you actually look more forward to giving gifts then receiving them.

11/29/2007 3:31:45 PM

when you actually start to seriously think about retirement

11/29/2007 3:33:09 PM

When you see David Justice is eligible for the Hall of Fame this year

11/29/2007 3:36:03 PM

you can't stay up as long as you used to

11/29/2007 3:36:48 PM

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"When you see David Justice is eligible for the Hall of Fame this year"

damn, really?




i knew i was getting old the other day when i realized that as i was leaving lunch, i put my brown bag in my pocket, thinking.... i may need a bag later, i had better hold on to this


what the fuck is that?

11/29/2007 3:38:01 PM

when your niece turns 20 and you were there the day she was born.

11/29/2007 3:39:22 PM

when you have to whipe your ass yourself

11/29/2007 3:41:07 PM

when no one comes to see you in the retirement home anymore

11/29/2007 3:41:54 PM

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"you can't stay up as long as you used to"

dude you are fucking 18... you should be staying up all night drinking every weekend living it up


for me it was when i started turning down opportunities to go out for no reason other than not feeling like partying. partying began losing it's novelty.

11/29/2007 3:47:50 PM

ahaha i am,

but you know you're getting old when you can't. never said i couldn't

11/29/2007 3:49:01 PM

Waking up in the middle of the night to pee

11/29/2007 3:50:16 PM

You see a former student out at a bar and you say "Hi" and they say "I never come here this bar is full of old people"........then your old and lame

11/29/2007 3:51:42 PM

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"You see a former student out at a bar and you say "Hi" and they say "I never come here this bar is full of old people"........then your old and lame"

oh buuuuuuuuuuuuuurn, that's pretty harsh

11/29/2007 3:52:43 PM

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"dude you are fucking 18... you should be staying up all night drinking every weekend living it up"

yeah definately. while im in school (and not co-op'ing) im either up till 3-4am playin video games or drinking, or doing homework (even if theres an early class the next day.

11/29/2007 3:55:27 PM

... you have to get colonoscopies.

11/29/2007 4:00:08 PM

^^^ I just laughed and said well enjoy the rest of your night, I had my walker so I could get away fast.

[Edited on November 29, 2007 at 4:02 PM. Reason : ^]

11/29/2007 4:01:44 PM

Al your friends start getting married... and having kids.

11/29/2007 7:02:01 PM

they play Biggie on Backspin

11/29/2007 7:30:58 PM

i tried to play nba 2k8 on xbox and i still can't figure out the fuckng controller.

11/29/2007 7:33:08 PM

You realize that little kid from Jerry Maguire has grown up to be an MMA fighter.

10/12/2015 10:35:03 PM

MMA fighter would imply he's competed in at least 1 MMA fight

10/12/2015 10:37:24 PM

lol "MMA enthusiast"

hell, every ricky with a tapout shirt is an enthusiast

10/12/2015 10:39:28 PM

I like how he has the exact same look on his face whether he's doing leg curls or posing with Steph Curry and Derek Jeter's gay sex son in a headlock

10/12/2015 10:40:10 PM

You just watched skyfall like yesterday, but spectre is coming the end of the month.

10/13/2015 8:25:46 AM