http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/2201154/

Quote :

"Three UNC football players were the victims in a kidnapping, robbery and sexual assault incident involving two women, the university confirmed Thursday afternoon. Chapel Hill police said the assault happened about 3:30 a.m. Sunday at an apartment complex in Chapel Hill where all three victims were bound with tape and then assaulted by the suspects."

Quote :

""I am relieved that the players were not injured," UNC head coach Butch Davis said in a prepared statement Thursday. "We will assist them in any way we can.""

12/20/2007 8:29:34 PM

ibtbd

12/20/2007 8:29:58 PM

yeah this thread has already been made

12/20/2007 8:30:33 PM

"ITS GOING TO BE A TRAMATIC FUCKING WINTER, G"

12/20/2007 8:31:15 PM

no it hasnt, even if it was this is a fresh perspective

12/20/2007 8:31:28 PM

TARHEEL IS JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR FAGGOT

12/20/2007 8:32:44 PM

football bats

12/20/2007 8:33:21 PM

How did two women manage to tie up three college football players?

12/20/2007 8:34:41 PM

they had a dude with them

12/20/2007 8:35:08 PM

and one pulled out a knife.

12/20/2007 8:36:02 PM

technically in NC, dudes cant get raped...wral needs to change the headline

12/20/2007 8:37:36 PM

plus... you cant rape the willing

12/20/2007 8:38:50 PM

Quote :

"How did two women manage to tie up three college football players?"

hello, they're UNC football players

12/20/2007 8:39:46 PM

i cant believe stillfuckingasshole is making jokes about rape!

oh thats right, its man rape.

12/20/2007 8:41:51 PM

Quote :

"technically in NC, dudes cant get raped...wral needs to change the headline"

true dat

12/20/2007 8:41:53 PM

its ok because those chicks were hot as fuck

12/20/2007 8:43:00 PM

^^^lol, 10/10

12/20/2007 8:44:32 PM

Quote :

"i cant believe stillfuckingasshole is making jokes about rape!"

I made a joke about three UNC football players being tied up by two women

if you thought I made a joke about rape, you should work on your reading comprehension

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 8:46 PM. Reason : .]

12/20/2007 8:45:53 PM

HAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

12/20/2007 8:46:35 PM

i'm 3/3 in arguments with furshia--if you need me to handle this, let me know...

12/20/2007 8:46:48 PM

^ hahahaha, lies

12/20/2007 8:47:09 PM

nah he aint lying

12/20/2007 8:48:04 PM

then women look like men

12/20/2007 8:49:19 PM

12/20/2007 8:50:09 PM

^aaaaaaaahahahahahhahahhah

12/20/2007 8:50:46 PM

In Chapel Hill, woman sexually assaults YOU!

12/20/2007 8:51:05 PM

stillfushia, you should threaten to rape them

12/20/2007 8:51:42 PM

yeah, furshia, i think you should do that...

12/20/2007 8:52:46 PM

nah

12/20/2007 8:53:20 PM

haha, i <3 you furshia--even if you are a vapid cunt

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 8:54 PM. Reason : &]

12/20/2007 8:54:11 PM

so fykal and still furshia date now right?

12/20/2007 8:56:42 PM

i thought it was kodiak?

12/20/2007 8:57:24 PM

Quote :

"i <3 you furshia--even if you are a vapid cunt"

I'm not a vapid cunt, anyhow: that thread was made when that guy hijacked my account.

Quote :

"so fykal and still furshia date now right?"

no

Quote :

"i thought it was kodiak?"

yes

Kodiak

12/20/2007 8:59:37 PM

damn fykal gg on the guess

12/20/2007 9:01:14 PM

Quote :

"I made a joke about three UNC football players being tied up by two women if you thought I made a joke about rape, you should work on your reading comprehension"

you know i can fucking read.

tell me this... why doesn't the e-tard army of internet grammar shitfucks stop picking over words all day for just a day and come up with some new shit besides READING COMPREHENSION

something

use a fucking pun or something if youre such a fucking english major. use some alliteration in your repetitive and generic insults. if you want to be known as the top nerd, i suggest reworking your e-image. you know, go all out. i can suggest some photo gallery additions and maybe some quirky quips that might make you seem like more of a interesting person. just let me know. otherwise, if your comment has something to do about reading comprehension, spelling, grammar, logical fallacy, or otherwise, then just shut up please

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck (alliteration)

12/20/2007 9:44:24 PM

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BITE

you cant go without correcting me, its been minutes, i made so many mistakes

12/20/2007 9:51:03 PM

seriously



[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 9:54 PM. Reason : you're throwing a hissy fit over nothing]

12/20/2007 9:51:34 PM

no, seriously. is Y a vowel?

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 9:57 PM. Reason : not a hissy fit. the week before kwanzaa is known as rant week in jacklegian culture]

12/20/2007 9:56:13 PM

<3 & respect to the 'leg

12/20/2007 10:23:51 PM

i thought stillfurshia was a lesbo

12/20/2007 10:31:39 PM

bro rape

12/20/2007 10:33:32 PM

^^no hell you didn't; you'd knock the bottom out if you got half the chance...

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 10:35 PM. Reason : sp]

12/20/2007 10:34:54 PM

12/20/2007 10:35:02 PM

DONT RAPE ME BRO

12/20/2007 10:36:59 PM

FykalJpn-defender of all tww chicks honor.

12/20/2007 10:37:09 PM

i try

12/20/2007 10:38:09 PM

Quote :

"^^no hell you didn't; you'd knock the bottom out if you got half the chance..."

that would be a big NO. im not fond of chicks who look like they can eat me

12/20/2007 10:39:33 PM

that's good

'cause I wouldn't touch your STD-infected dick with a ten-foot pole

12/20/2007 10:42:13 PM

but would you touch my 10 foot pole with an STD infected dick?

12/20/2007 10:43:38 PM

totally

12/20/2007 10:44:19 PM