So what if her brother is a no-good swindler . . . this woman is the self-made queen of Southern classy trash, an international gay icon, damn good cook, philanthropist, maitron saint of the mammary and the girl has a set of pipes.

1/31/2008 9:50:43 AM

1/31/2008 9:51:24 AM

knockers.

1/31/2008 9:51:54 AM

i'd hit it

1/31/2008 9:55:43 AM

wait she's gay?

1/31/2008 9:57:02 AM

No, just a gay icon, like Tammy Faye Baker.

1/31/2008 9:58:13 AM

Would I hit it?





Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

1/31/2008 11:23:01 AM

I apprecate her boobs

1/31/2008 11:24:07 AM

she's an amazing philanthropist...give's full college scholarships to kids in sevier county, tn (where dollywood is) who have 4.0 GPAs.

1/31/2008 11:25:30 AM

Some of my favorite Dolly Parton quotes:

Quote :

" "Do I lift weights? Sure. Every time I stand up." "How long does it take me to have my hair done? I don't know - I'm never there." "I look just like the girl next door...if you happen to live next door to an amusement park." "I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out." "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb. And I also know that I'm not blonde." "You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap." "

1/31/2008 11:55:29 AM

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"Would I hit it? Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?"

FYI, even with big tits, it can be comfortable to sleep on one's chest.

[Edited on January 31, 2008 at 11:57 AM. Reason : at least if they're natural. Dunno about what it's like if you've got fake tits]

1/31/2008 11:57:06 AM

COAT OF MANY COLORS MOTHERFUCKERS

1/31/2008 12:33:43 PM

^^ I dunno, I have little boobs and I still find it uncomfortable to sleep on them.

1/31/2008 12:38:44 PM

I enjoy her amusement park.

1/31/2008 2:12:32 PM

^^ I've seen ambrosia1231's boobs. She speaks with authority.

1/31/2008 2:25:01 PM

bump (for the nipple creek reference)

2/24/2008 7:57:25 PM

so not the sleeping on boob reference?

2/24/2008 7:59:34 PM

It's one thing to have really big boobs and be nonchalant about them, but it's a little annoying when every other thing you say is some reference to your huge knockers.

2/24/2008 8:01:03 PM

she's experiencing a resurgence of popularity now that "White trash bitch" is the new "angry young black man."

2/24/2008 8:02:33 PM

Quote :

"If you’ve got the money and the nerve, if you see something sagging, bagging and dragging, go get it sucked, plucked and tucked"

my favorite Dolly Parton quote

2/24/2008 8:03:02 PM

^^how ya figure?

[Edited on February 24, 2008 at 8:03 PM. Reason : ^]

2/24/2008 8:03:40 PM

she was just on Hannah Montana...I was watching it tonight while I was babysitting

2/24/2008 8:05:27 PM

she's fucking hot.


for a 90 year old woman made of plastic.

2/24/2008 8:07:35 PM

its an article i'm writing at the moment regarding the influence of pop culture and the shift from a gangsta dominated market to a market dominated by white trash bitches.

we've gone from "fuck the po-lice" to "taking a louisville slugger to both headlights"

and it's not really a good thing.

2/24/2008 8:07:41 PM

I don't think Dolly Parton was ever a bitch though. So if you're saying she's getting a bounce off of it, be prepared for some hate-mail.

2/24/2008 8:10:42 PM

well it's in early stages right now and I've just begun researching... but she's definitely influential on today's bitch artists.

2/24/2008 8:11:54 PM

She's also a gay icon . . . sooooo.

I'd be interested in looking at the article and your premise.

2/24/2008 8:13:59 PM

well at least she is a bitch with some talent unlike many of today's bitches.

2/24/2008 8:16:09 PM

2/24/2008 8:52:21 PM

"Herro, I'd like to fill out a job apprecation."


/Asian

2/24/2008 8:55:14 PM

Quote :

"I enjoy her amusement park."

2/24/2008 9:06:08 PM

i clicked on this thread hoping there would be more titty pictures

2/24/2008 9:54:28 PM

^

2/24/2008 9:58:44 PM

boobs

2/24/2008 10:02:27 PM

I clicked on this thread hoping there would be more titty pictures

2/24/2008 10:04:50 PM

if you like Dolly, try to catch old episodes of the Porter Wagoner show on RFD-TV. She was on a lot of them and she is young and very attractive.

2/24/2008 10:06:28 PM

RIP Porter

2/24/2008 10:07:45 PM

Quote :

"She's also a gay icon . . . sooooo."

If any woman that's in the least bit outspoken and/or talented is a gay icon. For fuck's sake, that worthless bitch Paris Hilton is a "gay icon".

2/24/2008 10:18:03 PM

ahahah, touche. That is pretty lame.


So is Tammy Faye for that matter.

2/24/2008 10:20:38 PM

She's actually pretty talented.. I like "These Old Bones"

2/24/2008 10:30:09 PM

but she is a gay icon

2/25/2008 12:23:19 AM

I've been to Dollywood

2/25/2008 12:40:41 AM

if it wasn't for Dollywood, I'd go home via Great Smoky Mtns. Nat'l Park more often

2/25/2008 12:48:07 AM

Quote :

"It's one thing to have really big boobs and be nonchalant about them, but it's a little annoying when every other thing you say is some reference to your huge knockers."

i'm pretty confident that she didn't get boobs that big with any intention of being nonchalant about them...

if that were the case she would have stopped at a D cup....because that's plenty big...


that would be like buying a ferrari because it gets good gas mileage or something ridiculous like that

2/25/2008 5:59:41 AM

what a strange thing to say about real titties....

2/26/2008 6:14:16 AM

I love Dolly. She does so much for children in her area of Tennessee. Every child born there receives a new children's book each month of life until they turn a certain age (not sure what it was- 5?)

And I have a season pass to Dollywood.

2/26/2008 6:44:30 AM

i think it is great how she copied Myrtle Beach and pasted it in Pigeon Forge

2/26/2008 9:53:45 AM

i heard shes worn a wig since like 1995 and that shes really like 70 years old

2/26/2008 9:54:35 AM

She's definitely in her sixties

2/26/2008 6:27:28 PM

2/28/2008 4:00:23 PM