Do you suck at being a boyfriend? Need tips on how to be a true gentleman?

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Make a girl swoon.
Call her on time.
Sooth her fears.
Build her ego.
Make her feel sexy.


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1/23/2008 9:49:34 PM

tree fiddy

1/23/2008 9:50:34 PM

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"**hand on training available! **"

ooooh....tree fiddy + 1

1/23/2008 9:54:32 PM

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"Call her on time."

step 1: pick up phone
step 2: find number and dial

1/23/2008 9:54:46 PM

we don't have a money-back guarantee tho

^you'd be surprised how hard guys find that

[Edited on January 23, 2008 at 9:55 PM. Reason : sdf]

1/23/2008 9:55:00 PM

where can i sign up?



is there any love making practice?

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1/23/2008 9:55:41 PM

haha - what are you charging losers?

1/23/2008 9:56:48 PM

we should have a tww dating workshop for these boys.

1/23/2008 10:07:58 PM

Do we get a sympathy bwn?

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1/23/2008 10:10:05 PM

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"step 1: pick up phone step 2: find number and dial"

yeah that's how to make a call.

Still missing the time factor tho

1/23/2008 10:23:28 PM

cell phones have clocks on them. profit?

1/23/2008 10:25:34 PM

set cell phone alarm.

profit?

1/23/2008 10:26:47 PM

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"step 1: pick up phone step 2: find number and dial"

step 3: place phone down on bed
step 4: find something productive to do for 30-45min
step 5: pick phone back up and give an i love you, talk to you tomorrow baby or some equivalent

1/23/2008 10:33:50 PM

exactly, set an alarm.

1/23/2008 10:55:50 PM

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"**hand on training available! **"

Explain?

1/23/2008 10:56:01 PM

there are a few broads on tww i can think of that would be worthy of this

1/23/2008 11:02:35 PM

^worthy of what?

1/23/2008 11:04:54 PM

gf material...not just a chick you'd do cause shes cute

she has a bf btw, so dont get any ideas...

1/23/2008 11:10:22 PM

i've learned that bfs don't mean shiiiiit. Dem chicks are always just lookin for the next best thing. They're usually just with a guy cuz it's comfortable.

1/23/2008 11:14:44 PM

i wish

how do you find out if thats the case? lol

1/23/2008 11:19:06 PM

at this thread

also...http://www.amazon.com/Boyfriend-Training-Flash-Cards-My-T-Smart/dp/1933662611

1/23/2008 11:25:35 PM

It's not to hard to tell. You can usually tell by the way they talk ab their bf like if they're pissed off or just seem tired of the relat in general. Also their friends might know.

If they are tired of it, just gotta make urself seem like the next best thing and ur golden.

1/23/2008 11:30:00 PM

well maybe i'll get lucky

1/23/2008 11:31:15 PM

never know, dont let the bf discourage j00.

1/23/2008 11:32:40 PM

^^^ everyone gets tired of their significant others at one point or another. doesn't mean they don't still love them and want to be with them.

1/23/2008 11:46:35 PM

^It does when they ditch them and move onto another guy.

1/23/2008 11:50:30 PM

any boy who needs boyfriend "training" is either a fag, or a complete loser who does not deserve his girl anyway

1/24/2008 12:24:16 AM

well fact is some bf's actually need some of this (not myself though), show some respek to the hunnies boys, they treat u better, i know

1/24/2008 1:16:28 AM

http://www.guygetsgirl.com/index.php?hop=eknow

haha, an ad I just ran across on facebook

1/24/2008 1:54:39 AM

Can you teach usw how to get a girl to take it up the butt

1/24/2008 6:58:00 AM

who has a bf? not me! and not my roommate...she's the one who came up with the idea

1/24/2008 8:08:21 AM

do yall sell a deluxe package of how to deal with two lesbians?

1/24/2008 8:27:54 AM

I'm assuming this is posted because you're frustrated with your boyfriend; maybe you're the one at fault and just not worth the time anymore

1/24/2008 9:04:27 AM

lol, boyfriend training. I need single training. find someone who can tell me how to stay single and not get suckered into anything and forward them my way.

1/24/2008 9:31:35 AM

No, I do NOT have a bf ^yeah, actually I could probly use that too

However, my friend was seeing someone... they'd been talking for a few weeks and had been on a couple dates. They went to the beach together over the break and, simply put, he was lazy! Made no effort to impress her-- didn't offer to help cook dinner or take her out or help clean up, just sat around watching tv. Even fooling around in bed he made only half-hearted efforts to turn her on and get her off.

He seemed to like her, txting her and calling her alot, and he was willing to go to the beach with her even tho she said there wouldnt be any sex. He still calls her and talks to her, but again, just isn't making much effort.
So basically, it just seems that someone needs to teach him how to make some effort, cause she's rapidly pulling away

1/24/2008 9:48:17 AM

why should he make all the effort?

1/24/2008 9:53:58 AM

^it is just the way of the universe, best not to question it.

1/24/2008 10:01:32 AM

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"didn't offer to help cook dinner or take her out or help clean up, just sat around watching tv. "

what's wrong with this?

1/24/2008 10:04:48 AM

^^ haha you are a pussy!

1/24/2008 10:07:13 AM

id rather be sleeping with a girl next to me than spending my time calling others pussys and being macho about it.

1/24/2008 10:10:44 AM

it ain't about being macho! haha (who the hell still uses the word macho!) you're such a catch! rock on!

1/24/2008 10:13:31 AM

never said i was a catch, just saying that dinner and dishes are cheaper than hookers

1/24/2008 10:15:48 AM

yeah i will do that no doubt, but she acts like its a deal breaker! btw the way you mean cheaper hookers

1/24/2008 10:26:41 AM

fair enough, and it could be a deal breaker but she needs to make him want to do it. its a very simple reward and punishment system.

1/24/2008 10:29:01 AM

wow.

1/24/2008 10:31:12 AM

wow what? are we back to me being a pussy? i just think if she promised a blowjob he would do dishes

1/24/2008 10:33:09 AM

lol

1/24/2008 10:49:43 AM

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box
Step 2: Put your junk in the box
Step 3: Have her open the box.....

You are welcome!

1/24/2008 10:55:00 AM

well she could always do the box in a box trick as well....

1/24/2008 11:20:58 AM

a sweet addition to this training would be a certificate of program completion easily advertised to other girls, "hey, I'm a catch." preferably girls we don't know, as this would be an excellent "first impression." you could even have a nice website disclosing what the program entails.

1/24/2008 12:13:20 PM