My wife and I are looking for a dong. We've been looking for one for about 2 months now. I think she's just too picky. But I guess its good to get the right dong for us.

Here's what we're looking for:
- A dong that is good with our 2 year old son (this is, far and away, the most important quality)
- We'd prefer a dong around 8 inches - 2 feet long.
- It needs to be able to be an indoor dong since we don't have a fence
- Up to date on shots (microchipping would be nice)
- Fixed
- A dong that is house broken and maybe crate trained.
- A dong that isn't skiddish around new people
- A dong that hasn't been mistreated as a dongling.

We're looking for classics, pyrex, balls and beads. I really prefer classics and pyrex.

Anyone have any recommendations as to where I can look for this? We've been watching the SDCA website and dongfinder. Craigslist seems a lil sketchy to me.

If anyone knows a caster of pyrex's, PLEASE let me know because I'd be willing to buy a pure bred Dong.

[Edited on May 16, 2008 at 1:57 PM. Reason : .]

5/21/2008 7:20:01 PM

FAIL DRIVE OVERLOAD

5/21/2008 7:20:40 PM

SPEAKING OF OVERLOAD

5/21/2008 7:21:04 PM

what a [bear]

5/21/2008 7:21:17 PM

mistreated as a dongling

5/21/2008 7:21:58 PM

(YEAH THAT'S A HORSE DILDO)

5/21/2008 7:23:22 PM

broham

you've gone too far

5/21/2008 7:23:50 PM

what the fuck were you googling to find that?

5/21/2008 7:24:08 PM

WELL I DO LIKE THIS IBETTER

5/21/2008 7:24:38 PM

thats a nice lookin vag right ther

5/21/2008 7:25:16 PM

joe, i've ordered quite a few things from them

my favorite being

5/21/2008 7:25:32 PM

that's hot

5/21/2008 7:26:03 PM

requires the girl to have good balance though

one girl busted her head open on my hardwood floors once

now, this... this, even baffles me

5/21/2008 7:27:26 PM

u seriously bought sex toys?

5/21/2008 7:28:06 PM

why not?

5/21/2008 7:28:52 PM

idk i guess i cant talk...i waste my money on marijuana

5/21/2008 7:29:29 PM

i'd hardly call them a waste.

and it aint like you wont get more than one use

5/21/2008 7:30:03 PM

we got a couple of toys but nothing real exotic like ^

i like that website afterall

5/21/2008 7:32:03 PM

I laughed

5/21/2008 7:37:01 PM

haha

5/21/2008 7:39:47 PM

Some of those dildos make me think, "Wrist wide and elbow deep."

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And sex toys are awesome. Everyone should own a few. My favorite it a bit gag that I bought from Innovations back when they were on Hillsborough Street. Ride that pony.

5/21/2008 7:44:45 PM

5/21/2008 7:56:45 PM

Unless you're anorexic or Popeye, shouldn't your forearm be wider than your wrist.

5/21/2008 8:12:37 PM

:backs out of thread slowly:

5/21/2008 8:14:47 PM

i wouldn't back out of anywhere... this thread scares me that i might trip and end up with a christmas tree up my arse

5/21/2008 8:16:02 PM

haha when i got arrested the cops had to pull out something like this. it was hilarious trying to watch them figure out how to use normal handcuffs on me

5/21/2008 8:24:54 PM

that'll teach you to murder harrison ford's wife

5/21/2008 8:27:32 PM

Why don't you carry some fake blood on you to douse your nub in case your in a situation like that?

[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 8:28 PM. Reason : Damn ^ Hahahahaha]

5/21/2008 8:27:57 PM