???? posting or 40 yd dash or any other topic you can think of

11/19/2007 9:53:20 PM

wat?

11/19/2007 9:54:16 PM

I've heard it said that Drunknloaded is the fastest responder in the land

11/19/2007 9:55:51 PM

155mph

11/19/2007 9:56:17 PM

Yay! Something I'm good at.

11/19/2007 9:56:26 PM

gotta be dnl. make a thread w/ his name on it, he'll post w/in a minute.

11/19/2007 9:57:06 PM

aielman

11/19/2007 9:58:04 PM

<---fastest beer drinker

11/19/2007 10:04:40 PM

4.53...


in high school Now I am out of shape and have had knee surgery

11/19/2007 10:05:24 PM

^^


no... I am. Ive won tournaments

11/19/2007 10:06:17 PM

11/19/2007 10:07:18 PM

88 miles per hour!!

11/19/2007 10:07:24 PM

4.2-4.3ish in high school best i remember. i'm old now.

11/19/2007 10:07:36 PM

i could do a mean long jump in 5th grade

11/19/2007 10:17:40 PM

4.34 in highschool

11/19/2007 10:20:19 PM

SIXTY

YARD

DASH!

11/19/2007 10:22:56 PM

Quote :

"^^ no... I am. Ive won tournaments"

well considering a beer cant flow any faster from a can or a bong... i guess we tie for this category

11/19/2007 10:25:44 PM

Quote :

"Deion Sanders ran a 4.19 in the 40, and a 4.6 backwards. Devin Hester ran a disappointing 4.5 40 at the 2006 NFL Scouting Combine, but then ran a 4.35 when he participated in Miami University's Pro Day. He is now considered one of the best kick returners in NFL history and holds numerous return records. Ellis Hobbs, a cornerback currently playing for the New England Patriots, ran a 4.3 second 40-yard dash and has gone on to tie the record for the second-longest play, the longest being from chargers cornerback Antonio Cromartie on a field goal that was returned. (a 108 yard kick return; Devin Hester and Nathan Vasher), and also hold the record for the longest kick return. Randy Moss, a wide receiver currently playing for the New England Patriots, ran a 4.25 second 40 yard dash. Moss currently holds the rookie TD reception record with 17. DeAngelo Hall, a cornerback currently playing for the Atlanta Falcons, ran a 4.15 (on rubber track, which is considered informal for the 40 yard) second 40 yard dash. On a regular dirt track he ran a 4.24. "

Wow.. we have some fast guys on TWW then.

11/19/2007 10:26:41 PM

drinking and bonging beers are two different things.

you clearly have no idea what you're talking about

11/19/2007 10:28:40 PM

11/19/2007 10:29:18 PM

^^^yea most of these people dont know that high school times are not official or accurate

^^ok dipshit i said it cannot flow any faster from can or bong
and this is the fastest drinking not most drinking

[Edited on November 19, 2007 at 10:31 PM. Reason : or a mug... which is easier than can, less air resistance.. people here will vouch]

[Edited on November 19, 2007 at 10:32 PM. Reason : if you can bong a beer in one gulp, you can chug the hell out of a mug]

11/19/2007 10:29:31 PM

yeah i can dump a mug down my throat w/o swallowing

11/19/2007 10:43:22 PM

^absence of gag reflex?

11/19/2007 10:44:29 PM

Quote :

""Deion Sanders ran a 4.19 in the 40, and a 4.6 backwards. "

That's insane!


If only he could tackle.

11/19/2007 10:45:17 PM

sounds like we need a beer race

11/19/2007 10:46:29 PM

hahahah u win no way outta this one .

only been used for beer though... no penises

[Edited on November 19, 2007 at 10:48 PM. Reason : .]

11/19/2007 10:47:28 PM

Fastest TWWer?

The one we're gonna drop in an Ethiopian drop zone with a dozen porkchops tied around his neck.

11/19/2007 10:57:48 PM

LiusClues

11/19/2007 11:06:39 PM

Quote :

"<---fastest beer drinker"

i will question this if it is shotgunning a beer

11/19/2007 11:16:53 PM

YEAH MAN, BACK IN THE DAY, WHEN I WAS IN HIGHSCHOOL MAN, I KICKED ASS, I MEAN DAMN, IF IT WASN'T FOR ________________ I'D BE IN THE PRO'S, SHIT, I'M BETTER THAN SOME PRO'S ALREADY!
I'M A TOTAL BADASS.









































BTW I RAN THE 40 IN A 4.1!

11/19/2007 11:17:39 PM

1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!!!!!!!!!

11/19/2007 11:26:13 PM

I can swim relatively fast.

25 second 50 free, and close to that for a 50 fly

11/19/2007 11:33:43 PM