5:20:43 PM

If you don't understand, play Portal until you do.

11/12/2007 5:22:02 PM

11/12/2007 5:22:45 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RthZgszykLs

11/12/2007 5:28:01 PM

A plush one? What the fuck. I want a life-size model made of composite steel and graphite.

11/12/2007 5:36:30 PM

more OT: http://cdn.last.fm/webclient/77/lfmPlayer.swf?lfmMode=playlist&resourceID=139021992&resourceType=9&firstTrackName=The+Device+Has+Been+Modified&firstArtistName=Victims+Of+Science

11/12/2007 8:07:05 PM

Oh man, that's the first time I've considered nerding out so bad as to buy some merchandise from one of my video games.

They're going to make billions.

BILLIONS I SAY.

Of what currency, I do not say.

11/12/2007 11:35:52 PM

billions of schrute-bucks. or trillions of stanley nickels.

11/13/2007 7:25:41 PM

That's awesome, the fluffy dice I have in my car have been falling apart as is.

11/14/2007 9:13:56 AM

11/14/2007 10:52:36 AM

crap, apparently last friday they went up on the store, and were completely sold out by noon saturday.

12/17/2007 3:54:46 PM

^wtf really? I had been checking the valve store every few days for at least an update or something but I heard nothing at all.

Just checked, the fluffy dice are still available but they are $30 fucking dollar bucks.

[Edited on December 17, 2007 at 5:01 PM. Reason : ]

12/17/2007 4:59:29 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/Portals-Weighted-Companion-Cube-Life-Sized-Plush_W0QQitemZ160190516954

12/17/2007 9:06:50 PM

33 minutes remain.

for $1200, does the girl come with the cube?

12/18/2007 1:43:23 PM

my mom is making me one as a christmas present

12/18/2007 1:57:58 PM

i still want the plush head-crab more

but that cube girl is cute

[Edited on December 18, 2007 at 2:04 PM. Reason : ]

12/18/2007 2:03:33 PM

that's right, i'm posting her



the cube, i mean

12/18/2007 2:11:08 PM

She the girl that makes the cube? The proverbial goose that laid the golden eggs cubes

12/18/2007 2:16:47 PM

im shocked that thing sold for $1200 bucks

12/18/2007 3:42:52 PM

the store has fuzz dice in stock!

I just bought a pair

12/18/2007 3:58:42 PM

I love Portal and all but that is a little too much just for fluffy dice.

12/18/2007 4:27:46 PM

^^^ its for charity

12/18/2007 8:17:58 PM