yours was coming

i just couldn't have the awesomeness of you overtaking the other thread

3/31/2008 1:15:55 PM

wait



wat?

3/31/2008 1:17:34 PM

oh damn it

3/31/2008 1:20:05 PM

Did evan have sex with a table?

I'm cornfused.

3/31/2008 1:20:54 PM

I wouldn't expect anything less from him than fuckin a damn table.

3/31/2008 1:21:41 PM

3/31/2008 1:21:52 PM

yes yes he did

and that table went on to spawn sean connery

3/31/2008 1:22:23 PM

i'll take the penis mightier for $300

3/31/2008 1:23:22 PM

so did you get a new job to get fired from yet? I can't wait to hear how it all goes down.

3/31/2008 1:23:25 PM

he called the table "chembob," i heard him!

3/31/2008 1:23:32 PM

who proceeded to build the worlds first speed boat out of a hollowed out tree, a plastic drinking straw, a bit of elastic, and the head of socrates

3/31/2008 1:24:01 PM

yep. had one for a while now. in fact, i had a new one less than a week after that shit went down last time.

plus, i never got fired from my real job.

3/31/2008 1:24:19 PM

make sure you PM me the thread when you do get canned.

3/31/2008 1:25:43 PM

sure thing.

3/31/2008 1:26:15 PM

so whats your excuse for fucking a picnic table evan?

3/31/2008 1:27:00 PM

it felt good

3/31/2008 1:27:34 PM

^^


personal vendetta?

[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 1:28 PM. Reason : lardass beats a horse till it's dust.]

3/31/2008 1:28:15 PM

what the fuck are you talking about GraniteBalls

3/31/2008 1:30:36 PM

I'm trying to figure out why you're riding evan's nuts like a goddamn bandwagon.



If you did it in a clever or remotely funny way, it would be different. The problem is that you're not doing either.

[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 1:33 PM. Reason : fuck it.]

3/31/2008 1:32:35 PM

<3 graniteballs

3/31/2008 1:35:04 PM

Is this asshole back?

Fuck evan

3/31/2008 1:59:20 PM

I say fuck him too

3/31/2008 2:01:14 PM

So is it safe to assume I should find somebody else evan?

3/31/2008 2:15:22 PM

i thought this was about tww radio

3/31/2008 2:19:27 PM

evan FTW!

3/31/2008 2:39:08 PM

evan won't talk to me on aim anymore

3/31/2008 3:58:00 PM

why?

3/31/2008 5:00:50 PM

fuck if i know, i never groped him in public or anything

3/31/2008 5:02:23 PM

but in private...

3/31/2008 5:02:53 PM

Do you actually know him?

3/31/2008 5:03:19 PM

i thought i did

3/31/2008 5:04:37 PM

so why did he stop talking to you?

3/31/2008 5:07:32 PM

je ne sais pas

3/31/2008 5:09:55 PM

Is this asshole back?

Fuck evan

3/31/2008 5:11:39 PM

This is the last thread he posted in a bunch

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=518954&page=1#11402853

3/31/2008 5:11:42 PM