is like waking up every day to being kicked in the groin and punched in the face

3/15/2008 12:06:03 PM

is like the doctor telling you that somehow youve managed to get both aids and cancer

3/15/2008 12:06:43 PM

its like that episode of futurama where frys dog dies, except instead of a dog its your soul, over and over and over for the rest of eternity

3/15/2008 12:07:31 PM

is like sticking your dick into a pile of razor blades

3/15/2008 12:07:57 PM

qq.

and don't reply to a topic if you've posted in the last 30 mins and were the last person to reply.

3/15/2008 12:08:16 PM

it's like being the yellow dog

3/15/2008 12:08:31 PM

is like farting in the shower after you've eaten a cookout bbq sandwich


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3/15/2008 12:08:56 PM

its like finding a magic lamp but the genie is actually dane cook and he proceeds to yell at you for the next forty years about how awesome legos are

3/15/2008 12:13:26 PM

like being snowed in and only picking up one channel on the tv thats playing a Facts of Life marathon

3/15/2008 12:17:02 PM

girls girls girls youre getting period blood all over the floor

3/15/2008 12:17:45 PM