http://www.wral.com/news/strange/story/2035092/

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"Man in India Marries Dog As Atonement Posted: Today at 7:21 a.m. Updated: Today at 7:36 a.m. NEW DELHI — A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death - an act he believes cursed him - a newspaper reported Tuesday. P. Selvakumar married the sari-draped former stray named Selvi, chosen by family members and then bathed and clothed for the ceremony Sunday at a Hindu temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu, the Hindustan Times newspaper said. Selvakumar, 33, told the paper he had been suffering since he stoned two dogs to death and hung their bodies from a tree 15 years ago. "After that my legs and hands got paralyzed and I lost hearing in one ear," he said in the report. The paper said an astrologer had told Selvakumar the wedding was the only way he could cure the maladies. It did not say whether his situation had improved. Deeply superstitious people in rural India sometimes organize weddings to dogs and other animals, believing it can ward off certain curses. The paper showed a picture of Selvakumar sitting next to the dog, which was wearing an orange sari and a flower garland. The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the dog got a bun. "

11/13/2007 5:20:48 PM

that mother fucker is cursed for killing the 2 dogs, and now double cursed for forcing another member of the canine family to have to stay in his presence

11/13/2007 5:22:07 PM

i'm just glad he isn't one of those homos trying to marry a boy dog.

now that would be some perverse shit.

11/13/2007 5:22:31 PM

heard about this on the radio today...funny stuff

11/13/2007 5:22:33 PM

Paging CaneDog

11/13/2007 5:22:56 PM

Artist depiction of their children.

-and-

I bet he calls her a bitch.

11/13/2007 5:24:57 PM

i bet dagreenone would put his hand up her ass

11/13/2007 5:26:58 PM

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"The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the dog got a bun."

poor puppy



cute dog, not so cute guy

11/13/2007 5:28:39 PM

Seriously, the ISPCA should put a hit out on this cockface. I mean that's assuming they have an ISPCA, which I doubt...but still, I hope this piece of shit gets his face torn off while he sleeps by his 'wife'.

11/13/2007 5:28:43 PM

indians aren't exactly into pet dogs

11/13/2007 5:30:07 PM

^^ umm, calm down, chika.

he is not going to be having sex with her, you know. this is a symbolic marriage, not a full marriage such as we humans do it. there have been other cases before such as this one, and even of kids being married off to donkeys and shit.

but you know, that's some fucked up beliefs those hindus have.

11/13/2007 5:56:01 PM

paging esgrabs.

11/13/2007 5:58:35 PM

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"i bet dagreenone would put his hand up her ass"

that was not necessary.

11/13/2007 5:59:00 PM

I'm not worried about the beastiality part of it....I just get ill when I hear about anyone who has killed an animal not for food or to protect themselves, but because they didn't think it was a bad thing

11/13/2007 5:59:38 PM

its just a ceremony, the two are supposedly spiritually united, like they do in a marriage

calling it a marriage is really wrong

11/13/2007 6:06:46 PM

the dog deserves the "You gonna get raped" photo on here. Poor puppy.

11/13/2007 6:27:01 PM

Looks to me like his hands work. I sure hope that he doesn't tr to have a physical relationship with the dog...

11/13/2007 6:37:08 PM

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"that was not necessary"

it wouldn't be the first time he put something in a puppy's butt, amirite??

11/13/2007 6:40:19 PM

I don't call my bitch my wifey, I call her my bitch
And my bitch know when I'm calling, I'm calling to hit

11/13/2007 6:41:54 PM

People are so fucking goddamn stupid.

11/13/2007 6:44:13 PM

Wait, who said something unnecessary? I didn't see anything out of line... Maybe I missed an edit...

[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 6:51 PM. Reason : ]

11/13/2007 6:51:23 PM

read post after the humandog pic

11/13/2007 6:52:46 PM

Whoahoho


Unnecessary roughness, 15 yards, repeat third down.

11/13/2007 6:57:30 PM

bet the dog is glad he's not marrying into a chinese family

11/13/2007 7:00:00 PM

I saw a joke... but that was all.

11/13/2007 7:02:00 PM

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"it wouldn't be the first time he put something in a puppy's butt, amirite??"

ahahaha!

but seriously, his new wife is a dog. Dogs don't live as long as humans. She will die and then he can marry a human female.

11/13/2007 7:23:47 PM

Awwwwwwwww ....

(Must be a different dog. http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=2007%5C11%5C14%5Cstory_14-11-2007_pg9_19 )

[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 8:25 PM. Reason : .]

11/13/2007 8:25:12 PM

11/13/2007 8:26:21 PM

dude up there looks pretty psyched to be marrying that dog

i bet he's gonna consummate the marriage then eat it

11/13/2007 8:27:53 PM

I want a divorce.

Arrooo?

11/13/2007 8:31:05 PM

give's "bow chicka wow wow" whole new meaning

11/13/2007 8:32:23 PM

ahahahah from that link above:

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"A man in southern India has married a dog on the advice of an astrologer. Selva Kumar, 33, tied the knot with a 3-year-old bitch called Selvi to get rid of a curse for killing two dogs 15 years ago. Within four days of killing the animals, Kumar started suffering from paralysis. Medical treatment led to no improvement so he saw a local astrologer who told him the curse would be lifted if he married a bitch. The groom wore a white dhoti and shirt while the bride was dressed in a pink silk saree for the wedding ceremony. The ceremony ended with Kumar tying the Hindu ‘sacred thread’ around the dog’s neck and vowing to take care of his wife forever. ananova"

11/14/2007 7:38:49 PM

Great, now the people against gay marriage are going to jump on this.

"SEE, FIRST IT'S GAYS, THEN YA GOT PEOPLE MARRYIN ANIMALS!"

11/14/2007 7:39:42 PM