I shit 3 times within 2 hours of waking up.
I pretty much shit 5 times a day. Anyone got me beat?

2/1/2008 11:01:20 AM

1-2 within the first hour

2/1/2008 11:02:10 AM

Something is wrong there

2/1/2008 11:04:14 AM

1-2

2/1/2008 11:06:18 AM

I once shit 8 times in a day, but that was only a result of breakfast/dinner buffet and 30 red bulls.

2/1/2008 11:08:26 AM

Quote :

"1-2 within the first hour"

2/1/2008 11:10:20 AM

2/1/2008 11:11:15 AM

always shit right before the shower, sometimes once after if i don't clean out the colon on the first try

2/1/2008 11:11:27 AM

i'm more of an early evening shitter

2/1/2008 11:12:08 AM

i shit once a day if i'm lucky

2/1/2008 11:12:42 AM

Quote :

"30 red bulls."

damn son, i'm surprised you didn't go into vtach

2/1/2008 11:13:11 AM

Prolly zero to none

I am lucky if I can poop once in a week

2/1/2008 11:13:57 AM

what the hell is wrong with you people

2/1/2008 11:14:47 AM

eat that fiber, dog

2/1/2008 11:17:16 AM

^^ I'm good at dealing with people, I have people skills.

2/1/2008 11:19:28 AM

the skills to pay the bills?

2/1/2008 11:21:02 AM

One

2/1/2008 11:21:23 AM

If I don't, I'll wind up having to shit during my morning run, I've come out of the woods with no socks on enough to realize the importance of a good, early morning, crap.

2/1/2008 11:22:25 AM

a signle movement isnt that out of the norm

i was more referring to the 2-3 times in the first few hours thing

2/1/2008 11:25:30 AM

Morning diarrhea FTL

2/1/2008 11:29:52 AM

2/1/2008 11:30:36 AM

once sometimes. I think I take more shits in the afternoon.

2/1/2008 11:32:17 AM

i think it would be funny to hypnotize someone into a dog and take them out for walks and let them shit...that would make me lol if i saw that

2/1/2008 11:46:13 AM

VERY random thought

2/1/2008 11:47:00 AM

2/1/2008 11:56:38 AM

when I was little I knew this crazy kid who would shit in his cat's litter box

2/1/2008 12:44:31 PM

hahahaha

2/1/2008 1:15:16 PM

Every 30 minutes.

2/1/2008 1:16:54 PM

I just shat again.
This is #4 today

2/1/2008 1:48:34 PM

id say i average 1.something...the entire day, wtf is wrong with you people

2/1/2008 1:49:46 PM

.5 a day

2/1/2008 3:11:01 PM

^^^^ahahaa, gg

2/1/2008 3:12:08 PM

i shit 2x a day.

1 in the morning

1 at night.

2/1/2008 4:20:03 PM

i dont really keep track

i just know i have to go right now

2/1/2008 4:23:40 PM

If I shit more than once in a day it means I'm sick. Therefore, by extension, you people are all sick.

2/1/2008 4:25:28 PM

once at around 9am on work days and it varies on the weekends

2/1/2008 4:26:54 PM