a good ice breaker is that punjabi mc song with jayz right?

5/16/2008 10:32:11 PM

cook them some curry, k?

5/16/2008 10:32:38 PM

lol i actually smelled it yesterday...i was about 5 feet away or so

5/16/2008 10:33:35 PM

offer to draw henna on them
with a sharpie

5/16/2008 10:34:13 PM

smallpox blankets

5/16/2008 10:36:04 PM

they'd def. have to trust me after listening to this...i wonder if they could translate

5/16/2008 10:36:15 PM

man i totally thought of a better topic...i was gonna talk about how music is so good

5/16/2008 10:42:03 PM

Makes me groove in my computer chair.

5/16/2008 10:56:09 PM

5/16/2008 11:00:17 PM

playing it now for them

5/17/2008 1:44:23 PM

they're going to come over and kick your ass

























so TURN IT UP!

5/17/2008 1:46:42 PM

Define hardcore?

5/17/2008 4:41:29 PM

^

5/17/2008 4:41:56 PM

straight out of comptoncalcutta

5/17/2008 4:45:19 PM

i guess that would make me softcore?

5/17/2008 5:19:45 PM

calcuttakolkata

5/17/2008 7:19:41 PM

^ Good call.

5/17/2008 7:23:04 PM

5/17/2008 7:26:05 PM

aight i'm about to rock their socks off...

6/1/2008 8:21:33 PM

start cooking mad curry too

and ask if they want to share recipes

6/1/2008 8:22:27 PM

Go over and ask if you could borrow a cup of asafoetida

6/1/2008 10:49:33 PM

a cup?

that's a lot, b

6/1/2008 10:55:46 PM

Pretend that you're Pakistani and fight them for parking spaces.

6/1/2008 10:55:51 PM