ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
who don't like tofu.
What is it about tofu that makes you dislike it? 11/13/2007 4:32:35 PM
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wilso All American 14657 Posts user info edit post |
its texture. 11/13/2007 4:33:04 PM
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Shaggy All American 17820 Posts user info edit post |
its texture. 11/13/2007 4:33:30 PM
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AndyMac All American 31924 Posts user info edit post |
Texture
taste
color
smell
hippies 11/13/2007 4:34:18 PM
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Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
tastes like shit
pretty much the reason I don't like all food that I don't like 11/13/2007 4:34:20 PM
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Walter All American 7868 Posts user info edit post |
11/13/2007 4:35:54 PM
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NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
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Quote : | "tastes like shit
pretty much the reason I don't like all food that I don't like
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exactly 11/13/2007 4:36:46 PM
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njmlot Veteran 140 Posts user info edit post |
it's not meat
[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 4:38 PM. Reason : and the fact that people pretend it is just as good]
[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 4:38 PM. Reason : '] 11/13/2007 4:37:23 PM
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pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
pretentious faggots that eat it because it makes them feel good about themselves 11/13/2007 4:37:26 PM
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FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
sometimes it's ok, it depends on the preparation 11/13/2007 4:37:27 PM
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TheBullDoza All American 7117 Posts user info edit post |
taste?
fuckin newbs 11/13/2007 4:38:14 PM
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ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
^my thoughts exactly.
But if they're convinced it tastes like shit, there's no point in clearing things up for them. 11/13/2007 4:39:56 PM
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pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
soybeans are what food eats 11/13/2007 4:40:43 PM
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JTMONEYNCSU All American 24529 Posts user info edit post |
11/13/2007 4:42:24 PM
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parsonsb All American 13206 Posts user info edit post |
well according to this one song, its killer 11/13/2007 4:43:35 PM
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TheBullDoza All American 7117 Posts user info edit post |
best reason so far^^
[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 4:43 PM. Reason : all is not well on the hippie front] 11/13/2007 4:43:36 PM
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JTMONEYNCSU All American 24529 Posts user info edit post |
^^lol, nice 11/13/2007 4:45:23 PM
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Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
One time my mom was on a diet, so she bought a block of it, sliced off a piece and ate it raw. I can understand not liking it under those circumstances.
But it's so gooooood. 11/13/2007 4:47:12 PM
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chabnic All American 2965 Posts user info edit post |
lilly's atomic tofu ftw. 11/13/2007 4:49:04 PM
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Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
No, its garbage.
If you wanna be a vegetarian, don't try to make fake-meat products that tastes like meat...just eat fucking fruit and vegetables. If you're that desperate for meat-like products, you shouldn't have become a vegetarian in the first place.
Its the same as dykes using dildos. 11/13/2007 4:49:21 PM
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Amiblondee All American 1521 Posts user info edit post |
i don't know, ive just found like 95 other things that are much tastier and equally as healthy.
but how can it taste bad? it takes on the taste of anything you cook with it. 11/13/2007 4:50:42 PM
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Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I wouldn't say tofu tastes like meat. Obviously if you cook it in general tsao sauce it's going to taste comparable to general tsao chicken, but that's about it. 11/13/2007 4:51:11 PM
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miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
11/13/2007 4:51:59 PM
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Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
If you could turn that texture into a sound it would be like "sluuoooorrrrrrrrpppppp." 11/13/2007 4:53:18 PM
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FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "if you cook it in general tsao sauce it's going to taste comparable to general tsao chicken like tofu in general tso's sauce" |
i've had vegetarian products that taste very much like their meat counterparts, chicken nuggets and hotdogs especially, but that's not one of them
[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 4:55 PM. Reason : &] 11/13/2007 4:53:48 PM
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LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
Tofu doesn't have much flavor of its own. It tastes like whatever it's cooked in.
if you cook it in general tsao sauce it's going to taste comparable to general tsao chicken like tofu in general tso's sauce
tofu is ok mixed in with a lot of other flavors 11/13/2007 4:56:23 PM
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Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
Eh, it's been many years since I've eaten chicken, so I don't really remember what it tastes like. General tsao's tofu is though 11/13/2007 4:58:04 PM
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AndyMac All American 31924 Posts user info edit post |
Seriously though, it's the same reason I don't like cauliflower and guacamole.
It has a terrible texture and doesn't add much to the flavor. 11/13/2007 5:00:41 PM
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FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
guacamole has a flavor--shit flavor, without the shit aroma 11/13/2007 5:01:39 PM
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aea All Amurican 5269 Posts user info edit post |
tofu has no real taste for those of you that think it tastes bad- it absorbs the taste of whatever you cook it in. sooo unless you cook it in shit, it shouldnt taste that way. try cooking it in something tasty 11/13/2007 5:06:31 PM
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0EPII1 All American 42557 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "If you wanna be a vegetarian, don't try to make fake-meat products that tastes like meat...just eat fucking fruit and vegetables. If you're that desperate for meat-like products, you shouldn't have become a vegetarian in the first place." |
WAT?
Tofu is not a FAKE-MEAT PRODUCT you dummy. Tofu has been made in Asian countries for centuries. You are thinking of TVP/TSP (Textured Vegetable/Soy Protein) made to look and taste like meat. Now that, that's an American invention. 11/13/2007 5:12:00 PM
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AndyMac All American 31924 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "tofu has no real taste for those of you that think it tastes bad- it absorbs the taste of whatever you cook it in. sooo unless you cook it in shit, it shouldnt taste that way. try cooking it in something tasty" |
Or you could just, you know, leave it out.
Why put something in a food that will end up tasting exactly the same as everything else?
Tofu is boring. 11/13/2007 5:16:02 PM
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LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
tofu is added for nutritional value and to take up space. 11/13/2007 5:16:56 PM
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FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
so are most complex carbohydrates
[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 5:17 PM. Reason : &] 11/13/2007 5:17:14 PM
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Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "^my thoughts exactly.
But if they're convinced it tastes like shit, there's no point in clearing things up for them." |
Horrible argument.
First, it doesn't taste exactly like the food with which it is cooked. There is no way it can absorb the full flavor, so you end up with a bland and watered down version of the original flavor.
Second, food is a combination of flavors. Sauce should taste like sauce. Chicken should taste like chicken. I'm sure I could mix in some toilet paper and it would take on the taste of the sauce, but that would be retarded.
Therefore...
Tofu is a lot like mixing toilet paper in with your food. It's retarded. 11/13/2007 5:19:10 PM
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FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
spaghetti sauce with no spaghetti? 11/13/2007 5:20:19 PM
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ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Tofu is a lot like mixing toilet paper in with your food. It's retarded." |
![](images/rolleyes.gif) 11/13/2007 5:20:28 PM
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adam8778 All American 3095 Posts user info edit post |
i completely agree with:
Quote : | "Tofu is a lot like mixing toilet paper in with your food. It's fucking retarded." |
11/13/2007 5:24:44 PM
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392 Suspended 2488 Posts user info edit post |
tofu is good
tempeh is better
![](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/cait450/tofu5nq.jpg)
[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 6:09 PM. Reason : she's got tofu the size of texas] 11/13/2007 6:09:04 PM
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JCASHFAN All American 13916 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "pretentious faggots that eat it because it makes them feel good about themselves" |
11/13/2007 6:12:07 PM
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3 of 11 All American 6276 Posts user info edit post |
Real men don't eat it, thats why. 11/13/2007 6:14:12 PM
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0EPII1 All American 42557 Posts user info edit post |
REAL MEN BELITTLE OTHERS ON THE INTERNETS!!! 11/13/2007 6:15:18 PM
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392 Suspended 2488 Posts user info edit post |
^^
yeah, this "real men" clique you're in sounds REAL COOL ![](images/rolleyes.gif) 11/13/2007 6:17:47 PM
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mawle427 All American 22137 Posts user info edit post |
I love the bounty of misinformation here.
The argument of "tofu tastes bad" is a horrible argument because it isn't meant to be eaten uncooked with no accompaniments. Very few things do taste good with no heat applied and no seasoning (hell beef is not that good without at least a little seasoning). So the argument isn't akin to tofu being like putting toilet paper in your food. The argument should be likened to eating raw chicken being horrible (aside from health concerns). Yes, tofu, by itself, with no cooking or seasoning, doesn't taste very good. Neither does chicken or beef or any other proteins for the most part (oysters maybe? though they normally have some seasoning or sauce to go on them.
So yes, "tastes like shit" is an argument from someone who doesn't have a clue of what they are talking about and is pretty much not worth trying to convince otherwise.
On that note, I pretty much only can stand the texture of firm tofu and i like it cut into blocks and sauteed. I love that crispy texture you can get on the outside with the nice soft center. It's a nice flavor and texture contrast. 11/13/2007 6:19:36 PM
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bottombaby IRL 21958 Posts user info edit post |
I was raised vegetarian and I will admit that tofu is not my favorite, but I cannot say anything really bad about it other than the texture can be strange for someone who finds the texture of their food to be important. But it's a good source of protein and the taste (sorta like mushrooms) is really dependent on how you cook it. 11/13/2007 6:21:27 PM
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pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
I think my argument is the most honest and sensible one thus far 11/13/2007 6:22:17 PM
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mawle427 All American 22137 Posts user info edit post |
^truth 11/13/2007 6:25:15 PM
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392 Suspended 2488 Posts user info edit post |
^^ you mean this one?
"soybeans are what food eats"
let me fix it for you
"all food is what other food eats" 11/13/2007 6:28:02 PM
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carzak All American 1657 Posts user info edit post |
Real men aren't insecure and don't care if they're grouped together with pretentious faggots and hippies. They eat tofu because its good, dammit. 11/13/2007 6:28:20 PM
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Lewizzle All American 14393 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Its the same as dykes using dildos." |
Hahahahaha.
Quote : | "tastes like shit" |
Tofu is good stir fried with other things, that's about it. Yeah, tofu has no taste. It is how you cook it and with what you cook it that brings out the texture.
Quote : | "Real men don't eat it, thats why." |
Some truth, tofu is high in phytoestrogens.
[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 6:29 PM. Reason : a] 11/13/2007 6:28:43 PM
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