are worthless pieces of shit. i was rolling up to the three way at sully and dan allen today. homedog heading towards western had the right of way and proceeded. stupid bitch pulls out in front of him coming from western onto sully, almost gets t-boned by him, and hits my front bumper, acting like nothing had happened. i was livid.

there's a reason why women were the last to vote...

5/3/2008 2:19:11 AM

yep, i agree...women drivers suck

5/3/2008 2:19:29 AM

5/3/2008 2:20:48 AM

on the flip side, i do get a new front end otta the deal. stupid cunt driving her daddy's lexus....

5/3/2008 2:21:33 AM

everyone knows women cant drive

5/3/2008 2:22:23 AM

i would rather experience hiroshima than sit in a car whilst a woman is driving.

5/3/2008 2:24:01 AM

some are good

but a lot of them do have an issue with driving for various reasons

5/3/2008 3:26:35 AM

WHILST

5/3/2008 3:49:14 AM

Haha I was leaving a bar tonight and some girl backed into another car because I yelled at her and she came back... too bad there was a car there.

5/3/2008 4:04:47 AM

guys wreck for driving too fast and lose control

girls wreck because they are not paying attention

5/3/2008 10:07:17 AM

^^^^Driving is a logical process.



[Edited on May 3, 2008 at 10:08 AM. Reason : Just one reason]

5/3/2008 10:08:14 AM

Wienermobile Crashes Into Wisconsin Home

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,533681,00.html?test=faces



MOUNT PLEASANT, Wis. — One southern Wisconsin homeowner is probably not in love with the Oscar Mayer wiener.

The famed hot dog's Wienermobile crashed Friday into the deck and garage of a home in Mount Pleasant, about 35 miles south of Milwaukee.

Police say the driver was trying to turn the Wienermobile around in the driveway and thought she was moving in reverse. But she instead went forward and hit the home. It sat in the driveway as if it were stuck in the garage Friday afternoon.

No one was home and no one was injured. No citations were immediately issued.

Both the home and vehicle suffered moderate damage, which Oscar Mayer spokeswoman Sydney Lindner says insurance will cover.



[Edited on July 20, 2009 at 5:24 PM. Reason : sdf]

7/20/2009 5:24:10 PM

I know I'm not the best driver, but I bet I can parallel park better than any of you motherfuckers

7/20/2009 5:28:15 PM

7/20/2009 5:28:51 PM

Quote :

"i would rather experience hiroshima than sit in a car whilst a woman is driving."

this sounds like a challenge

7/20/2009 5:29:27 PM

i've strangely lost a lot of my parallel parking abilities in the past couple years. and i don't think my rate of parallel parking (not too often, but probably 2-4 times a month) has really changed since i started driving.

7/20/2009 5:31:03 PM

just get one of those cars like urkel drove and then you can just pull straight into a parallel spot

7/20/2009 5:33:10 PM

did you know that old asian women actual travel backwards through time while driving?

it's incredible

7/20/2009 5:37:36 PM

i can't parallel park very well; never really learned to. taught myself when i lived in midlothian/richmond and i had to where i lived, but i've lost that

in accordance with the thread, this black chick on her cell phone made a huge fucking mess in the crabtree parking deck earlier today. she was waiting for me to get out of my parking spot in the opposite lane of traffic (my spot was at a T-intersection) and she took her damn sweet time parking, backing up and realigning for a drive in spot. she was a fucking moron

[Edited on July 20, 2009 at 5:41 PM. Reason : moar]

7/20/2009 5:38:56 PM

Quote :

"did you know that old asian women actual travel backwards through time while driving? it's incredible"

hahaha. that made me lol

7/20/2009 5:56:07 PM

^^
What religion was she? What was her sexual orientation?
Let's get all the prejudice we can -- race and gender aren't enough.

7/20/2009 6:01:41 PM

I've found black male drivers are the best racial subset

We're fast and efficient, and we don't hesitate to inform you when you've erred

We also give you a free sample of the latest hip hop offerings

7/20/2009 6:03:43 PM

^^this guido behind me also started going all "omgwtfbbq" when i put my reverse lights on because the chick was about to back into me, even though he got right up on my bumper right after i got out of my spot. what to do you have for that?

sometimes i just include other factors to help give the story some more visuals. the broad was just as oblivious to everything as could be

7/20/2009 6:06:44 PM

this redneck came over into my lane on centennial parkway and was gonna hit me if i hadn't blown the horn. i passed him and gave him the finger. he pulls up beside me at the stoplight and says "hey man, i'm sorry about coming over on you like that, but i think you'd be better off wearing that finger up your ass"

i'm thinking "you dumbshit, you ain't got a foot to stand on. you're the one who would've been at fault."

but instead, i just pulled away because those crazy rednecks are liable to pull a gun out.

7/20/2009 6:07:04 PM

i love women and try not to really be sexist

but women driving cars is by far the exception

i see numerous shitty drivers every single day and most of them are women

i think elderly women with plates from another state might possibly be the worst drivers in existance

7/20/2009 6:09:25 PM

i nearly do a 'jesus cross' or w/e the fuck whenever i pass or get passed by an asian driver (cocurrent or countercurrent)

7/20/2009 6:10:43 PM

Quote :

" "hey man, i'm sorry about coming over on you like that, but i think you'd be better off wearing that finger up your ass" "

Aha, awesome.

7/20/2009 6:11:05 PM

i was in the college inn parking deck one time, driving along minding my own business when some hipster girl back-out-tbones me. she didn't even get off of her phone.

7/20/2009 6:11:23 PM

Is it possible to lose the ability to parallel park. Is that a skill that you have to practice in order to maintain? I don't think so...

7/20/2009 6:16:42 PM

as long as you learned to start off backing into the parallel spot it shouldnt be that difficult

when tards get the idea to initiate their parallel park by pulling in forwards, they're destined for failure

7/20/2009 6:18:25 PM

Quote :

"I bet I can parallel park better than any of you motherfuckers"

Yea but you can't parallel park my truck better than I can.

7/20/2009 6:23:33 PM

i can probably still do it, but i'm out of practice

its not exactly like learning how to ride a bike

7/20/2009 6:23:43 PM

i have a hard time taking anybody seriously that calls the street "sully"

7/20/2009 6:30:15 PM

I think worse than women are these

7/20/2009 6:31:32 PM

ror asians

7/20/2009 6:32:13 PM

Quote :

"Yea but you can't parallel park my truck better than I can."

what kind of truck? i used to have a f150 xlt extended cab and could parallel that shit ALL DAY

7/20/2009 7:19:15 PM

disgracing honda's what?

7/20/2009 7:20:27 PM

Not sure. I just googled that image of the car. Didn't really read it at first

7/20/2009 7:23:36 PM

Honda's comma of course. Without commas, how can cars come to a rolling stop?

7/20/2009 7:28:04 PM

Everyone drives like a moron. What gets me about women is how they go insane and try to make you feel like a total piece of shit if it becomes apparent that you missed one thing that they told you at some point in the past, no matter how small or mundane, even if they talk constantly.

7/20/2009 7:34:32 PM

Quote :

"what kind of truck? i used to have a f150 xlt extended cab and could parallel that shit ALL DAY"

This kind:


You probably would do well then.

7/20/2009 8:07:39 PM

i saw a woman hit a cross walk sign on st. mary's last week. she wasn't even speeding. she just took the turn too fast and then freaked out instead of correcting herself. i have a picture on my cell phone but not sure if i want to spend the $1 to email it to me.

i also dated a girl who "couldn't turn left into a parking lot" there would be ample spaces but we'd have to drive around until there was one on the right side of her.

i also have an older bob newhart vinyl where he is doing stand up and one of them is about women drivers. its fucking hilarious and still true 50 years later.

8/5/2009 2:07:44 PM

You women get off your goddamn cell phones while driving.

8/5/2009 2:09:07 PM

Quote :

"i also dated a girl who "couldn't turn left into a parking lot" there would be ample spaces but we'd have to drive around until there was one on the right side of her. "

lolwut

8/5/2009 2:09:31 PM

^sad but true. its one of the reasons why i broke it off with her. and actually it should say couldn't turn left into a parking spot not parking lot. either way. it was fucking bullshit and still pisses me off.

8/5/2009 2:13:04 PM

How the fuck are people like that allowed to have a license?

8/5/2009 2:14:27 PM

I was driving behind a chick with an NC STATE sticker on her car...so possibly a State student. We turned onto I-440 from I40, but the traffic was retardedly backed up so we both ended up continuing on the exit to Hillsborough street. Turn left, going towards Meredith, everything's going fine. Then at the stop light to turn into Meredith, the chick gets into the left turn only lane, light is red, and pulls a U-Turn to go back the way she came. I was all >_>

I guess she was going to go back to NC State and just freaked out when she didn't recognize anything around her, so decided to get back on I-440 and follow her written down directions. That or she was supposed to take a right off the ramp

8/5/2009 2:14:31 PM

Not one thing on gods green earth that women are better then men at.

8/5/2009 2:16:37 PM

birthing babies. but that is only because its something men have no interest in doing.

hell, men are even better cooks.

i think the problem is that women are just lazy and oblivious to their surroundings.

8/5/2009 2:19:46 PM

^2 I beg to differ.


We're good at doing the laundry.


^ And fuck you, I am a great cook

[Edited on August 5, 2009 at 2:21 PM. Reason : .]

8/5/2009 2:20:35 PM