Kelly4NCSt8 All American 1115 Posts user info edit post |
I'm amazed this thread hasn't already been started!
So like lots girls my age, I've been completely obsessed with this show for many years, and the movie premiere is therefore a pretty huge deal. It's essentially been four years in the making. I ended up going at midnight last night, first in line.
I'm not entirely sure of the "rules" on movie threads, so to be safe, I'll withold my thoughts on it until other people have a chance to talk about the trailers, hype, etc. The movie actually opens in the theaters today, so hopefully others on TWW will have gone to see it in the next few days and will have 'reviews' to contribute as well.
Although... I'm being realistic in accepting that most people here (=guys) won't have positive things to say about the series OR the movie. 5/30/2008 8:09:09 AM |
scm011 All American 2042 Posts user info edit post |
plz no spoilers 5/30/2008 9:31:24 AM |
spöokyjon ℵ 18617 Posts user info edit post |
I was going to watch this but then I remembered I'm not a thirty-something woman with absolutely zero taste in television and film. 5/30/2008 9:44:38 AM |
dzags18 All American 5694 Posts user info edit post |
new york explodes 5/30/2008 9:51:50 AM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
I am going sunday afternoon. Wasn't a big follower of the show, but I know the main details and did watch all of the 6th season at a bachelorette weekend. Either way, I'm excited and ready :-) 5/30/2008 10:05:52 AM |
Drovkin All American 8438 Posts user info edit post |
They all die from STDs 5/30/2008 10:13:25 AM |
nacstate All American 3785 Posts user info edit post |
there was a girl at work last night at work that talked about this shit constantly. She said she watched trailers of it all day.
I told her she pretty much probably knows the whole movie by now then, no point in wasting more of her life. 5/30/2008 11:42:08 AM |
Cif82 All American 10455 Posts user info edit post |
all I want to know is if someone dies. I'm sure in 5 years it'll be asked on jeopardy and I want to be prepared. 5/30/2008 11:51:14 AM |
Nerdchick All American 37009 Posts user info edit post |
Carrie is Keyser Soze 5/30/2008 11:58:45 AM |
ddf583 All American 2950 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You wouldn't spend valuable real-life time hanging out with self-absorbed idiots like this, so why on Earth would you watch a TV show (or a movie) about them?" |
5/30/2008 12:10:09 PM |
Thorsten All American 1809 Posts user info edit post |
I suvived Sex and the City..... and it wasn't easy.
Quote : | "Rated R for strong sexual content, graphic nudity, and language
It was 15 minutes before the midnight showing of Sex and the City was to begin. I’m here. I decided that I was going to watch this movie and share my experience with all you guys. So you can be better prepared for Date Night this weekend. All seemed well. All the skittles and milk duds in the entire theater couldn’t compare to the endless eye candy walking around in their designer skirts and dresses. Sure, a few of them opted for sweatpants and shirts…which looked adorable I might add. This was a great idea. Go watch a movie in the middle of the night surrounded by a bunch of hotties. I am brilliant. I’m practically the only straight guy in the audience of hundreds of hot chicks.
One minute til show time: The theater managers are making their announcement and the lights are lowered. It’s making it really hard…err….difficult to check out hotties and I’m just now starting to realize that I am about to sit through Sex and the City. A chick flick that is well over two hours. I am surrounded by girls, only one of which I know. I hope this seat stays as comfy as it is now.
Half an hour into the film: Well, to be completely honest Seabiscuit Jessica Parker isn’t AS annoying as I would imagine. Hey, I just laughed! So this movie is about a bunch of cougars? I can deal with that, and one of them, Kristin Davis, is actually hot! I’m doing alright. I can sit through this!
One hour into the movie: Dude…. I gotta fart! I’m surrounded by girls in every direction and I don’t even want to try and get up. This sucks. I don’t have that comfort seat on at least one side of me that me and my friends know and love. This movie is depressing and girls will laugh at anything. This must be what Tony Baracca feels like 24/7! I don’t know if I can handle any more of this.
One and a half hours into the movie: Dear god it isn’t finished yet? I can tell you exactly how this is going to end. And I haven’t seen a single episode of this crap. To make things worse Seabiscuit’s mole is starting to get really distracting. What the hell did all the girls just laugh at? That wasn’t even funny!
2 hours into the movie: Wow, really… We are just gonna ride this “horny dog will hump a pillow joke” all movie long. We get it. The dog is tiny and really horny and just like its owner will hump anything. And I still have to fart. I’m afraid to look at my cell phone because I’m afraid only 20 minutes have passed since the movie has started. Oh…boobs. They throw in the random boobs and graphic sex scene once every 40 minutes to entertain the guys. Much appreciated!
(almost) 2 and half hours into the movie: IT’S ABOUT TO END…. IT’S ABOUT TO END! Sweet God! It’s over. I laughed a few times and got some great eye candy out of it, but at what cost! As soon as the movie is over I race to the men’s room. This might be the first time I’ve ever gone to a rest room after a packed theater has let out to find a completely empty restroom. Good, the testicles are still there. Now I hear the sounds of hundreds of excited high pitched voices sharing their opinion at the same time. It hurts the ears! This is what Andrew Nichol must feel like!
It’s over. I’m safe at home. I wasted 2.5 hours of my life. Acting was good. I’ll give it that. But that’s expected, I mean these cougars and horse have been playing this role for like the last decade! I can’t say I’m a big fan of the writing or directing. The movie was way to predictable and felt way too long. Ohh wait, it was way too long! That was like 3 TV episodes long. Going by the chick flick rules and standards your date(s) must be at least an 8 in your eyes to sit through this one. I think if it weren’t for the fact that the movie is so long it might have been tolerable. Ladies, I know you are all excited about this one, and for you, I give this movie a catch the matinee. Guys, you better have some kinda deal or bargain chip in play for tonight. " |
5/30/2008 1:51:18 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
yo who gets naked?
Quote : | "The dog is tiny and really horny and just like its owner will hump anything." |
the reason i automatically think any female that watches this is a whore]5/30/2008 1:56:09 PM |
Thorsten All American 1809 Posts user info edit post |
as far as main characters go, that red head with the short hair gets it... 5/30/2008 1:59:12 PM |
Konami All American 10855 Posts user info edit post |
***SPOILER***
http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/ 5/30/2008 2:49:46 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
5/30/2008 3:16:38 PM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
I saw it earlier, it was cute, but took waaaay too long and had a lot of pointless moments. 5/31/2008 4:08:41 PM |
dannyp45 All American 1053 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1000774/
well, according to imdb, this movie was shit...
I'll be going myself later on tonight with my gf, i'll do a small tww review. 5/31/2008 5:15:55 PM |
Republican18 All American 16575 Posts user info edit post |
a movie about a bunch of man hating spoiled new york bitches....im so there 5/31/2008 6:00:02 PM |
rjrumfel All American 23027 Posts user info edit post |
96 Rock was giving away a years worth of free porn to any guy that called in and said he had to sit through it, but he had to explain the plot on the air 5/31/2008 6:36:55 PM |
statefan24 All American 9157 Posts user info edit post |
I had to work at a theater tearing tickets on opening night of this.
it was a hellish experience to say the least. 5/31/2008 6:38:43 PM |
Thorsten All American 1809 Posts user info edit post |
^that's funny that you said that "hellish experience"
I absolutely loved my job this weekend... the insane amount of hotties... much better to look at than the usual patrons 6/1/2008 1:43:05 AM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
I saw it. It was good, if you're a chick. It was a little too long though, and pretty predictable. 6/1/2008 1:54:11 AM |
Vix All American 8522 Posts user info edit post |
has anybody else seen it?
I want to know what happens! 6/1/2008 2:31:25 AM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
i heard its basically a smut movie and any woman that watches this is a fucking whore 6/1/2008 2:32:11 AM |
statefan24 All American 9157 Posts user info edit post |
^^eh
there were plenty of hotties but it seemed there were even more loud annoying unattractive 30-40 somethings.
and handling the enormous numbers was just difficult in general, we are the Greenville theater that the majority of people in Greenville go to(instead of the other big one in gville). 6/1/2008 2:33:08 AM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ here's what I remember:
SLIGHT SPOILERS:
Carrie and Big are looking for an apt. They find a hot penthouse and Big buys it. They go to an auction for some chick whose longtime boyfriend kicked her out of his apartment and leaves her homeless and Carrie gets worried and tells Big she wants to sell her apt to put money down on the new apt they are getting. He asks why and she voices her concerns. They decide to get married.
Carrie is picked to be in Vogue as "the oldest single woman" or something and model all these designer bridal gowns. One of the designers gives her a really nice gown so she plans an elaborate wedding I guess to match the dress.
In the meantime, Miranda says she and Steve never have sex. Steve reveals that he had sex with another woman. Miranda leaves him, and bitterly tells Big that she doesn't know why they are getting married because it ruins everything. Big gets scared and basically leaves her at the altar.
Meanwhile Charlotte is knocked up and Samantha is living in California with her boyfriend and is becoming dissatisfied with the relationship.
And then the rest is pretty predictable. 6/1/2008 2:48:09 AM |
dannyp45 All American 1053 Posts user info edit post |
After seeing the movie myself, I really don't know about this movie. I mean, as a stand alone movie...this movies doesn't cut it. The characters, the plot, the dialogue....kind of just off. If you are a fan of the series, you'll might enjoy it. But at best, in my opinion, this could have just been a TV movie because the movie is basically 4 episodes put together.
Quote : | "but it seemed there were even more loud annoying unattractive 30-40 somethings." |
CHRIST!!!! You aren't kidding. I have many complaints about them during the movie.
[Edited on June 1, 2008 at 9:37 AM. Reason : ll]6/1/2008 9:37:11 AM |
kyjelly All American 618 Posts user info edit post |
6/1/2008 4:25:18 PM |
chickenhead
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omfg i can't believe steve strangled miranda
didn't see that one coming 6/2/2008 12:34:08 AM |
hooksaw All American 16500 Posts user info edit post |
The anti-Sex and the City movie:
6/2/2008 6:04:37 AM |
CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |
all i can say is that im very happy that my girlfriend has absolutely 0 desire to see this movie. 6/2/2008 6:58:59 AM |
jessiejepp All American 2732 Posts user info edit post |
it was really good, IMO. i didnt realize samantha was FIFTY!?!?
and if anyone figures out where that rent-a-designer-purse thing is, lemme know. 6/2/2008 9:15:45 AM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
The website for the designer handbags is: http://www.bagborroworsteal.com 6/2/2008 12:37:24 PM |
porcha All American 5286 Posts user info edit post |
Neal Boortz said this movie is one of the best things to happen to men in a long time, he said to stand outside the theater when the movie gets out and get ready for action 6/2/2008 1:20:43 PM |
jessiejepp All American 2732 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i heard its basically a smut movie and any woman that watches this is a fucking whore" |
josh, your post count is noticeably high. we all realize that. don't post in a thread if you know nothing about the topic just to post something in a thread.
and I loled @ coloring. haha. Thanks for the bag rental website! Anyone ever done this/know of anyone who has?6/2/2008 1:58:42 PM |
Kay_Yow All American 6858 Posts user info edit post |
[spoilers]
It was okay--not nearly as good as I thought it'd be.
The plot lines were predictable (esp. if you've seen the extended trailer). I wasn't surprised in the least bit.
And, also, I just don't think Steve would cheat on Miranda.
[/spoilers] 6/2/2008 3:56:10 PM |
E-Dawg All American 8309 Posts user info edit post |
Snape kills Miranda. 6/2/2008 11:21:46 PM |
red baron 22 All American 2166 Posts user info edit post |
i wonder how many eunuchs get dragged to this bitch-fest by their women. 6/2/2008 11:37:52 PM |
Vix All American 8522 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i wonder how many eunuchs get dragged to this by their women." |
Yeah, I would seriously question any guys masculinity who allowed himself to be taken to this movie.6/2/2008 11:54:23 PM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ lulz
I saw maybe 3 guys in the theater, but it was also an afternoon show and not date hours. Any guy who goes to see this with a girl totally earns bonus points in my book.] 6/2/2008 11:55:50 PM |
Republican18 All American 16575 Posts user info edit post |
those bonus points are not worth it..........unless they are with Elisha Cuthbert or Hayden Panettiere instead of the hag that dragged you to the movie.
i already told the lady friend i aint going no matter what 6/3/2008 12:04:40 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
yea there were like 2 guys in the theatre when i went and it was PACKED like close to sold out. the thing is, i wouldn't want to see this movie with anyone but my girlfriends. i mean i think i'd rather see it alone before seeing it with the bf. just saying. 6/3/2008 12:17:35 AM |
chickenhead
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6/3/2008 12:18:39 AM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
^I love that dude. 6/3/2008 12:38:47 AM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
DIAMONDACE REVEALED! 6/3/2008 1:06:43 AM |
radhar All American 7475 Posts user info edit post |
It felt weird. I was sad about it.
So afterwards we snuck into Indiana Jones. 6/3/2008 9:21:03 AM |