NjCeSwU Suspended 1029 Posts user info edit post |
Just started doing this recently, and I gotta say, its not too bad. Sometimes if you are lucky it leads to a surprise shit, and I don't even feel like a girl for doing it. I just don't see the point in standing when you don't have to. However, when I am pissing outside my home, I am 100% urinal. 2/25/2008 8:05:56 PM
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joe17669 All American 22728 Posts user info edit post |
NO
THE ONLY TIME I PEE SITTING DOWN IS WHEN I AM TAKING A SHIT] 2/25/2008 8:06:09 PM
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DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
Only when evan makes me. 2/25/2008 8:06:58 PM
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qntmfred retired 40970 Posts user info edit post |
signed 2/25/2008 8:06:58 PM
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ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
sissy boy 2/25/2008 8:07:17 PM
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pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
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2/25/2008 8:07:45 PM
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Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
No, but I make my prison bitch do it because it helps me maintain the illusion. 2/25/2008 8:07:46 PM
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One All American 10570 Posts user info edit post |
Thats awesome. You ever jizzed in your mouth as well? 2/25/2008 8:08:20 PM
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puppy All American 8888 Posts user info edit post |
I sit down when I pee. 2/25/2008 8:09:33 PM
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DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
Does your penis ever go in the water? 2/25/2008 8:10:22 PM
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puppy All American 8888 Posts user info edit post |
no, its not that big. 2/25/2008 8:13:42 PM
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jwb9984 All American 14039 Posts user info edit post |

2/25/2008 8:16:12 PM
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qntmfred retired 40970 Posts user info edit post |
message_topic.aspx?topic=514114 2/25/2008 8:16:25 PM
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Smath74 All American 93281 Posts user info edit post |
~ 2/25/2008 8:17:59 PM
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Arab13 Art Vandelay 45180 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "NO
THE ONLY TIME I PEE SITTING DOWN IS WHEN I AM TAKING A SHIT" |
2/25/2008 8:19:18 PM
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arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
Unless you are sick, I'd be willing to guess that either you had a single mom or there is a woman w/ your balls in her purse. 2/25/2008 8:32:51 PM
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NjCeSwU Suspended 1029 Posts user info edit post |
Apparently, women can stand up and pee with ease now.
http://jscms.jrn.columbia.edu/cns/2005-03-15/hussain-pmates/

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punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
I appreciate the sit down pisser 2/25/2008 8:34:06 PM
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Dumbass All American 3412 Posts user info edit post |
only in the middle of the night when I have a raging need-to-piss boner and don't want to turn on the lights or spritz the whole damn toilet... 2/25/2008 8:35:36 PM
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d357r0y3r Jimmies: Unrustled 8198 Posts user info edit post |
For some reason I thought that read "Any other guys down to piss." For some reason, I still clicked. 2/25/2008 8:49:34 PM
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themodernage Suspended 1339 Posts user info edit post |
in prison 2/25/2008 9:07:15 PM
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ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
EPIC
FLOOD
CONTROL 2/25/2008 9:12:22 PM
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deerpark101 All American 773 Posts user info edit post |
That what makes us men so speical,
we can piss while standing
dont lose your manhood 2/25/2008 9:13:45 PM
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jessiejepp All American 2732 Posts user info edit post |
there are pink ~s floating on this page 2/25/2008 10:28:32 PM
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chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
no shit, sherlock 2/25/2008 10:28:57 PM
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d7freestyler Sup, Brahms 23935 Posts user info edit post |
this one time on the plane back from hawaii i took so much nyquil i physically couldn't stand to piss.
almost fell asleep on the plane shitter.
that's the only time i sat down to piss. i didn't much care for it. 2/25/2008 10:38:43 PM
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EMCE balls deep 89884 Posts user info edit post |
what in the hell is wrong with you?
 2/25/2008 10:42:05 PM
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miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
pilgrimshoes ftw 2/25/2008 10:42:34 PM
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Mr Scrumples Suspended 61466 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Sometimes if you are lucky it leads to a surprise shit" |
ahahahaahha 2/25/2008 10:44:19 PM
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bottombaby IRL 21958 Posts user info edit post |
Uhm, I know a guy who was never . . . I guess taught (?). . .to stand up to pee. He just never stood up to pee unless he had to.
Uh. . .do dad's teach their kids to stand up to pee. . .like when does this happen? I've potty trained a few little boys as a nanny, but potty training starts with the sitting down and when they got around to it they just stood to pee... 2/25/2008 10:45:42 PM
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drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
peeing standing up isnt something that needs to be taught...at least i was never taught...i was just told to pee in the toilet and i did 2/25/2008 10:46:34 PM
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d7freestyler Sup, Brahms 23935 Posts user info edit post |
i didn't grow up with a dad and i pee like i don't have a vagina.
[Edited on February 25, 2008 at 10:48 PM. Reason : fuck] 2/25/2008 10:48:02 PM
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arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
you actually remember being toilet trained??  2/25/2008 10:48:51 PM
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bottombaby IRL 21958 Posts user info edit post |
See, my brother grew up without a father, but he still stands to pee. And I know a guy who had a dad and always sits to pee. And I know that potty training all starts with #2. . .so how to little boys know to stand to pee? Who teaches them? Do they just see it and decide, "hey, I'm gonna pee standing up?" 2/25/2008 10:49:48 PM
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d7freestyler Sup, Brahms 23935 Posts user info edit post |
i have MAN ingrained in my DNA. that's why i stand up to pee. 2/25/2008 10:50:44 PM
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zorthage 1+1=5 17148 Posts user info edit post |
you get to the age that you realize
hey, i can aim... what if I... *piss* 2/25/2008 10:51:21 PM
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arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
Maybe they were scolded because they sprayed when they pissed? 2/25/2008 10:57:23 PM
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sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
anyone else bring their laptop in for long shits? 2/25/2008 10:59:50 PM
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Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "The P-mate makers chose the 4-leaf clover design to remind users what good luck it is to have a P-mate handy when they need it." |
Hahaha
I really never saw what the big deal was about peeing standing up. 2/25/2008 11:01:37 PM
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d7freestyler Sup, Brahms 23935 Posts user info edit post |
^^ did that earlier. hahah. 2/25/2008 11:13:10 PM
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mrfrog ☯ 15145 Posts user info edit post |
if you are lucky it leads to a surprise shit 2/25/2008 11:15:49 PM
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hypaone All American 11084 Posts user info edit post |
Only time I do this, is when I am drunk/sleep and it's dark and I know my aim will undoubtedly be off. Sit down, pee, shake, flush... and I'm back to bed without piss-splattered legs, floor, etc. 2/25/2008 11:16:10 PM
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d7freestyler Sup, Brahms 23935 Posts user info edit post |
after sex pee sometimes requires a sit.
never know where that'll go. 2/25/2008 11:16:47 PM
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drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "anyone else bring their laptop in for long shits?" |
longest shit i have is maybe 3 minutes 2/25/2008 11:22:07 PM
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slaptit All American 2991 Posts user info edit post |
i bet it keeps the toilet alot cleaner.... 2/26/2008 12:32:14 AM
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DoeoJ has 7062 Posts user info edit post |
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that was the first thing i thought of. 2/26/2008 1:04:38 AM
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fredbot3000 All American 5835 Posts user info edit post |
wtf
[no] 2/26/2008 1:12:17 AM
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BadPokerPlyr All American 2081 Posts user info edit post |

2/26/2008 9:36:38 AM
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mkcarter PLAY SO HARD 4373 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "anyone else bring their laptop in for long shits?" |
yes 2/26/2008 9:41:02 AM
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sylvershadow All American 7051 Posts user info edit post |
my ex did.... it was nice cause there wasn't ever pee on the seat or the lid up, but then it did make the think slightly less of him... 2/26/2008 9:41:31 AM
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