ok so i dropped some deuces the other day, after some taco bell, and well it looked just like a hydrothermal vent.

im talkin just like one. i thought i discovered a new species of poo

12/5/2007 11:48:49 AM

those things are like 1500 degrees and probably smell like rotten eggs i would guess due to sulfur

12/5/2007 11:50:21 AM

Do you honestly think you're the first person in the history of the world to take a shit like the one you did?

12/5/2007 11:50:51 AM

umm

yeah

12/5/2007 11:51:54 AM

Bono is the record

12/5/2007 11:52:51 AM

I suppose if the shit has fine enough particulates and a corresponding lack of binding goo, then it might be interesting to observe the convective currents as they develop around the pile of shit sediment in the bowl. One would think, though, that the temperature differential between the p00 and the water would not be sufficient to produce a plume of any consequence for any duration of time. Furthermore, especially if the shit is of a loose consistency as described above, the area available for heat transfer will be exponentially great, and the rate of heat transfer will be rapid.

Still more: the velocity of said ass eruption will most likely be high, and the ensuing turbulence created as the deuce (or deuce precipitates) enters the water will further instill rapid convective heat transfer away from the individual turdicles. All of these factors will effectively serve to minimize or even cancel out what would be a natural convective plume under static-turd conditions.

I call bullshit on your shit. Perhaps you'd like to attempt to model the turd/turdlet/water system using Navier-Stokes equations? Just how many constraints can you place on the system without excessively diminishing the model's accuracy?

12/5/2007 1:17:29 PM

if i ever eat taco bell again, i will take some video.

this is no BS.

i dropped some, of course they were not fibrous in any means, they were, how they say, a bit turdy.

and i could see the flumes coming from them. well not as distinct as the picture above, but i though maybe something was on fire cuz i saw the shadows in the water reflect on my leg.

12/5/2007 1:22:32 PM

^^ quite possibly the best post ever

12/5/2007 1:38:22 PM

agree 104.64%

12/5/2007 1:41:26 PM

oddly enough i had a dream last night about swimming in a lake with hydrothermal vents. I was swimming above one and they started to burn the skin on my legs.

I have insane dreams

12/5/2007 2:17:29 PM

^^^^^ just about made me shit myself

12/5/2007 5:08:30 PM

Quote :

"I suppose if the shit has fine enough particulates and a corresponding lack of binding goo, then it might be interesting to observe the convective currents as they develop around the pile of shit sediment in the bowl. One would think, though, that the temperature differential between the p00 and the water would not be sufficient to produce a plume of any consequence for any duration of time. Furthermore, especially if the shit is of a loose consistency as described above, the area available for heat transfer will be exponentially great, and the rate of heat transfer will be rapid. Still more: the velocity of said ass eruption will most likely be high, and the ensuing turbulence created as the deuce (or deuce precipitates) enters the water will further instill rapid convective heat transfer away from the individual turdicles. All of these factors will effectively serve to minimize or even cancel out what would be a natural convective plume under static-turd conditions. I call bullshit on your shit. Perhaps you'd like to attempt to model the turd/turdlet/water system using Navier-Stokes equations? Just how many constraints can you place on the system without excessively diminishing the model's accuracy?"

ahahahahahahahahahaha FTW

12/5/2007 6:04:58 PM

i had to take a shit so bad today i had to go on campus, which i RARELY do...bottom floor harrelson like woah...shit had to be like at least 13 or 14 inches...prolly like 5 courics

12/5/2007 6:06:17 PM

i extend my offer here also, josh you mentioned a 13 to 14 inch long poo...

now i want to see a swirl out of it. so please let me know when it happens.

BTW i dont know what the offer is, i just wanted to say that

12/5/2007 8:54:44 PM

Quote :

"I suppose if the shit has fine enough particulates and a corresponding lack of binding goo, then it might be interesting to observe the convective currents as they develop around the pile of shit sediment in the bowl. One would think, though, that the temperature differential between the p00 and the water would not be sufficient to produce a plume of any consequence for any duration of time. Furthermore, especially if the shit is of a loose consistency as described above, the area available for heat transfer will be exponentially great, and the rate of heat transfer will be rapid. Still more: the velocity of said ass eruption will most likely be high, and the ensuing turbulence created as the deuce (or deuce precipitates) enters the water will further instill rapid convective heat transfer away from the individual turdicles. All of these factors will effectively serve to minimize or even cancel out what would be a natural convective plume under static-turd conditions. I call bullshit on your shit. Perhaps you'd like to attempt to model the turd/turdlet/water system using Navier-Stokes equations? Just how many constraints can you place on the system without excessively diminishing the model's accuracy?"

I'm printing this this post.

12/5/2007 9:22:41 PM

Quote :

"I suppose if the shit has fine enough particulates and a corresponding lack of binding goo, then it might be interesting to observe the convective currents as they develop around the pile of shit sediment in the bowl. One would think, though, that the temperature differential between the p00 and the water would not be sufficient to produce a plume of any consequence for any duration of time. Furthermore, especially if the shit is of a loose consistency as described above, the area available for heat transfer will be exponentially great, and the rate of heat transfer will be rapid. Still more: the velocity of said ass eruption will most likely be high, and the ensuing turbulence created as the deuce (or deuce precipitates) enters the water will further instill rapid convective heat transfer away from the individual turdicles. All of these factors will effectively serve to minimize or even cancel out what would be a natural convective plume under static-turd conditions. I call bullshit on your shit. Perhaps you'd like to attempt to model the turd/turdlet/water system using Navier-Stokes equations? Just how many constraints can you place on the system without excessively diminishing the model's accuracy?"

I'm printing this this post.

12/5/2007 9:23:35 PM

i so wish i had a camera phone today...i seriously wanted to take a pic

12/5/2007 9:28:52 PM

bttt

12/6/2007 8:42:35 AM

This shit is PRICELESS.

11/29/2013 6:39:51 PM

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11/29/2013 7:00:28 PM