I dont FUCKING believe this.





The story:

Today at 2pm I got a call from Discover Card Services asking for one more piece of information before they complete the new credit card with line of $50K. Problem: I didn't ask for it. Whomever filled out the application had my SSN, address, telephone, employment, mortgage info, etc. I put the call into all Credit Bureaus and headed home to file report with police department because the "new card" was to be mailed to my current address.

On my way home, I plowed into the back of a Chevy P/U loaded down with 3 granite counter tops at 45mph. I knocked him into an Infiniti FX35. All were able to drive away with the Disco coming away with the worst part (except for the granite countertops). Pickups beds aren't much anyway.

After getting ticketed I headed home to find a message on the machine from Mastercard. Apparently "I " had asked for $25K in personal check cards to be sent to my "new address" and they wanted to clarify one more piece of info. Problem: I do have a MC but I didn't ask for the personal checks or recently charge the $900 worth of crap on my card.

4 hours and 6 beers later after calling all appropriate agencies, I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror if anything I can say this cab is rare.
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'.

[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 10:52 PM. Reason : DAMMIT]

11/13/2007 10:52:28 PM

0/10

11/13/2007 10:53:57 PM

old

11/13/2007 10:54:11 PM

It's "nah forget it" not "now forget it"

11/13/2007 10:54:37 PM

Quote :

" 4 hours and 6 beers later after calling all appropriate agencies, I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror if anything I can say this cab is rare. But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. "

you gotta give him points for that ending.


5/10

11/13/2007 10:55:40 PM

i thought it was getting kindof iffy w/ the whole pickup truck.

11/13/2007 10:56:10 PM

this wasnt funny or creative when it was "new" and it hasn't gotten that way now.

11/13/2007 10:57:08 PM

ok i'm gonna baonest with you...i definitely fell for it and when i got to the end i was like pwnt

11/13/2007 11:00:39 PM

Don't get me all riled up

11/13/2007 11:01:42 PM

well this actually did happen to me today

11/13/2007 11:07:30 PM

0/10

And I saw the ending coming.

11/13/2007 11:08:16 PM

^^ really?

11/14/2007 7:23:05 PM

0/10

And I saw the ending coming.

11/14/2007 7:26:08 PM

0/10

And I saw the ending coming.

11/14/2007 8:26:08 PM

i liked the ending

thats all

11/14/2007 9:01:47 PM

Quote :

"ok i'm gonna baonest with you...i definitely fell for it and when i got to the end i was like pwnt"

11/14/2007 9:04:32 PM

Quote :

"i definitely fell for it and when i got to the end i was like pwnt"

11/14/2007 9:14:09 PM

god i love when wolfweb females quote me

11/14/2007 10:35:03 PM

Try again, b. I gots a nose for that shit.

11/14/2007 10:37:38 PM