preferably one with big bazooms.

Apply below

5/9/2008 11:35:42 AM

I vote Joie as long as you share the pictures

5/9/2008 11:36:25 AM

5/9/2008 11:36:37 AM

^^that I cannot do

^your dangly parts disqualify you, Sir

5/9/2008 11:37:14 AM

is it stalking if they chose to be stalked?

5/9/2008 11:37:24 AM

a little bit from column A
a little bit from column B

5/9/2008 11:39:02 AM

there are many with "big bazooms."
but most of them i wouldn't so i wouldn't ask you.

5/9/2008 11:43:54 AM

fair enough



on a completely unrelated note, I talk a lot of smack online to people. This is nothing new. However, I talked smack to this one girl.....and said that "her second chin was coming along nicely". We had some words, and all was good.
Now, I just realized that I met her a few months ago. She was really nice. Now I feel like a toolbag

real life ⇒ OMGWTF ⇐ internet

5/9/2008 11:49:00 AM

kiwi or ambrosia

5/9/2008 11:49:34 AM

ambrosia

5/9/2008 11:51:36 AM

that bubblewrap girl is pretty cute.

5/9/2008 11:52:10 AM

^ most definitely
I mean, I'd hit it.....again

5/9/2008 11:52:45 AM

HA! EMCE hit it!

5/9/2008 11:56:07 AM

haha, well we met in class, and became really good friends at the time
we were hanging out one night....one thing led to another....

afterwards, I think we both realized it was a mistake. So we cut it off to preserve the friendship I guess

5/9/2008 11:59:05 AM

I wonder if there is a little Jeff running the streets of NCSU.

5/9/2008 12:00:24 PM

Oh God, I hope not

5/9/2008 12:05:42 PM

My breasts are ample.

5/9/2008 12:06:13 PM

alright then ShawnaC123, you have been chosen

5/9/2008 12:07:50 PM

Holla!!!

5/9/2008 12:08:49 PM

this is going to be awesome
I'll get to send you cards on your birthday and other ill shit like that

5/9/2008 12:11:38 PM

teehee


when is your birthday? I need to return the favor.


For some reason I think it's in July but that could be false.

5/9/2008 12:12:19 PM

October 21^st, 1982
Around 10:45 PM

5/9/2008 12:16:20 PM

I thought you were more than 5 months older than me

5/9/2008 12:17:46 PM

nah, we're around the same age


but that's a common misconception. Often times, people think that I'm much older than I actually am when they see my private parts.

I suffer from wrinkly ball syndrome

5/9/2008 12:20:08 PM

I thought your balls had just been in the bathtub for too long.

5/9/2008 12:25:09 PM

hey, stop talking about our sex life on here, thx

p.s., I also have a seem on the bottom of my sack, remember?

5/9/2008 12:28:26 PM

silver pubes..... silver pubes... its xmas time in emce's pants

5/9/2008 12:31:07 PM

hey you two.... get a chat room.

5/9/2008 12:32:06 PM

I wasn't enough for you

5/9/2008 12:32:46 PM

I had to branch out baby. And you would never do that special thing in the bedroom.

I still love you though

5/9/2008 12:34:25 PM

I don't think I'll ever get that taste out of my mouth.

5/9/2008 12:35:03 PM

is this a new special thing? I mean every night you had a different "special" thing you wanted me to do!!! I thought I delivered

5/9/2008 12:37:11 PM

damn, am i too late?

5/9/2008 12:38:57 PM

^^, ^^^ hahahaha, you two are killing me over here


I just wanted something new! threesome?

5/9/2008 12:39:39 PM

3 some

5/9/2008 12:51:45 PM

this seems like the best thread I've ever made

5/9/2008 12:58:58 PM

I thought you said

Quote :

"new"

5/9/2008 1:11:57 PM

I'm currently satisfied with my wimminz

5/9/2008 1:14:33 PM

I did not know I was mentioned in this thread. Thx!

7/31/2008 12:32:26 AM

haha at "dangly parts"

7/31/2008 12:34:25 AM

i thought this was a dnl thread

7/31/2008 12:34:57 AM