i learned that time actually slows down as it approches the spead of light, but mass increases exponentially (although i have no clue why this works). I did however learn how exactly a mass spectrometer worked and that i dont know how to throw a frisby

5/19/2008 3:37:06 PM

learned some shit about jr hockey and what not...east coast eagles and shit...railhawks and ish

5/19/2008 3:38:30 PM

I love official threads

I learned that the local Wal-Mart has Count Chocula, but apparently no lemonade Gatorade

I also learned that I am awesome

5/19/2008 3:38:49 PM

ummm...i don't know, i'm pretty much a genius already

5/19/2008 3:39:00 PM

I learned about seasteading. http://www.wired.com/science/planetearth/news/2008/05/seasteading

5/19/2008 3:39:55 PM

Quote :

"spead"

do you do this on purpose?

I've never in the history of mankind seen anyone spell it "spead"

Quote :

"frisby"

hahahhah

5/19/2008 3:42:53 PM

some licensing things for this software package

and everyday i learn more about how shitty retention in outsourced companies really just beats the shit out of competance and project speed

5/19/2008 3:43:16 PM

I learned that my relocation company is full of lazy jackholes

5/19/2008 3:43:59 PM

I learned that my last fart smelled pretty bad. Still does

5/19/2008 3:44:02 PM

I learned that ticks can kill a moose by leeching blood alone

5/19/2008 3:47:23 PM

Jen's reputation precedes her

Quote :

"frisby"

5/19/2008 3:49:19 PM

i learned i needed to take 3 shits after being awake like 30 minutes

5/19/2008 3:49:23 PM

my hamstrings need more stretching before/after exercise

massages wouldn't hurt either

5/19/2008 3:50:22 PM

hamstring?

5/19/2008 4:20:34 PM

lawl

5/19/2008 4:21:13 PM

vix what should I do between now and 8:00


I know of many things I could and/or should be doing, but I'd rather someone else think outside the box.

5/19/2008 4:22:46 PM

learned what negus means

5/19/2008 4:23:31 PM

bake cookies

go kill my upstairs neighbors so I can take a nap in peace

drink coffee somewhere you've never been before and start reading a new book

I'm a woman, I'm bad at thinking of creative things to do outside of the kitchen and bedroom.

5/19/2008 4:25:19 PM

To get fresh water at sea:

Take a bigger bowl and fill it with sea water. Place a smaller bowl in the middle and use something to weigh it down. Place a garbage bag over the bigger bowl and tie it snug. Then use a small marble or bolt and put it in the center of the garbage bag. The condensation formed from the sea water will drip into the smaller bowl that you can drink.

I have heard of this before by digging into the ground and placing a bowl in which to catch condensation, but I never thought you could do it out on the sea as well.

5/19/2008 4:29:48 PM

I like that nap idea


and creativity in the kitchen and bedroom is probably what 90% of married men crave

5/19/2008 4:31:22 PM

Quote :

"learned some shit about jr hockey and what not...east coast eagles and shit...railhawks and ish"

my brothers are east coast eagles...though the club, not the jr hockey team...they are only peewees

5/19/2008 4:32:00 PM

holy shit she spelled the title right

5/19/2008 4:33:28 PM

Quote :

"I'm a woman, I'm bad at thinking of creative things to do outside of the kitchen and bedroom. "

hahaha

5/19/2008 4:33:36 PM

I learned that a sinus infection makes me feel like my eyeballs could burst out of my head at any given moment.

5/19/2008 4:53:10 PM

When i don't know what i should do i'm lazy

5/19/2008 4:54:16 PM

I learned that Mrs. Freshley's and Blue Bird both make ripoff Sno Balls, and Mrs. Freshley's sells them in individual packages as well as in those double packs. Neither, however, are reported to be as delectable as true Hostess Sno Balls.

5/19/2008 4:54:31 PM

I learned that having a medical degree does not mean that you know how to tell if something is on or off.

5/19/2008 4:54:44 PM

Quote :

"Take a bigger bowl and fill it with sea water. Place a smaller bowl in the middle and use something to weigh it down. Place a garbage bag over the bigger bowl and tie it snug. Then use a small marble or bolt and put it in the center of the garbage bag. The condensation formed from the sea water will drip into the smaller bowl that you can drink."

A solar still. Good shit.

5/19/2008 4:54:50 PM

that walmart.com has a classifieds section

5/20/2008 3:02:43 PM

domestic abuse decreases 36% in homes with DVR

5/20/2008 3:03:51 PM

That some fantastic person has made a patch for Civilization II to upgrade up to Civ II Gold.

5/20/2008 3:05:04 PM

that my grandmother has cancer

5/20/2008 3:09:03 PM

5/20/2008 3:12:16 PM

Quote :

"I'm a woman, I'm bad at thinking of creative things to do outside of the kitchen and bedroom"

most aren't good at being creative there either

no offense

5/20/2008 3:14:55 PM

that lance is a total douche

5/20/2008 3:35:34 PM

one of my co workers has a demon inside of him.

5/20/2008 3:37:18 PM

That my ID still works at the NCSU gym, I got a locker, t-shirt, shorts and a towel as well

5/20/2008 3:42:40 PM

Quote :

"i learned that time actually slows down as it approches the spead of light, but mass increases exponentially (although i have no clue why this works). I did however learn how exactly a mass spectrometer worked and that i dont know how to throw a frisby"

use your wrist, not your forearm.

time slows down when near the speed of light because the mass and energy is increasing to near infinity. another cooler aspect of this is that any object near to a gravity well (source of gravity, planet, sun) proceeds slower through time. this is actually seen that people on earth pass through time slower than those orbiting. our GPS satellites have to correct for this on the order of 11min. per day (i think thats right) else they would outpace us. and those astronauts are aging faster.


but I learned that a single person can carry 2L of alcohol back into the US. which will be handy in july

[Edited on May 20, 2008 at 3:45 PM. Reason : more slowly, slower, eh?]

5/20/2008 3:44:38 PM

that mass and energy is interchangeable and equivalent

5/21/2008 12:16:41 AM

my neighbors name is patsy

5/21/2008 12:18:40 AM

message_topic.aspx?topic=527012

5/21/2008 12:19:13 AM

haha, i also learned evan was gay. I did not know that

5/21/2008 12:22:46 AM

damn yo i knew that shit like 8 months ago at least

5/21/2008 12:23:12 AM

i learnt that science will destroy society

5/21/2008 12:25:53 AM

I learned that I can't fucking sleep when I'm horny.

5/21/2008 2:12:11 AM

Don't stalk you're ex-girlfriend. They can file civil suits.

5/21/2008 2:13:33 AM

Quote :

"i learned that time actually slows down as it approches the spead of light, but mass increases exponentially (although i have no clue why this works). I did however learn how exactly a mass spectrometer worked and that i dont know how to throw a frisby"

I learned that spelling is evidently no longer a pre-requisite for gaining entrance into a college.

5/21/2008 2:27:53 AM

That's been in effect since 1990, when colleges became corporations.

5/21/2008 2:28:59 AM

wait a minute, colleges are not corporations, although they behave like one

5/21/2008 10:47:01 AM

learned how to set em up

5/21/2008 10:48:13 AM