Let me preface this by saying that I am completely secure with my body, personality, and sexual appeal.


However, for reasons not germane to this thread, I started stuffing my crotch a few months ago.
Everyday after I step out of the shower, I get dressed just like normal. But right before I open the door to my house to enter the world, I will microwave two socks....then proceed to to coil them up and elongate them just a bit so that it looks like my junk.. Then I'll stuff then down my left pant leg.





Things have been going great for the past few months. But yesterday, I got caught. It was one of those surprise rapings that come up randomly. I just didn't have enough time to get rid of the sock before the woman took my pants off. She just reached down in between my body and my belt going straight for my junk. But she pulled out the sock with a look of bewilderment on her face.



Well, we didn't talk to each other all night. Usually, we'll cuddle and shit at night, but she was very distant while we were sleeping. And today, she's giving me the silent treatment. I feel as if this shouldn't really be a big deal....but it obviously is.

What do I do Dr. TWW?

11/25/2007 3:53:19 PM

words and pictures

11/25/2007 3:54:38 PM

bawlz in yo mouf

11/25/2007 3:55:03 PM

you two idiots aren't helping

11/25/2007 4:03:40 PM

stop stuffing your crotch. problem solved.
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11/25/2007 4:05:12 PM

ntlb

11/25/2007 4:05:42 PM

all this time, i've told the ladies that i'm hung like emce and emce's not even hung like emce

11/25/2007 4:07:00 PM

stop making shit up and stop posting

11/25/2007 4:07:41 PM

http://southernpariah.googlepages.com/tubgirl.jpg

11/25/2007 4:18:47 PM

Sad...very sad.

11/25/2007 4:51:16 PM

Use this and no more need for stuffing.

11/25/2007 5:17:05 PM

junk

11/25/2007 7:39:23 PM

LOL....funny, i was thinkin about doing the same thing a few months ago for some laughs....never went through with it...

11/25/2007 8:19:15 PM

you should

it's a tremendous confidence boost

11/25/2007 8:36:57 PM

why would u need yer confidence boosted? you got a 12-inch dick

11/25/2007 8:37:40 PM

11.5

BUT THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE!!!

11/25/2007 8:39:36 PM

3

2

1


Official dick size thread.

11/25/2007 8:41:05 PM