was in a porta potty at an EVENT this weekend (not very fancy LOLZ)

anyways it said it was 'rated' for use by 10-12 workers per week, working 40 hour weeks. i assume this means it is designed to be emptied/cleaned weekly. we are trying to figure out how much pee and dooky this averages. so we assumed at first:

1 turd per person per day (x5)
2.5 pisses per person per day (x5)

we use 2.5 because we disagree on 2 or 3, but since we must assume the max (12 pissers) for our calculations then we did an average guess

anyways

we came up with:

60 shittings and
150 PISSINGS

assuming beer shits and diarrhea, we can assume that perhaps 1/6 of the shit will be liquid, therefore, 50 feet of turd and however much liquid

how far off am i, i know one of you has done construction or dealt with septic tanks or whatever

porta pottties

also if any chicks wanna come do us in greensboro we are pretty smart and mature

[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 11:09 PM. Reason : i just realized that im assuming footlong turds. thats ok]

11/13/2007 11:08:35 PM

you are making some fucking terrible threads today.

11/13/2007 11:09:38 PM

4 MORE YEARS

11/13/2007 11:09:40 PM

at EVENTS, chicks throw their sanitary napkins in there too

11/13/2007 11:09:45 PM

Quote :

"we are trying to figure out how much pee and dooky this averages"

11/13/2007 11:10:00 PM

+5 for the concluding request

11/13/2007 11:10:26 PM

i miss the old drugged out jackleg


Le Sigh

11/13/2007 11:10:48 PM

jackleg i shit you not(no pun intended) i've had 2 wolfwebbers in the past 2 weeks tell me how "you've fallen off" or that "i liked him more when he was on drugs"

11/13/2007 11:11:54 PM

the best is on windy days when they blow over

11/13/2007 11:12:52 PM

theres simonnnn right on my nuts as usual

its funny, my brother is hanging out over here with me, and i present this odd question to tww usually to tiebreak our arguments. ha ha ha

he looks at the thread and says, who is simonn do you know him. i say no just some fag i guess. and he says why does this guy sit on here and wait for you to post so he can talk shit. and i say i guess he is just a douchebucket (with no mop)

in other words, it sure is funny. cause i make the threads to entertain me and maybe the occasional shoulder surfer. but there are people in this world who care

about me

jackleg

travis oakley

internet phenomenon

legend in my spare time

some guy you will never know

that you care enough to stalk on the internet

you are a total fucking fag

and i know nothing about you

you are nothing

sad guy

sitting in the porta potty thread

talking shit

bystanders in real life think that you have a problem

they laugh at you in real life

you are officially on the dick, and on perma-ignore, simonnn

i hope your computer gets a virus and you can never post again

fag

11/13/2007 11:17:38 PM

i guess jackleg hates me

i meant nothing by it.

11/13/2007 11:19:18 PM

im pretty sure simon is a fag.


So calling him that isnt hurting his feelings.


but jackleg, you're just no fun when you're all clean and shit. Shits disappointing

11/13/2007 11:20:51 PM

Quote :

"i miss the old drugged out jackleg Le Sigh "

i missed it when the 38 day old users didnt know my life story, or at least the one that i spoonfeed the fucking people who think they remotely have a clue about who, what when, where, or why i am

you are on perma-ignore as well

another nobody who has studied me. why dont you guys get off tww and go make a fucking wiki page about me

serious loser shit

11/13/2007 11:20:55 PM

Quote :

"im pretty sure simon is a fag."

negative. sorry to disappoint.

11/13/2007 11:22:57 PM

why jackleg... why must you be like this.


old drugged out jackleg woulda just called me a fag and ended it there... but no, you gotta get all emotional and shit.



very disappointing



... and i mean come on. Serious loser shit ? .... look who's talking big man

[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 11:23 PM. Reason : x]

11/13/2007 11:23:07 PM

can we please get back to the topic at hand? im sorry i got all double spacey, but its best to tell them that youre not into them before the love letters start, and they start showing up at your house and eventually kill you. i just cant have that over a the an internet

11/13/2007 11:23:51 PM

i remember on 7/5/2006 when jackleg was in san diego california with his daughter. they got some really good pictures at the whale watch.

11/13/2007 11:25:59 PM

so what's the answer?

11/13/2007 11:43:12 PM