Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

5/2/2008 2:05:47 AM

They were all married, therefore no single man got wet.

5/2/2008 2:09:01 AM

i don't know human.

5/2/2008 2:09:06 AM

hell if I know... unless they were all married then not a "single" man got wet

5/2/2008 2:09:14 AM

they were all married

duh

5/2/2008 2:09:37 AM

It was a lake.....OF FIRE!!!!!!

5/2/2008 2:09:47 AM

maybe it was two couples of gay guys.

that'd work, too.

5/2/2008 2:09:54 AM

dick. touche.

If a wheel has 64 spokes,
how many spaces are there
between the spokes?

5/2/2008 2:10:50 AM

OP: the boat sank with the men in it, but they were all in the air bubble created by the boat being upside down

5/2/2008 2:11:54 AM

people don't sink anyway.

5/2/2008 2:12:26 AM

^^^64 spaces?

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 2:13 AM. Reason : .]

5/2/2008 2:12:58 AM

wawebste won the first one

and the second one... 64.
The space that comes after the 64th spoke,
would be just before the first spoke.

5/2/2008 2:16:05 AM

A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?

5/2/2008 2:17:01 AM

5/2/2008 2:17:09 AM

It's daytime

5/2/2008 2:17:59 AM

shazaam!

wawebste - 2
lmnop - 1

What is it the more you take, the more you leave behind?

5/2/2008 2:20:22 AM

laxatives.

5/2/2008 2:20:51 AM

hahah good guess simonn but unfortunately no, it is not laxatives.

5/2/2008 2:24:52 AM

very unfortunate indeed.

5/2/2008 2:26:14 AM

pretty sure i heard this one on 96 Rock, a couple weeks ago, the evening DJ likes his Riddles

5/2/2008 2:27:57 AM

taking dumps makes you leave behind MOAR

5/2/2008 2:30:35 AM

HINT!: It's not taking dumps

5/2/2008 2:32:46 AM

Clue: Your Feet

5/2/2008 2:36:25 AM

The more steps you take, the more footprints you leave behind.

5/2/2008 2:37:01 AM

wawebste - 3
lmnop - 1

What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a life time?

5/2/2008 2:39:37 AM

... a memory?

5/2/2008 2:41:23 AM

wawebste - 3
lmnop - 1
simonn - 1

I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. What am I?

5/2/2008 2:44:03 AM

fear

5/2/2008 2:46:28 AM

fear

5/2/2008 2:46:29 AM

fear

5/2/2008 2:47:21 AM

I was thinking fear too....chembob won by 1 second(if its right)...

5/2/2008 2:47:45 AM

they should both get it b/c there's no way he couldve read the previous response and written one in 1 second

5/2/2008 2:49:19 AM

indeed

5/2/2008 2:50:03 AM

i riddled your mom last night

5/2/2008 2:52:02 AM

wawebste - 3
lmnop - 1
simonn - 1
chembob - 1

What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a life time?

5/2/2008 2:52:27 AM

already asked - memories

5/2/2008 2:53:07 AM

is discgolfer a bot?

5/2/2008 2:53:26 AM

living

5/2/2008 2:53:39 AM

no i'm a drunk human

5/2/2008 2:53:56 AM

lol human tell it again

5/2/2008 2:54:55 AM

What can bring back the dead; make us cry, make us laugh, make us young; born in an instant yet lasts a life time?

"think"

5/2/2008 2:57:17 AM

memories?

5/2/2008 2:57:48 AM

Pete and Repeat were on a boat....Pete fell off....WHO'S LEFT?

5/2/2008 2:58:09 AM

Pete was on the left.

5/2/2008 2:59:08 AM

Quote :

"It was a lake.....OF FIRE!!!!!!"

lol

5/2/2008 2:59:12 AM

wawebste - 3
lmnop - 1
simonn - 1
chembob - 1
jtmartin - 1

I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. What am I?

5/2/2008 3:00:28 AM

fear?

5/2/2008 3:00:59 AM

^^^^NOPE...

5/2/2008 3:01:19 AM

yep cuz im not falling for what u want

5/2/2008 3:01:48 AM

5/2/2008 3:02:36 AM