Send me your pic/STD info and i'll match you up with the best diseased blind date.


Ask blasphemour, I do an excellent job.
















this thread isn't just for valentines day, dirty skanks need lovin year round.

1/30/2008 8:33:49 AM

wat

1/30/2008 9:03:27 AM

I'm clean


only looking for a skanky slut that is clean... and likes it in the butt

1/30/2008 9:04:29 AM

umm - no pic clean

1/30/2008 11:35:24 AM

Quote :

"Ask blasphemour, I do an excellent job."

what does he have?

1/30/2008 11:39:40 AM

gonasyphaherpalaids

1/31/2008 5:04:39 AM

They make a cream for that.

1/31/2008 5:06:48 AM

yeah... i think the active ingredient is cyanide

1/31/2008 5:12:51 AM

inactive ingredient: platypus poop

FDA APPROVED

1/31/2008 5:14:03 AM

oic


i thought it was rat terds



maybe that's just teh generic

1/31/2008 5:16:15 AM

Generic gonasyphaherpalaids cream ftl.

1/31/2008 5:18:17 AM

comes in new ROOFIE flavor!


i guess it's also approved for prophylactic use too lol

1/31/2008 5:20:30 AM

If heated in the microwave for 30 secs, it can be used as a personal lubricant.

Fascinating product.

1/31/2008 5:23:05 AM

i'm not sure if i should spread it in microwaved sandwich meat, or inside a rubber glove wrapped in a towel

1/31/2008 5:24:43 AM

dammit.. I actually lollercated.

you win. gg

1/31/2008 5:25:48 AM

i bet dnl has an expert opinion on the pros and cons of both methods

1/31/2008 6:02:44 AM

I wouldn't want my blind date to have vd. that's just gross

1/31/2008 6:28:23 AM