parsonsb All American 13206 Posts user info edit post |
Covered in bees!!! 3/30/2008 12:49:03 AM
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XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
12 years old and mixed up with coke (whiskey) 3/30/2008 12:50:16 AM
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simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
12 years old and mixed up with coke? 3/30/2008 12:50:22 AM
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Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
...only from Fair Trade countries. 3/30/2008 12:50:26 AM
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simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ well god damn. 3/30/2008 12:50:50 AM
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parsonsb All American 13206 Posts user info edit post |
in a plastic cup 3/30/2008 12:50:58 AM
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JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
hot, intelligent and with gigantic titties 3/30/2008 12:51:05 AM
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Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
In the words of my 16 year-old brother, who is bad at sexual innuendos, "I'd like to have sex with her, if you know what I mean!" 3/30/2008 12:53:17 AM
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eep13850 Starting Lineup 60 Posts user info edit post |
yes, but would you have your coffee with the president of Burundi? 3/30/2008 1:13:24 AM
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drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
full of cream? 3/30/2008 1:14:03 AM
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fatcatt316 All American 3888 Posts user info edit post |
in liquid form 3/30/2008 1:15:10 AM
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aikimann All American 900 Posts user info edit post |
ground up and in the freezer 3/30/2008 1:21:47 AM
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chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |

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drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
i like my women like i like my yogurt...low fat...lol 3/30/2008 1:24:47 AM
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Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
i usually like my men like i like my wine 3/30/2008 1:27:32 AM
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fredbot3000 All American 5835 Posts user info edit post |
dear parsonsb, i fear i might be the only one who caught the reference. 3/30/2008 1:27:35 AM
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aikimann All American 900 Posts user info edit post |
I like my women like I like my coffee... overpriced and from a third world country 3/30/2008 1:27:39 AM
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drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
i like my women like i like cicis...all you can eat 3/30/2008 1:29:18 AM
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AndyMac All American 31924 Posts user info edit post |
who the hell drinks 12 year old coffee? 3/30/2008 1:29:49 AM
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themodernage Suspended 1339 Posts user info edit post |
like bill paxton in tombstone. DONT KNOW HOW TO ACT.
amiright amiRite AM I RIGHT 3/30/2008 1:35:49 AM
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drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
i like my women like i like my porn...short and to the point 3/30/2008 1:36:26 AM
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eep13850 Starting Lineup 60 Posts user info edit post |
don't fret, fredbot3000, i got it as well. 3/30/2008 1:39:43 AM
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aikimann All American 900 Posts user info edit post |
I like my women like I like my coffee... hand picked by a Colombian drug lord and tied up in a burlap sack on the back of a donkey.
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Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Strong, black, and proud? 3/30/2008 1:52:38 AM
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Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
...prepackaged, unoriginal, and enjoyed by millions before me. 3/30/2008 1:53:54 AM
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Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
ha, creative gg 3/30/2008 1:58:11 AM
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Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
...constantly surrounded by books.
*This joke only works if you assume all coffee shops are in book stores.* 3/30/2008 1:59:37 AM
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XActoMan All American 843 Posts user info edit post |
tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a burro 3/30/2008 2:05:59 AM
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Vulcan91 All American 13893 Posts user info edit post |
XACTOMAN WHAT THE GOD DAMN FUCK 3/30/2008 2:08:41 AM
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GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Jen All American 3402 Posts user info edit post
i usually like my men like i like my wine" |
cheap and boozy 3/30/2008 2:28:05 AM
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colter All American 8027 Posts user info edit post |
I like my women like I like my coffee.... hot, black, an screamin for cream 3/30/2008 4:59:00 AM
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pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
thick, hot, black, and bitter as fuck 3/30/2008 6:46:02 AM
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chabnic All American 2965 Posts user info edit post |
hot, strong, and $1.25 a serving. . . 3/30/2008 8:47:19 AM
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Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
hot, grande sized, and jacked up on espresso 3/30/2008 8:49:40 AM
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mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "hot, intelligent and with gigantic titties" |
3/30/2008 8:54:12 AM
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tsavla All American 6787 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMoDW_cMMgg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS_YVBKDb-E 3/30/2008 9:28:59 AM
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XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
since i cant pronouce what kind of coffee i like at starbucks i cant really say 3/30/2008 9:50:11 AM
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jchill2 All American 2683 Posts user info edit post |
Scalding hot and all over my lap on my way to work? 3/30/2008 9:56:38 AM
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zorthage 1+1=5 17148 Posts user info edit post |
i don't like coffee  3/30/2008 9:57:12 AM
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Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
tea? 3/30/2008 10:01:38 AM
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Sonia All American 14028 Posts user info edit post |
ground up and in the freezer 3/30/2008 10:06:56 AM
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mienutzich All American 4300 Posts user info edit post |
hanging from a tree 3/30/2008 10:13:21 AM
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jackleg All American 170962 Posts user info edit post |
this thread proves how unfunny most of you are  3/30/2008 10:14:27 AM
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punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "with gigantic titties" |
bwahahahaha!!! 3/30/2008 10:20:03 AM
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XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "this thread proves how unfunny most of you are " |
this comment proves what a jackass you are  3/30/2008 10:21:49 AM
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jackleg All American 170962 Posts user info edit post |
is it not true? haha
I LIKE MY BITCHES LIKE I LIKE MY COMPUTER
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TURNED ON!!!1
fucking terrible shit 3/30/2008 10:22:24 AM
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XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
i guess so mine was funny only cause i beat simonnace to it by 6 seconds 3/30/2008 10:23:16 AM
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punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
I have laughed all the way through this thread!
This thread delivers, IMPO. 3/30/2008 10:23:34 AM
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jackleg All American 170962 Posts user info edit post |
punchmonk, the only way you would be funny
testicles on the head 3/30/2008 10:26:19 AM
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cddweller All American 20699 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Ground up in the freezer" | Got a semi-smirk. 3/30/2008 10:27:23 AM
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