FART!

2/6/2008 3:48:37 PM

2/6/2008 4:00:52 PM

oh I just farted it is so stinky

2/6/2008 4:06:15 PM

i've got the worst gas every FART!

2/6/2008 5:07:56 PM

signed

2/6/2008 5:14:18 PM

=

Fart

2/6/2008 5:21:05 PM

mi fartas bonege

2/6/2008 5:21:19 PM

his biiiiifffff STRONG

2/6/2008 5:25:24 PM

oh lawdy that one ripped by drawers yall

2/6/2008 5:26:07 PM

sharted in the shower after work

2/6/2008 5:34:02 PM

haha bam

2/6/2008 6:08:53 PM

GD FLOODCONTROL

2/6/2008 6:11:54 PM

oh I farted real loud, too bad nobody is around to hear/smell it

2/6/2008 7:03:49 PM

i just shit my pants I farted so hard

2/6/2008 8:20:06 PM

2/6/2008 8:22:24 PM

^Ho-ly Shit!

[Edited on February 6, 2008 at 8:23 PM. Reason : .]

2/6/2008 8:22:53 PM

oh thats just wrong

2/6/2008 8:37:36 PM

2/6/2008 9:29:04 PM

i should be in her a lot

2/6/2008 9:29:35 PM

2/6/2008 9:31:19 PM

2/6/2008 9:31:52 PM

farted twice about 20min ago.

2/6/2008 9:32:21 PM

2/6/2008 9:32:45 PM

2/6/2008 9:34:11 PM

speaking of which, here is something all of you should try:

When you're sitting on your bed and you feel that build up of pressure and you're ready to release, sit straight up so that your butt hole is perfectly perpendicuar to the mattress.*
Then fart, the vibrations created from the fart in your mattress is instant gratification!


*Must be a spring mattress, fuck that foam shit


Also, post back here with your findings (and don't even act like you're not about to try it)

2/6/2008 9:39:09 PM

GO DUKE!

2/6/2008 11:37:59 PM

I want those panties in the op.

2/6/2008 11:54:52 PM

long silent one.

2/6/2008 11:57:03 PM

post

2/7/2008 12:00:13 AM

2/7/2008 12:03:27 AM

post.

and it was loud too.

2/7/2008 12:20:15 AM

if i posted here every time, i'd surpass dnl's post count in a matter of weeks.

2/7/2008 12:27:25 AM

that one lifted up my balls

2/7/2008 1:45:24 AM

2/7/2008 9:55:04 AM

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[Edited on February 7, 2008 at 11:30 AM. Reason : :]

2/7/2008 11:24:49 AM

just crop dusted my siser-in-law.....think she's gonna be sick

2/7/2008 12:18:31 PM

2/8/2008 3:33:33 PM

done

2/8/2008 3:59:02 PM

lordy oh lordy I just think I made a stain on my drawers

2/8/2008 9:13:10 PM

curse you hot wieners.

2/8/2008 9:14:43 PM

i love farting, it is so satisfying. Almost the same satisfaction as sneezing.

2/8/2008 9:15:22 PM

oh no rotten beer fart!

2/8/2008 9:55:25 PM

that cat tattoo is possible the funniest thing i've seen today.



However, I bet will never get any, even if he looses weight.

2/8/2008 9:57:19 PM

mike g just ffarted

2/9/2008 5:05:55 AM

yet again!!
mike g.

2/9/2008 5:06:38 AM

had to go to the bathroom to keep from rippin one on first night with ol girl

2/9/2008 8:15:10 AM

And I am really making myself gag this morning. I think its the sour patch kids

2/9/2008 9:54:48 AM

oh I just shit my pants trying to squeak one out

2/9/2008 12:07:35 PM

I just farted in the shower
It was like Auschwitz all over again

2/9/2008 1:11:14 PM

Set Em Up

2/9/2008 1:13:11 PM