no. i was not.

4/21/2008 11:26:28 AM

we always called them "the horse dorks"

4/21/2008 11:32:30 AM

they are the weirdest people ever.

4/21/2008 11:36:08 AM

horse wemmen be trouble. walk away if you can.

4/21/2008 11:39:03 AM

competition riders develop amazing strength and tone in their core and upper legs/ crotch. By all means have sex with these women, but do not become attached.

4/21/2008 11:41:04 AM

Quote :

"they are the weirdest people ever."

4/21/2008 11:42:58 AM

why are we wierd?

4/21/2008 11:50:10 AM

Quote :

"Completely Mental"

4/21/2008 11:51:13 AM

Quote :

"Username : Beckers Status : Completely Mental"

4/21/2008 11:51:24 AM

do not even get me started on horse people

4/21/2008 11:52:33 AM

Quote :

"why are we wierd? "

[Edited on April 21, 2008 at 11:54 AM. Reason : f]

[Edited on April 21, 2008 at 11:55 AM. Reason : v]

4/21/2008 11:53:43 AM

I stay away from horse girls

they expect too much

I mean I can hold my own, but I'm not exactly Mr. Marcus

they always leave me wanting more

4/21/2008 11:59:44 AM

they may be a little odd, but compared to you fuckers they're way ahead in the race

plus they are amazing in bed. I highly recommend any sexual experience with a girl who actively rides horses.

4/21/2008 12:08:24 PM

read the fifth post

4/21/2008 12:14:02 PM

i can confidently say there is no horse person alive that is way ahead of me in anything....


except maybe spending shit loads of money on useless shit...they've probably got me beaten there

4/21/2008 12:17:25 PM

horse girls are a little different. i've ridden a few

4/21/2008 12:18:02 PM

ever tried a cowgirl?

[Edited on April 21, 2008 at 12:18 PM. Reason : ]

4/21/2008 12:18:29 PM

Being in animal science is awesome because 77% are female, but it doesn't matter when half are horse girls.

I can understand liking horses, but when you talk about them all day long. These girls are obsessed.

4/21/2008 12:27:58 PM

jeepin 4 by 4, i think you've mean a few horse girls have ridden you

thus the fucking nature of a girl used to riding horses will ride a man's cock with the same verve and vigor as an equine

4/21/2008 12:34:37 PM

Those riding pants and boots are the shit, though:

4/21/2008 12:35:04 PM

I have a great success rate with chicks that ride


and I don't mind

4/21/2008 12:39:19 PM

started riding when i was 8 and stopped when i was 15 (parents divorced )

but i would love love to ride again

4/21/2008 12:41:06 PM

4/21/2008 12:41:23 PM

once the great expense of going to the derby is over and my finances settle out


im getting back into riding

There is something about the
outside of a horse that's good
for the inside of a man.

- WINSTON CHURCHILL -

4/21/2008 12:44:41 PM

Yeah, I wouldn't go with weird . . . there are a lot weirder wemmenz out there.

They're irrational like most women, the focus of their irrationality just happens to center around horses.

Quote :

"By all means have sex with these women, but do not become attached."

you will always be #2 to the horse . . . until it is time to pay for something, your nominal status will briefly rise to #1, but you'll sink again once you've served your purpose.


On the up-side, if your girl rides English, you can be confident that very few of the men she hangs out with at the barn are heterosexual

4/21/2008 12:46:30 PM

seems like chicks that are into horses are usually the super sexual ones

4/21/2008 12:46:46 PM

No

4/21/2008 12:47:07 PM

they just ride horses so they can pull the "yeah i'm still a virgin...my hyman broke from horseback riding" trick every single time they're about to bang a dude

4/21/2008 12:51:30 PM

^^^^you only say that because you are a horse guy...

therefore you're even weirder than the horse girls

[Edited on April 21, 2008 at 12:52 PM. Reason : sf]

4/21/2008 12:52:14 PM

first time i ever spoke to him i asked him if he was gay

4/21/2008 12:53:10 PM

Quote :

"you only say that because you are a horse guy..."

I'm not a hard-core horse guy, I just have a bad habit of relapsing.


I'm weird for other reasons.

4/21/2008 12:54:41 PM

This thread makes me think of the "Raven Loves Horses" YTMND.COM post. Anyone else getting that image?

4/21/2008 12:57:59 PM

any man that wears pants that tight on purpose and isn't playing football or in a hair metal band should turn in his penis immediately

4/21/2008 12:59:03 PM

guy friend of mine does this, and comment on how thats gotta be crushin the ballz but hes asian so mabey that isn't a problem

4/21/2008 1:02:06 PM

^^ even this guy?



[Edited on April 21, 2008 at 1:08 PM. Reason : how bout now?]

4/21/2008 1:03:44 PM

i don't know...i can't see him

4/21/2008 1:04:08 PM

^x10 Yes.

Quote :

"We can address the question of gender differences in sex drive from the perspective of behavioural rather than physiological evidence. As we have seen in an earlier chapter, adolescent boys report more masturbatory and other sexual activity than girls (Katchadourian 1990; Luckey and Nass 1969; Sorensen 1973), their attitudes are more liberal, and they are more likely to be aroused by a wider variety of sexual stimuli (Miller and Simon 1980). Dusek (1991) suggests that the sex drive for girls is more diffuse and is likely to be displaced into other areas such as close friendships with other girls, passionate interests in activities such as horse-riding [emphasis added], or 'crushes' on teachers [p. 92]."

http://tinyurl.com/3kp439

[Edited on April 21, 2008 at 1:06 PM. Reason : .]

4/21/2008 1:04:33 PM

rightclick>view image

4/21/2008 1:04:34 PM

dwight yoakom should turn in his penis just because he's an ugly mother fucker with no hat on....

4/21/2008 1:10:31 PM

fuck it, I don't care that much

[Edited on April 21, 2008 at 1:15 PM. Reason : .]

4/21/2008 1:14:01 PM

Catherine the Great was a horse girl

4/21/2008 1:14:24 PM

they are the weirdest people ever.

4/21/2008 1:14:30 PM

^not as weird as unicorn girls

4/21/2008 1:16:53 PM

rob...just give it up...

your picture skills suck today


as i stated before....if you aren't playing football or singing Unskinny Bop (well except for Prince)....then you're a fag...

[Edited on April 21, 2008 at 1:17 PM. Reason : ^dude...those are just horse girls on LSD]

4/21/2008 1:16:55 PM

no

bitches were crazy

Quote :

"Catherine the Great was a horse girl"

I rest my case!

[Edited on April 21, 2008 at 1:21 PM. Reason : .]

4/21/2008 1:20:20 PM

let me just say that I have dated many horse minded girls in my time


now let me say that there are Horse girls and girls that like horses
i would NEVER date a horse girl...these girls are focused on the horses and animals first and foremost...they never talk about anything else and sooner or later all conversations with their friends or even you comes back to the horses. They are extremely busy and very discipline oriented and think they can control you like they can their horse
they are clingy, irrational and can be psychotic if things dont go their way...however they can also be very devoted.
they are rather aggressive tho if you get what i mean there

now...girls that like horses...totally different story...they are some of the sweetest and most down to earth southern belles you will ever meet in your life. they come from good homes with a stable situation and are normally very intelligent, funny and have a great personality. These girls however tend to be a little less apt to be the wild party type or even knowledgeable about the nightlife. This stems from having been raised in a home founded on morals, religion and self worth. Once they befriend you, you are set and have someone that will always be a good friend...they are certainly dating material and some that may be worth sticking around for the long haul.


this is coming from a guy that has dated...or seriously dated at least 4 girls that like horses and 2 horse girls.

I did have horses growing up but was not into them like some people, we had mainly race horses.

and the britches they wear...yes sir.

4/21/2008 1:21:36 PM

I think that horse girls and redheads are very similar.

There are two types of both:

1) Really hot and crazy/weird

2) Really ugly and crazy/weird

4/21/2008 1:22:14 PM

^I don't know. I've known two red heads, both hot as fuck, but weren't really that crazy as you say.

4/21/2008 1:25:48 PM

Dwight Yoakom is the man

4/21/2008 1:26:09 PM

A redhead who horse rides must be a chick who is certifiably bat-shit bucket-kicking insane

4/21/2008 1:26:11 PM