much better than your "thisrandomchickontwwyouwillneverbwn" appreciation threads

Quote :

"Booger: Step aside momma, I wanna see some of that muff! Takashi: Oh Hair pie! Hair pie! "

5/1/2008 2:32:17 PM

he's too grimy.

[Edited on May 1, 2008 at 2:34 PM. Reason : o]

5/1/2008 2:34:07 PM

10/10

5/1/2008 2:34:08 PM

Quote :

"Booger: Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another woman until I'm back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs. [Woman slaps Booger hard] Woman: JERK! "

5/1/2008 2:35:47 PM

I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.

5/1/2008 2:37:16 PM

Quote :

"Booger: [rings door buzzer] Mr Stewart?: [mail flap opens, revealing a pair of crazed eyes] Who's there? Booger: [pauses] Ahhh, is... Mr Stewart?: What do you want? Booger: Is this the Stewart residence? Mr Stewart?: Why are you here? Booger: Ahh, I've come about the roo... Mr Stewart?: WHAT DO YOU WANT? Booger: I've come about the roo... Mr Stewart?: Don't have, no way! Booger: I - I, uh, do you have a room for rent? Mr Stewart?: Not for rent! Booger: I thought it was for rent! Mr Stewart?: Fuck off! [mail flap closes] "

5/1/2008 2:42:39 PM

Quote :

"Lewis: [planning the party] Do any of you have dates, besides Gilbert? Lamar Latrell, Tri-Lam: I do! Booger: Yeah, but that's with a guy. Lewis: Well, what about you, Booger? Booger: I've been combing the High Schools all day! "

5/1/2008 3:21:01 PM