came out the gas station this evening and there was a hat sitting on my windshield

no one was around and i normally would have tossed it, but it looked like it might actually be big enough to fit my gigantic domepiece and seemed clean enough, so i threw it in the car to check out later (i've recently started balding like a motherfucker and need something to cover it up - sidenote: what sort of doctor should i talk to about that, dermatologist?)

when i got home, i put it on and was normal for a while, but then whatever was on/in it hit me like a freight train and i started tripping balls like crazy - i'm talking wacky shit like seeing talking animals and swirly tunnels of light and scary skeletons yelling at me and MOTHERFUCKING VIKINGS

what the hell kind of drug/poison could cause that sort of reaction in me that hard? (i'm a big dude, as you may have guessed by now)

it's a solid red hat with a large gold M right on the front of it - is this a gang thing/symbol/whatever?

what the fuck is happening?

p.s. i'm apparently still pretty fucked up, i just saw a commercial about Kimbo on CBS, please help me

5/29/2008 8:59:11 PM

wat

5/29/2008 9:00:03 PM

5/29/2008 9:00:12 PM

lsd or acid

5/29/2008 9:00:30 PM

5/29/2008 9:04:02 PM

look inside the hat and see if there are any strips of paper in the sweatband
maybe you absorbed some acid
best bet is drink milk if that's the case - it kills whatever buzz lsd gives you pretty fast
otherwise, if not acid you should get help

5/29/2008 9:05:18 PM

are you for real man...hahah
if so, can i borrow your hat

5/29/2008 9:05:56 PM

go to the hospital and get a drug test

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 9:06 PM. Reason : if you cant drive ask a friend or call 911, could be serious]

5/29/2008 9:06:01 PM

I, too, would like to borrow the hat.

5/29/2008 9:06:44 PM

what up TJ [sans evan]

5/29/2008 9:07:27 PM

let me get ahold of that hat for a hot sec

5/29/2008 9:08:46 PM

Maybe the hat was too tight for your melon and cut off circulation

5/29/2008 9:09:27 PM

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LOL thats what came to mind when I read the title of this thread.

...but dude I heard of some guy that had acid in a glass container and he took it to school, sat down on it and he got so fucked up that he now thinks he's a tall glass of OJ and that he might spill.

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 9:10 PM. Reason : ]

5/29/2008 9:10:21 PM

BigaldMan157



[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 9:12 PM. Reason : ]

5/29/2008 9:12:12 PM

The 'M' Stands For Magic!

5/29/2008 9:13:00 PM

do you WANT lice?

ewww.

5/29/2008 9:13:03 PM

I got drunk last night and tried to call the Hotel Tangier in Morocco

5/29/2008 9:14:23 PM

Unless the brim was bent or it was a trucker hat, it's probably some dumb joke by either a gangster or a wanna-g.

I would get somebody to drive me to the hospital if I were you. I mean, you don't know how much was given to you. I'm iffy on reporting it to the police. They might try to get you on possession for having a hat laden with drugs. If it didn't seem like cops were such assholes about this, I'd report it.

Some kid could've picked that up and plopped it on his head. If it fucked you up (and you're a big guy), it might've killed somebody lighter.

5/29/2008 9:14:44 PM

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"are you for real man...hahah if so, can i borrow your hat"

ahahahahahaha

5/29/2008 9:15:31 PM

HE'S TRIPPING BALD OVER HERE

5/29/2008 9:16:03 PM

maybe there was a venomous spider or scorpion in the hat

5/29/2008 9:18:58 PM

I blame society

5/29/2008 9:19:52 PM

5/29/2008 9:21:01 PM

So.....when can I pick up this hat?

Whatup Adam, I keep missing you at Wendys - I see you drive away and am like fuck, that was gunzz.

5/29/2008 9:22:20 PM

that's just wrong onenighter

5/29/2008 9:22:48 PM

oh come on. this guy is just tripping, no harm in a scary picture.

5/29/2008 9:23:39 PM

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"a gangster or a wanna-g."

lol @ wanna-g.

5/29/2008 9:24:34 PM

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"Some kid could've picked that up and plopped it on his head. If it fucked you up (and you're a big guy), it might've killed somebody lighter. "

i've never done any acid, but i'm fairly sure that it's nontoxic. you might trip out of your brain, and you might get yourself hurt, but it won't poison you.

5/29/2008 9:25:33 PM

just dont think about scary things


and stay away from people that arent tripping.....although i think this is a given.

5/29/2008 9:26:58 PM

haha that picture is creepy as hell

5/29/2008 9:27:42 PM

^^^ aha, I knew this kid that was tripping on acid, and bit into his own goddamned hand (when the paramedics were taking him away). but no, the acid didn't actually hurt him

knew this other kid that dropped too much on his tongue, and turned his tongue black for a couple of months

5/29/2008 9:27:53 PM

THIS MAN NEEDS SOME THORAZINE

5/29/2008 9:30:05 PM

a mixture of DMSO and LSD or a number of other hallucinogens on like a plastic strip inside the hat could have this effect

and theDuke866 is correct, LSD has an LD50 orders of magnitude greater than the threshhold dose

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 9:34 PM. Reason : .]

5/29/2008 9:32:57 PM

This story is a big bunch of bullshit.

This is like the 20342903rd story he's had about being at a gas station.

5/29/2008 9:36:26 PM

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"you might trip out of your brain, and you might get yourself hurt, but it won't poison you."

I could still see some of the dumbass kids I know putting on a hat like that then getting killed running in traffic. They wouldn't know wtf was going on and would freak out (although to be fair these kids are a bit lacking in the common sense department).

I still think whoever put the hat there, assuming this isn't just bullshit (as it probably is), should end up in jail.

5/29/2008 9:46:46 PM

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 9:54 PM. Reason : x]

5/29/2008 9:53:34 PM

I PUT ON MY DRUGGY WIZARD HAT

5/29/2008 10:12:01 PM

don't forget that some people get really screwed up from acid and aren't the same afterwards

5/29/2008 10:26:13 PM

Call the hospital, duders. They know what to do. If you don't call, get someone to take you because it doesn't sound like you're up for driving right now. Hospitals have kits made just for this kind of thing

5/29/2008 10:30:40 PM

I really would like that hat.

5/29/2008 10:33:59 PM

Oh noes! What happened to BigMan157, he hasn't replied yet.

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 10:37 PM. Reason : auto detect username? ]

5/29/2008 10:36:22 PM

Maybe he already went to the ER.

Or maybe he just went and got drunk and went to sleep.

WHO KNOWS!

Probably not dead... yet...

5/29/2008 10:38:31 PM

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"(i've recently started balding like a motherfucker and need something to cover it up - sidenote: what sort of doctor should i talk to about that, dermatologist?)"

you should consult the hair clipper to cut your hair very very short to maintain your dignity. There is nothing sadder than a man clinging to scraps.

5/29/2008 10:38:51 PM

watch that sad sack of former dignity in "The Producers"

you'll shave your head within seconds

5/29/2008 10:43:46 PM

It's called Mad Hatter!

5/29/2008 11:36:31 PM

i wish we could get an update on this story.

5/29/2008 11:40:28 PM

I hope bigman's ok.


he used to be my tww bf but I haven't posted at him in ages

5/29/2008 11:41:14 PM

I wish I could get that hat.

5/30/2008 12:03:22 AM

Yeah really. The first thing I thought about when I read that was... "Someone has a real life magic hat."

5/30/2008 12:04:48 AM

this story sounds very believable

5/30/2008 12:08:06 AM