she ate the internet.

11/16/2007 9:17:48 AM

ok ok ok.

Shitty Analysis of thread
-10 TWW Points for me

\/ a lot. No, I don't watch the Office. I've seen it once. Good show. I just don't have time for much TV

[Edited on November 16, 2007 at 9:30 AM. Reason : .]

11/16/2007 9:18:24 AM

your mom's so dumb, she thought a quaterback was a refund

11/16/2007 9:18:47 AM

your moms so retarded that she told you to make this thread

11/16/2007 9:20:50 AM

yo momma's so black, she got marked absent at night school

11/16/2007 9:22:13 AM

yo momma's so back, when she stepped out of her car, the check oil light came on

11/16/2007 9:23:00 AM

your mother is a very pleasant and insightful woman.

11/16/2007 9:24:04 AM

yo momma's so black she's blue

11/16/2007 9:25:21 AM

yo momma's so fat, she uses a VCR for a beeper (damn, these jokes are old. who the fuck has a beeper anymore?)

11/16/2007 9:25:26 AM

I guess wdprice3 doesn't watch the Office.

11/16/2007 9:27:13 AM

yo mamma is like a bowling ball, she gets fingered, thrown in the gutter and comes back for more

11/16/2007 9:27:50 AM

yo mom's so fat when somebody yells "Kool-Aid" she comes bustin through the wall.

11/16/2007 9:27:54 AM

your momma's so tall, she did a backflip and kicked God in the chin

11/16/2007 9:28:46 AM

yo momma gums so black, she spit yoohoo

11/16/2007 9:30:10 AM

yo momma's so funny, she wrote this joke

11/16/2007 9:30:25 AM

yo momma's so old, when Moses parted the sea, she was on the other side fishing

11/16/2007 9:31:00 AM

Your mom's so fat, when she cuts herself shaving, she bleeds gravy

11/16/2007 9:38:21 AM

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

11/16/2007 9:39:20 AM

way to fuck up the thread mcfluffle

11/16/2007 9:39:55 AM

lol

11/16/2007 9:40:12 AM

Quote :

"yo mom's so fat when somebody yells "Kool-Aid" she comes bustin through the wall."

11/16/2007 9:40:48 AM

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay EMCE


your mom

11/16/2007 9:41:46 AM

yo momma's teef so yellow she put the sun outta bidness.

11/16/2007 9:43:10 AM

hello mcfluffle. Are you the one who's mom died?


if so,
how are you doing today?

if not,
your momma's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck

11/16/2007 9:44:39 AM

Your daddy's so fat he sounds like darth vader when he snores.

11/16/2007 9:45:18 AM

no, my dad died.

doing ok, how're you?






and,

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

11/16/2007 9:48:16 AM

sorry to hear that. I'm doing alright. Taking the day off (kinda). I'm taking time off to starve myself so I'll be prepared for turkey day!


your momma's so dumb, she asked what kind of jeans I was wearing. I said Guess. She said Levi's?

11/16/2007 9:51:47 AM

sorry, mcfluffle.

11/16/2007 9:56:30 AM

condolences

11/16/2007 9:57:32 AM

Quote :

"Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry."

11/16/2007 9:58:06 AM

'twas awhile ago. thx.





Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

11/16/2007 9:58:43 AM

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

11/16/2007 9:59:27 AM

yo momma's so ugly, I had to tie porkchops around her neck just so the dog would play with her

11/16/2007 10:05:07 AM

Your momma's teeth so crooked, when she smiles it looks like her tounge is in jail.

Your momma's so black, she puts finger prints on charcoal

11/16/2007 10:05:35 AM

yo momma's so poor, she ate cereal with a fork to save milk

11/16/2007 10:07:15 AM

yo momma's so fat there was a fork in the road and she picked it up and started eating with it

11/16/2007 10:24:02 AM

Your mommas so cross eyed she plays softball with a tuning fork.

11/16/2007 11:00:20 AM

Yo Momma so bald she took a shower and got brainwashed.

11/16/2007 11:01:45 AM

EMCE wins this thread hands down.

11/16/2007 11:02:46 AM

i laughed the most at BadPokerPlyr's

Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

11/16/2007 11:08:53 AM

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the beach, no one else gets sun

11/16/2007 11:10:11 AM

If ugly were bricks your momma would have her own housing projects NCSU.

11/16/2007 11:10:40 AM

your momma's so fat, she doesn't carry an umbrella, she carries a revival tent

11/16/2007 11:13:04 AM

yo momma like a shotgun, two cocks and she blows

11/16/2007 11:13:11 AM

yo moms teef so yella that it gave her tonsils sunburn

11/16/2007 11:15:02 AM

Yo mommas arm pits are so harry:looks like shes got Don King in a headlock

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ready to blow^^gaaah

[Edited on November 16, 2007 at 11:18 AM. Reason : f]

11/16/2007 11:18:05 AM

yo momma's so old, she still owed Jesus $5 dollar bucks

11/16/2007 11:22:47 AM

yo mama so fat that her crack claps when she walks

11/16/2007 11:26:26 AM

yo momma's so fat, she sat on a quarter, and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose

11/16/2007 11:28:21 AM

yo mommas front teeth are so gapped that when she smiled at me i didnt know whether to smile back or kick a field goal..

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

11/16/2007 11:29:45 AM