cause lets be honest


even if you can't cook, you can always go out to eat

and they don't have vag on the menu at most places

11/14/2007 4:18:05 PM

seems like most guys like sluts now a days :/

11/14/2007 4:18:30 PM

I was patiently waiting for this thread to be made.

11/14/2007 4:18:51 PM

just because a girl can fuck doesn't mean she is a slut. and a girl who can cook and fuck is even better!!

11/14/2007 4:19:14 PM

I don't really like sluts


but lets be real

chances are it's not gonna work out, lets just have fun until it's over

^ pretty much



[Edited on November 14, 2007 at 4:19 PM. Reason : /jaded]

11/14/2007 4:19:22 PM

nothing wrong with eating out every day when you're making $texas$

11/14/2007 4:19:49 PM

girls that fuck > prudish bitches who won't

11/14/2007 4:20:06 PM

[no homo]

in think in the long run i'd rather have a girl who can cook extremely good than one who's an absolute firecracker in the sack

11/14/2007 4:21:17 PM

i figured the parody would turn "cook" into "cock" and change some shit in the middle. faked me out.

11/14/2007 4:21:18 PM

why don't they teach fucking skills in sex ed?

11/14/2007 4:21:37 PM

^^^ I know right... I prefer someone that can do both though

^ haha, they're trying to teach abstinence

[Edited on November 14, 2007 at 4:23 PM. Reason : .]

11/14/2007 4:22:40 PM

^well of course both would be ideal

but given a choice, i think it's easy

11/14/2007 4:26:41 PM

this thread


9/10

11/14/2007 6:01:26 PM

It's all fun and games until your dick falls of from dirty vag.

11/14/2007 6:02:56 PM

Quote :

"^ haha, they're trying to teach abstinence"

In 9th grade Health class we had a Sex Ed portion to it. They actually had a condom and made someone volunteer to show the correct way to put it on (over a finger) and what it protects from...

11/14/2007 6:11:49 PM

THIS THREAD WILL SURELY GET ME LAID

11/14/2007 6:49:25 PM

^

11/14/2007 10:29:37 PM

^^

11/14/2007 10:30:45 PM

^^^

11/14/2007 10:31:10 PM

^^^^

11/14/2007 10:31:30 PM

the only girl thats worth a damn is the one that will fuck you at 11pm, and cook you breakfast at 11am.

im not sure if they exist though.

11/14/2007 10:32:00 PM

i exist and i'm like that

11/14/2007 10:33:31 PM

haha, dnl's the perfect girl

11/14/2007 10:34:23 PM

the only girl thats worth a damn is the one that will fuck you at 11pm, and cook you breakfast at 11amright after.

11/14/2007 10:34:23 PM

Quote :

"the only girl thats worth a damn is the one that will fuck you at 11pm any time you want fuck, and cook you breakfast at 11am. any time you want breakfast. im not sure if they exist though."

[Edited on November 14, 2007 at 10:35 PM. Reason : .]

11/14/2007 10:34:38 PM

^

11/14/2007 10:35:17 PM

haha, dnl's the perfect girl

seriously, I must be the perfect girl.

11/14/2007 10:40:31 PM

Quote :

"the only girl thats worth a damn is the one that will fuck you at 11pm, and cook you breakfast at 11am. im not sure if they exist though."

THEY DO!!

11/14/2007 10:42:01 PM