The National Association of Black Scuba Divers
http://www.nabsdivers.org/

2/26/2008 4:43:25 PM

aww

you could be the honorary NABS (cracker) diver

2/26/2008 4:44:41 PM

[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 4:45 PM. Reason : ^ ]

2/26/2008 4:44:57 PM

Boy Scouts of America

2/26/2008 4:45:29 PM

Albanian American Woman's Organization
http://www.aawomq.org/

2/26/2008 4:52:25 PM

2nd post ftw

2/26/2008 4:53:19 PM

http://www.gnaa.us/

2/26/2008 4:53:30 PM

Mensa.

2/26/2008 4:55:11 PM

The Freemasons.

2/26/2008 4:55:38 PM

NAMBLA turned me down. I guess I'm in that grey area between man and boy.

2/26/2008 4:58:33 PM

where do they get "NABS" from?
Someone asked me about them the other day and I was all "what the fuck is a nab?"

[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 5:00 PM. Reason : I'm not black if thats what you're talking about ]

2/26/2008 4:59:27 PM

Boy Scouts
any black person organization
any men's organization

2/26/2008 5:01:30 PM

^^it comes from the company name "Nabisco," which made the originals in the 1920s or something

[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 5:05 PM. Reason : national biscuit company, back then]

2/26/2008 5:04:23 PM

^ beat me

[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 5:04 PM. Reason : to it.]

2/26/2008 5:04:32 PM

national porn star registry (i'd go limp if i was on camera...)

2/26/2008 6:07:16 PM

Native Americans in Biological Sciences

http://nabs.okstate.edu/~nabs/

3/4/2008 3:35:52 PM

Native Americans in Biological Sciences

http://nabs.okstate.edu/~nabs/

3/4/2008 3:35:59 PM

North American Benthological Society

http://www.benthos.org/index.cfm

3/4/2008 3:38:39 PM

One time this really old guy came up to my friend in a Wal-Mart parking lot and told him he was with the Girl Scouts. My friend gave him the look you give an old man who says he's in the Girl Scouts. The old man then proceeded to explain that he was there scouting girls.

But yeah, I could never join the real Girl Scouts.

3/4/2008 3:39:36 PM

lol wut

3/4/2008 3:40:45 PM

Quote :

"Membership is open to anyone regardless of race, color, ethnic origin, religion, sex, national origin, age, or handicap."

From NABS website.

Thread might be funny if it were true....but alas....fail.

3/4/2008 3:43:12 PM

NAACP?

3/4/2008 3:51:51 PM

sorry, anyone can join that too.

3/4/2008 3:52:10 PM

You mean theres hope?

3/4/2008 3:54:02 PM

more like, anyone can give them money - only the CP can receive it.

[Edited on March 4, 2008 at 3:59 PM. Reason : ]

3/4/2008 3:54:16 PM

thats what being a member is sweetheart

3/4/2008 3:56:58 PM

tr00

3/4/2008 3:57:32 PM

I had an offer to join YBE... but I never did end up going to their meetings

3/4/2008 4:05:28 PM

anyone can join the NAACP, the first chairman was white. Girls can join BS of A but they can't be in a troop. They have to be in a post. Boys can join GS of A but the rules are really wacky and I don't remember them anymore.

3/4/2008 4:25:31 PM

Der Nazional Socialistiche Deutsche Arbiter Partei

3/4/2008 8:18:59 PM

MENSA
Make A Wish Foundation

and Black Panthers

[Edited on March 4, 2008 at 8:20 PM. Reason : BP]

3/4/2008 8:19:57 PM

^^^ If I'm a member of NAACP do I have a blank check to call people "colored"?

3/4/2008 8:41:20 PM

^yup here's the form you need to fill out

https://www.naacp.org/contribute/join.php

3/4/2008 9:24:28 PM

Pi Kappa Alpha

3/4/2008 9:27:54 PM

Quote :

"Membership in NABS is open to anyone regardless of race, color, ethnic origin, religion, sex, national origin, age, handicap, or veteran status. "

- http://www.nabsdivers.org/Membership.htm

3/4/2008 9:32:35 PM

^^ I don't do enough blow.

3/4/2008 9:35:00 PM

The Black Panthers

2/20/2013 2:27:56 PM

So, what if someone, let's say a woman, puts a strap-on on, disguises herself as a man, and then tries to ram you from behind, would that make you feel better about your NAMBLA rejection? You just need to wax it bald, stink like outside, wear Hanes tshirts with basketball shorts, and KEEN hiking sandals. Would that make you happy? I am just thinking of your happiness.

[Edited on February 20, 2013 at 2:38 PM. Reason : I can't join NAMBLA either.]

2/20/2013 2:34:10 PM

TKE

2/20/2013 2:36:20 PM