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"TOKYO, March 5 (UPI) -- A Japanese judge dismissed a destruction of property charge against a woman after learning her breasts were bigger than a hole she allegedly passed through. Japanese actress Serena Kozakura was convicted of destroying property based on testimony she broke down a door then crawled through it after she was kicked out of an apartment, Mainichi Shimbun reported."

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/2008/03/05/if_boobs_dont_fit_judge_must_acquit/8519/

3/5/2008 6:33:07 PM

a+ would read again

3/5/2008 6:34:02 PM

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"One small -- or big -- problem. The hole was a rectangular shape 28 inches by 8 inches and Kozakura has a bust of nearly 40 inches, the newspaper said. Her breasts extend 11 inches from her chest, the newspaper said."

i chuckled

3/5/2008 6:34:49 PM

so i guess i cant visualize it, cause i'm thinking she could put one big ass titty through the hole... and then put the other through. or something. hahaha

i just want the mental image, leave me alone

3/5/2008 6:40:37 PM

already read about this...

3/5/2008 6:41:50 PM

thanks for letting us know. i read a newsletter and the cable bill

3/5/2008 6:42:33 PM

yo "natural" is a good youporn search string

3/5/2008 6:43:36 PM

Asian girls with boobs ftw.

3/5/2008 6:43:57 PM

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"so i guess i cant visualize it, cause i'm thinking she could put one big ass titty through the hole... and then put the other through. or something. hahaha"

Yeah, it sounds like a bs reason to acquit.

3/5/2008 6:44:16 PM

^ It's about par for the course over here.

What I think is A++ lulz is they made her reenact trying to climb through a hole that size in the courtroom.

3/5/2008 6:49:31 PM

lol i wish i coulda been a juror....i'd be like i'm gonna have to see it up close lol

3/5/2008 6:51:46 PM

They don't have juries here but you could have gone for being one of the judges

3/5/2008 6:54:06 PM

hooters hooters on a bun, hooters hooters on a grill, that's dumb

3/5/2008 7:08:34 PM

3/5/2008 7:12:39 PM

3/21/2008 10:51:17 PM

3/21/2008 10:51:31 PM

egg?

no

3/21/2008 10:52:13 PM

haha, I clicked on the boobs too...

3/21/2008 10:55:18 PM

diabetes

3/21/2008 10:55:51 PM

3/21/2008 10:59:14 PM

Quote :

""I was always worried about being a bit fat but this time I was glad." "

haha.

3/21/2008 11:01:45 PM