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CharlesHF
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As a followup from the "how to get rid of logs" threads...

http://www.zug.com/pranks/colonic/
http://www.zug.com/pranks/colon/

Sounds:
http://media.zug.com/colon_cleansing.mp3

Pics: (NSFW)
http://www.zug.com/pranks/colon/colon-cleansing-04.jpg
http://www.zug.com/pranks/colon/colon-cleansing-05.jpg


Damn, people have some nasty colons.

11/20/2007 12:34:38 AM

LovedYoMoma
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yeah... i'm clicking any of those

11/20/2007 12:39:05 AM

pttyndal
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shit, second to not click those links

[Edited on November 20, 2007 at 12:39 AM. Reason : ]

11/20/2007 12:39:09 AM

catzor
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That is the most I have lol's ever

11/20/2007 12:53:58 AM

CharlesHF
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^ I agree.

11/20/2007 1:06:09 AM

mcfluffle
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Quote :
"i thought a colonic was a massage or somethin'"

11/22/2007 5:23:47 PM

Prawn Star
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Quote :
"Half-naked, I climbed into the tub, inserted the nozzle, and turned on the butt spigot. Unfortunately, I was only able to get in half a can before my anus began foaming angrily. Dripping beer from my butt, I quickly sat on the toilet, spewing out a geyser of beer and surprised feces.

Then I began farting uncontrollably. The beer seemed to have some chemical reaction with the inside of my colon, and the result was loud, almost majestic, trumpeting farts. (I've heard of beer farts, but this is ridiculous.)

I stood up and looked down to survey the damage. The inside of the toilet was covered in Schlitz.

It took me half an hour to clean up the bathroom, but damned if I didn't have a buzz. My colon got drunk off half a beer! What a lightweight!

Later that evening, my mom came home and asked me why the bathroom smelled like beer. I pretended to take a whiff, and told her I thought it smelled like peanuts.
"


Ya I lol'd

11/22/2007 5:33:09 PM

aaronburro
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this thread needed it

11/22/2007 6:14:10 PM

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