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EMCE
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...just got fitted for some new threads at Men's Warehouse.

size 38 for the waist

oh bother

4/23/2008 3:49:55 PM

poopface
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4/23/2008 3:52:34 PM

pilgrimshoes
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damn i thought i was turning into a fatty when i popped off a button on a pair of 32s the other day

4/23/2008 3:53:14 PM

blah
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It's ok EMCE
I'm here for you
we'll get through this


4/23/2008 3:53:40 PM

poopface
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i stay skinny so my dick will look big

4/23/2008 3:54:25 PM

TheBullDoza
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you can work that off...no biggy

4/23/2008 3:54:40 PM

EMCE
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thing is, it doesn't even really look like fat.
I'm still have a pretty athletic build.

I guess my body is changing, and I'm developing child bearing hips in preparation for my babies!

Dear TWW, Please advise...

[Edited on April 23, 2008 at 3:57 PM. Reason : thx blah, you're a baller ass friend ]

4/23/2008 3:57:11 PM

pilgrimshoes
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accept it?

4/23/2008 3:57:40 PM

EMCE
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I guess

Now I feel horrible for picking on evan. I deserve to be suspended

4/23/2008 3:58:28 PM

sumfoo1
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hah! i just went down to a 34

4/23/2008 3:58:59 PM

pilgrimshoes
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just dont go up to 40

4/23/2008 3:59:24 PM

punchmonk
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worthless without pics

4/23/2008 3:59:27 PM

EMCE
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Sales Associate: OK. What size are you?
Me: 34 I think. Maybe 36 in dress slacks
SA: Want me to measure?
M: Sure, it couldn't hurt (BOY WAS I WRONG!!!)
SA: *Grabs measuring tape, and ropes it around my waist*
*winces and squints *
SSSSSSSSSSS.....let's try a 38
M: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?! I'LL KILL YOU AND YOUR WHORE MOTHER!

4/23/2008 4:02:30 PM

JohnnieWalkr
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thats crunk

4/23/2008 4:09:21 PM

NCSUGimp
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LOL FATTY

4/23/2008 4:10:49 PM

ScHpEnXeL
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Quote :
"i stay skinny so my dick will look big"

4/23/2008 4:11:18 PM

sumfoo1
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hahaha funny thing is he knew before he grabbed the tape he just wanted backup..

4/23/2008 4:12:13 PM

slackerb
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Nice job fatass.

4/23/2008 4:12:38 PM

scotieb24
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I bet it was the rap snacks

4/23/2008 4:15:08 PM

EMCE
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^^^

4/23/2008 4:18:09 PM

sumfoo1
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i kidd i kidd...

i mean i still weigh more than you if that makes ya feel better?

4/23/2008 4:19:00 PM

Jaybee1200
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hahah, 38 is probably average for males over 21... but you do look like a skinny fella... hell, I still got some 38 jeans I can wear

4/23/2008 4:20:38 PM

Skack
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I have some 38 jeans I can wear and some that are a little too small. That's like the warning light that you need to lose weight.

4/23/2008 4:23:46 PM

EMCE
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^^ yeah, I am on the kind of slender side, which is ok I guess


ahaha, I just hope I don't get pear shaped



6'3
about 185-187

I'm out of shape now. But when I actually lift weights, my actual shape doesn't really change, but the muscle mass thing kicks in and I start weighing closer to 200

4/23/2008 4:23:59 PM

sumfoo1
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2 inches higher 10lbs lighter

4/23/2008 4:26:32 PM

Jaybee1200
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my left leg weighs 180

[Edited on April 23, 2008 at 4:28 PM. Reason : d]

4/23/2008 4:28:31 PM

scotieb24
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I'm ~5'8", 185 lbs and wear 34s

4/23/2008 4:30:00 PM

ZomBCraw
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how the hell do you wear a mens 38

i dont even think i wear a 38 anymore

[Edited on April 23, 2008 at 4:37 PM. Reason : d]

4/23/2008 4:37:02 PM

EMCE
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beats me

but he measured, I tried them on so he could tailor it, and they fit just fine

4/23/2008 4:38:29 PM

EMCE
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just got a new wardrobe from them

same as before. it wasn't a mistake

fatty fatty fat fat

5/2/2008 11:39:44 PM

d7freestyler
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i feel ya man. i refused for the longest time to give up on my 32 and 33s.

yeah, i need more room these days.

5/2/2008 11:48:55 PM

Slave Famous
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My standard weight is 165, 32 waist

Every fall, I begin the gradual climb up to 178

My late football season gut is noticeable, but not overly so

Thru the winter I'll gradually lose that extra weight and be back down to 165 by Spring Break

This year, its proving difficult...its May and I'm still 172

I don't really look bad and you can't really notice

But I'm not exactly eager to take my shirt off it public

5/2/2008 11:49:52 PM

d7freestyler
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yeah, i'm definitely on a cyclical weight gain/loss cycle that is slowly increasing

5/2/2008 11:50:48 PM

ThePeter
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you got dem child bearing hips

5/2/2008 11:50:48 PM

bottombaby
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*hides this thread from her husband*

It would make him cry.

5/2/2008 11:50:57 PM

Slave Famous
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also I cant wear my 32s comfortably now

34 I slide right into

but in 32s I have a muffin top like a motherfucker, espescially with dress pants

5/2/2008 11:52:34 PM

d7freestyler
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same here. even on the 33s. it's annoying in the morning when only the small ones are clean and i know i'll be suffering all day.

5/3/2008 12:01:45 AM

EMCE
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we should start a club

5/3/2008 12:05:57 AM

d7freestyler
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"fat people who refuse to admit it club"

?

5/3/2008 12:06:55 AM

Slave Famous
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fat people who refuse to admit it and make fun of fatter people to make them feel better about themselves club

5/3/2008 12:09:34 AM

d7freestyler
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i'm vice pres

5/3/2008 12:10:18 AM

EMCE
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fat people who refuse to admit it and make fun of fatter people to make them feel better about themselves, but still got more game than parker brothers club

5/3/2008 12:10:42 AM

Slave Famous
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i'm treasurer

I control the meal money

5/3/2008 12:10:48 AM

d7freestyler
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^^ exactly.

5/3/2008 12:12:28 AM

arcgreek
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so you probably now wear a 36 in other pants.

5/3/2008 12:13:37 AM

umbrellaman
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He ain't big, he's my brother!

5/3/2008 12:14:32 AM

fjjackso
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advice: stop being a woman

be a fucking man and be proud of it, stop trying to be an emo bitch, bitch.

5/3/2008 12:15:56 AM

Slave Famous
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I'm far too vain not to care

Every morning I get up and look at myself sideways in the mirror

and every time I see that little bulge I

5/3/2008 12:17:25 AM

d7freestyler
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i take a picture of myself every morning just to see how far downhill i've gone.

not a good idea.

5/3/2008 12:18:48 AM

ShawnaC123
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All cats are the same in the dark!

5/3/2008 1:13:58 AM

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