to meet a smart, funny, quirky, cute girl.

every girl i've met in the past few months who is cute is of a complete intellectual, artistic void.

every girl i've met who has been somewhat on the ball in said respects hasn't appealed to me whatsoever physically. call it shallow if you will.

i'm not coming here for advice. just ranting a bit, erring on the side of emo.

all that said, i'll come clean and say that i do think my standards might be too high.

12/7/2007 7:12:15 PM

all the smart quirky artistic types go for the old guys. If you can wait it out, it'll be better....


and on a side note... those type of girls usually dont go for guys that work in bars. Sorry to burst your bubble, just being honest here.

12/7/2007 7:13:26 PM

move to classifieds CL

12/7/2007 7:13:27 PM

o/

12/7/2007 7:13:34 PM

Quote :

"is of a complete intellectual, artistic void."

i love it

12/7/2007 7:14:03 PM

You're a victim of your own creation, your standards arent too high, you just dont want burger when you know steak is out there

And I agree with you, finding the combination is a challenge, keeping it from getting fucked up once you have it, impossible

12/7/2007 7:14:04 PM

pobody's nerfect

12/7/2007 7:14:15 PM

What happened to M?

12/7/2007 7:15:34 PM

Yeah

...Good luck with this one. They're all taken.

12/7/2007 7:15:52 PM

but what if you run a bar?

but, yes, i am, and always have been aware that the grade of women you meet in bars isn't of the ilk of which i am in search.

^^things.

[Edited on December 7, 2007 at 7:17 PM. Reason : eh]

12/7/2007 7:16:59 PM

This is a sign you need to go back to school

12/7/2007 7:17:35 PM

^jesus. what i wouldn't give to just have ONE class a week. i've considered sitting in some 400-level classes, if my schedule was more forgiving.

12/7/2007 7:19:17 PM

you need to get away from the young broads.

12/7/2007 7:20:00 PM

you need to get away from the young broads.

12/7/2007 7:21:04 PM

i can't really escape the youngins. i have a fresh, baby face.

if i could only grow a good beard.

12/7/2007 7:21:09 PM

Quote :

"i want so badly"

Prally most of the problem right there. Speaking from experience, there is no worse vibe that you can put out there than desperate.

12/7/2007 7:21:50 PM

I dont take my own advice. old broads are heinous.

12/7/2007 7:22:07 PM

i don't have a problem getting the young ones

and the cougars love my baby face

but the girls my age see through my bullshit

12/7/2007 7:22:49 PM

and i can tell you without hesitation that desparation is the very last vibe i'm putting "out there".

precisely why i've been single for about 75% of the last 5 years.

if i were desparate, or indulged when able, i'd probably have 14 STDs.

[Edited on December 7, 2007 at 7:23 PM. Reason : eh]

12/7/2007 7:22:50 PM

the girls my age get on my nerves anyways

i go older

12/7/2007 7:24:27 PM

there's a girl who i'm 100% sure is expecting to kick it with me tonight.

my plan is to leave my phone at home and go read somewhere.

seriously.

that's how laborious any stabs at conversation would be.

on a completely irrelevant tangient, she's really, really physically attractive.

12/7/2007 7:26:25 PM

man, that's a tough one

12/7/2007 7:27:19 PM

If I want good conversation I'll talk to myself.

12/7/2007 7:27:36 PM

honestly, it's not for me.

i'm not tryna hang out at all.

12/7/2007 7:28:05 PM

^^hahahahahahhahaha

[Edited on December 7, 2007 at 7:28 PM. Reason : sdfsdf]

12/7/2007 7:28:16 PM

I might go to Kylies Bday thing...and tomorrow is Slims.

12/7/2007 7:29:35 PM

hell, it's not even that I "need" the conversation, really. it's just that if i'm gonna spend a considerable amount of time with someone else (approx 30 mins), i don't want to waste my time. and my idea of a good time isn't just drinking my face off until the conversation doesn't matter.

^where's her bday thing? is Ian cooking?

[Edited on December 7, 2007 at 7:31 PM. Reason : 23r2]

12/7/2007 7:30:47 PM

aww my little joel is growing up.

12/7/2007 7:31:36 PM

You need to try to meet some international chicks. In other countries it's apparently legal for chicks to be cute AND have a brain / personality.

12/7/2007 7:32:59 PM

lol

strange, you're the second person to tell me something like that in the past week.

it seems it's completely awesome to be a nimrod in the states.

the last couple of girls i've remotely gotten to know at all since i've been back are all like, "ya wanna go out tonight??!?!?" GOD it fucking sucks.

[Edited on December 7, 2007 at 7:36 PM. Reason : ehas.]

12/7/2007 7:34:24 PM

I agree with the international girls comment

My last 2 girlfriends had foreign PARENTS - they were both ALMOST there but not quite

I need to get me a cute little FOB girl

12/7/2007 7:39:07 PM

just superman that hoe on the first date

12/7/2007 7:41:06 PM

i sincerly believe there are more good men on the market then good women. However,

Quote :

" smart, funny, quirky, cute girl guys."

are equally hard to find.

12/7/2007 8:00:23 PM

I wouldn't want to be labeled as quirky

To me it means someone who acts weird, like checks their watch every 5 seconds or sniffs their own farts

12/7/2007 8:03:14 PM

Quote :

"there's a girl who i'm 100% sure is expecting to kick it with me tonight. my plan is to leave my phone at home and go read somewhere. seriously. that's how laborious any stabs at conversation would be. on a completely irrelevant tangient, she's really, really physically attractive."

just do it

dont forget your jimmy hat though

12/7/2007 8:06:27 PM

the i cant find what im looking for thing can usually be attributed to 1 or more of the following.

You are going to the wrong place
You are waiting for the other person to make the move
You arent as interesting as you think you are
You arent as attractive as you think you are

12/7/2007 8:06:59 PM

I would want to be considered quirky.

12/7/2007 8:07:19 PM

Yup, it's really annoying to meet a girl, feel initially attracted to them based on physical characteristics (let's face it, you don't approach an uggo unless you're desperate or you lost a bet) and then be totally repelled by them after about an hour of conversation. This is generally how my interactions with women work.

In my entire life I think I've been both intellectually and physically attracted to someone twice.

12/7/2007 8:26:33 PM

12/7/2007 8:28:12 PM

^^ And that's one of the many reasons why virtual sex will be full of win.

[Edited on December 7, 2007 at 8:29 PM. Reason : ^]

12/7/2007 8:28:47 PM

I never understood why so many people need a good personality in their potential partners

If I like you its because I wanna fuck you, not talk to you...I got plenty of friends for that

12/7/2007 8:30:42 PM

It's sad man, I legitimately stopped caring about any kind of relationship about 3 or 4 years ago, and not in that affected, cool, "I'm going to give off the I don't give a shit vibe." I legitimately don't care anymore, to the point that I'd almost prefer not to even bother talking to women since I'll just end up massively disappointed in a short amount of time. Maybe I'm just hugely misanthropic, I don't know.

Anyway, it's like I once read, "She laughed, and I spent the next twenty minutes staring into her deep green eyes, pretending I was interested in the stupid things she was saying. A beautiful house, it's a shame no one was home."

12/7/2007 8:35:18 PM

In virtual reality, suddenly all the supposedly ugly folks will become as physically attractive as they wish.

The mind matters, not the meat.

12/7/2007 8:39:19 PM

Quote :

"I never understood why so many people need a good personality in their potential partners If I like you its because I wanna fuck you, not talk to you...I got plenty of friends for that"

Yeah, that sounds fulfilling. There's nothing better than fucking someone you've grown to hate and can't stand being around. I mean, that kind of thing might work for pilgrimshoes but I can't deal with it.

12/7/2007 8:42:21 PM

everyone wants that...

good luck

12/7/2007 8:43:15 PM

This thread has taken a turn for the sad.

12/7/2007 8:46:04 PM

you can always buy a realdoll.


[Edited on December 7, 2007 at 8:48 PM. Reason : ]

12/7/2007 8:48:38 PM

Wow, she looks almost as vacant as one of the chicks I saw at Woody's last night.

12/7/2007 8:50:00 PM

I mean you can fuck it and not have to hear it blabber about nonsense shit.

12/7/2007 8:50:58 PM

I don't really see the point of such masturbation aids.

12/7/2007 8:52:57 PM