http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05/27/7-reasons-kid-rocks-new-song-might-be-the-worst-ever/#more-1299


What a huge cocklicker.

5/27/2008 11:24:24 PM

i think i just died a little inside

5/27/2008 11:25:31 PM

waffle house

5/27/2008 11:25:42 PM

while the song does suck, that commentary was worse.

5/27/2008 11:27:47 PM

while the song does suck, that commentary was worse.

5/27/2008 11:28:07 PM

that



that son of a bitch



you can't do that to warren zevon

5/27/2008 11:28:49 PM

Doesn't matter. The commentary would have to be performed in Chinese by a mute child to be worse than that song.

5/27/2008 11:28:57 PM

Quote :

"i think i just died a little inside"

that summed it up for me the first time i heard it on the radio

5/27/2008 11:34:58 PM

You died a little inside? Is this coming as a surprise to anyone?

As if any of Kid Rock's songs had any major substance to begin with.

BAWITDABA DA BANG DA BANG DIGGY DIGGY


MY NAME IS KIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!


I admit, I liked him a little more once I learned that he can actually play some instruments. But, that's like going from a 0 to a 1 on a scale of 10.

[Edited on May 27, 2008 at 11:42 PM. Reason : l]

5/27/2008 11:42:01 PM

Joaquin Phoenix hates Kid Rock

5/27/2008 11:43:05 PM

I know a girl who fucked kid rock.

ewwwwwww.

5/27/2008 11:43:20 PM

Chickenhead hates Kick Rock

5/27/2008 11:44:10 PM

No, that would be hella gay.

5/27/2008 11:45:06 PM

shine on you craaaazy diamond

5/27/2008 11:46:19 PM

^^^^ well my reasoning is when you think kid rock couldn't get any shittier, he goes and does something like this.

5/27/2008 11:46:39 PM

"he rhymed things with .....things?"

funny commentary, awful song

[Edited on May 28, 2008 at 12:09 AM. Reason : things]

5/28/2008 12:09:19 AM

Yeah the first time I heard the song I had to listen to the chorus a couple of times.

Sure enough than inbred bastard rhymed the same word. And not even different meanings of the same word (Black Sabbath - War Pigs: Rhymes masses (large group) with masses (catholic church service)),

5/28/2008 12:34:20 AM

Would it be possible for things to mean different... errr, things? I mean, it's possible that he used it to describe different things, but we'd never know the things in which he were describing were actually two completely different things.

5/28/2008 12:37:26 AM

That doesn't matter. Thing only has one meaning, even if it can describe different objects.

This is just like if you rhymed person with person and justified it by saying it was talking about different people.

5/28/2008 12:43:21 AM

^ you probably just don't get it ... ignorance gives haters something to talk about

5/28/2008 12:47:06 AM

I'm not lyin
I'm not lyin
its a plastic lion

5/28/2008 12:47:46 AM

horrible song

5/28/2008 1:10:06 AM

5/28/2008 1:35:19 AM

what an awful awful musician

5/28/2008 4:17:09 AM

Contemporary country fans will eat this shit up. Seriously, there's quick, easy money here.

It's painfully obvious that he's just trying to cash in with this "song," and the fact that he's so brazen about it inspires awe and admiration in me. I love that dirty bastard.

5/28/2008 5:08:49 AM

It sounds like something Kenny Chesney has already done 50 times. This shit is absolutely awful

5/28/2008 7:51:08 AM

kid rock is the shit.

5/28/2008 7:54:37 AM

is this that summertime song of his? I dont have speakers at the office.

but if so, i heard this on the radio over the weekend and my ears bled

5/28/2008 7:55:54 AM

im more pissed he sampled Warren Zevon for this song.

also this is no worse than any nickleback song.

5/28/2008 8:19:20 AM

I like Kid Rock...but honestly...I could write a better song than that! It probably sounded really good to everyone when they were all fucked up.

5/28/2008 8:47:18 AM

Is this a surprise to anyone really?

Or this could be genius, the first song no one will illegally download. Only problem is no one will willingly buy or legally download it either.

5/28/2008 9:12:55 AM

wtf are y'all talking about? y'all are some damn haters. that song jams. i might even go buy the cd today.

5/28/2008 9:20:26 AM

I'm a big country fan

and no, contemporary country fans will not "eat this shit up"

however contemporary country is going down the shitter fast

5/28/2008 11:01:38 AM

Okay, your career is supposed to DIE when you get put on the internet in a sex tape with Scott Stapp. You're NOT allowed to go "find Jesus" start doing shitty faux-country, and beg for our forgiveness.
I mean, he's ALWAYS sucked, but now he just hypocritically sucks, which is immensely worse.

5/28/2008 12:39:25 PM

Anyone who thinks this song is good needs to look at the facts.

1. He rhymed things with things.
2. He literally stole the entire beat and sound from "Werewolves of London" except for the small part he stole from Sweet Home Alabama.
3. He rhymed things with things.

If he had made this song up by himself without stealing it from somewhere else then I wouldn't hate it nearly as much, but he LITERALLY STOLE THE ENTIRE MUSICAL SOUND FROM OTHER SONGS. Not just part of it. ALL of it. That is fucking lame.

5/28/2008 1:30:37 PM

The only people that give a shit about kid rock are the ones who actually used to like him.

but that video is pretty funny.

[Edited on May 28, 2008 at 1:39 PM. Reason : k]

5/28/2008 1:32:06 PM

the "sweet home alabama" part i can deal with, because he mentions sweet home alabama at that point and it can be considered a musical joke (like throwing in the "another one bites the dust" riff under that specific line in "hollaback girl")

but the zevon stealage is unforgiveable

5/28/2008 1:39:36 PM

^ That's pretty much how I feel as well.

5/28/2008 1:45:40 PM

aaaaaaaahhhh wooooooooooooo kid rock from detroit

5/28/2008 1:49:14 PM

HES A HEAVY HANDED GENT

USED TO RUN AMUCK IN FLINT

amirite?

5/28/2008 2:22:32 PM

Kid Rock never was the same after he lost his midget.

5/28/2008 2:26:26 PM

he was decent back in the day, and by back in the day I mean one song 16 years ago that was a good club song ("U Dont Know Me") before he went all rock/country trash

5/28/2008 3:22:00 PM

Who cares if the music is any good, this fucking moron somehow managed to :

Be Famous
Fuck Hot Women
Make Millions

All with NOTHING going for him, shitty looks, no talent, nothing. Good for him, I wish I could pull that off.

5/28/2008 3:49:50 PM

so when puffy does this it's genius, but when kid rock does it, it's shit. just getting my facts right here.

does anyone remember that bullshit ode to biggie that puffy did?

this has been going on forever and a day, bitches. artist takes already successful, famous, memorable song and rewrites lyrics...profit. it's really easy for people to already like something if 15 years ago they already liked it.

these kinds of songs are designed to be commercial hits, and if you get mad because it's just not artistic enough for you, then you deserve your little anger aneurysms.

5/28/2008 7:07:42 PM

Quote :

"so when puffy does this it's genius"

i don't think anyone with any credibility ever said that puffy was a genius.

andy summers certainly didn't.

with that said, there are examples of coming close to doing this without actually cribbing the entire song that are valid from an artistic perspective...the first one that comes to mind is

sly stone "loose booty" -> beastie boys "shadrach"

5/28/2008 7:11:07 PM

wow.

ouch.

5/28/2008 7:22:39 PM

^^^ I hope you were being facetious with your post.

5/28/2008 7:46:16 PM

Y'all are talking about the guy who thought being a cowboy somehow involved driving a convertible with the top down.

5/28/2008 7:57:42 PM

I like how he stole the music from Metallica's Sad but True for his song American Badass, but didn't even mention Metallica in that huge list of artists he talks about in the song.

5/28/2008 8:15:22 PM

props to vinylbandit for the Police ref.

5/28/2008 8:34:49 PM