now he has to fap with his left handepic subject line fail..[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 1:28 AM. Reason : yeah..wut ever super fail.. i know]
6/16/2008 1:28:08 AM
u seem like the type that would take on that responsibility for him
6/16/2008 1:28:33 AM
i accidentally broke 2 of his fingers
6/16/2008 1:28:34 AM
^^ i am.. I thought tdub should know. now ruckus mission valley will close for sure..[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 1:30 AM. Reason : valley... damm posting while drunk]
6/16/2008 1:30:04 AM
so wtf happened?
6/16/2008 2:42:39 AM
wait.did you actually try to use code in the subject line?]
6/16/2008 2:43:44 AM
wait did you just call the user tags "crazycode"?
6/16/2008 2:45:58 AM
no that would be retarded, what i did is called ghost editing]
6/16/2008 2:50:26 AM
^^^i totally thought he did it as a joke and before i read the thread, when i just saw that title, i was going to respond and say "now he has to jerk it with his left hand"... <--FAIL
6/16/2008 3:23:13 AM
are you serious or just being a little shit?
6/16/2008 7:44:48 AM
what? plz to explain
6/16/2008 7:57:54 AM
not to totally give it away... but they drilled holes through his FINGERNAILS. not kidding. sooo wish i was.
6/16/2008 8:12:54 AM
nvm[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 8:17 AM. Reason : asdf]
6/16/2008 8:15:59 AM
[user]billyjoel[/user]
6/16/2008 8:17:22 AM
I hate you assholes.*marko excluded.
6/16/2008 8:20:00 AM
THEY LIED ABOUT THE KETCHUP PAW
6/16/2008 10:24:59 AM
i have my right hand.ruckus mission valley isnt closing down.they did melt 2 holes into my fingernails to relieve pressure.i always fap with the left anyway.most of you fail.
6/16/2008 10:50:49 AM
...what happened?
6/16/2008 10:51:23 AM
did you get your fingers squished?that sucks
6/16/2008 10:51:24 AM
6/16/2008 10:52:43 AM
so your hand got caught in something and now you have bruises under two of our fingernails? sorry to hear that... you better still be able to make that pizza of awesome the next time i come up there.
6/16/2008 10:53:36 AM
yep, crushed em in the HINGE side of a heavy door. one is broken at the far joint, the other just bruised all to shit. cant make pizza for a week or so. and that's ok. i have a pretty good pizza crew.
6/16/2008 10:55:44 AM
6/16/2008 11:20:24 AM
not a comfy procedure.
6/16/2008 11:21:17 AM
6/16/2008 11:24:04 AM
^perhaps on a microcosmic, tangential level. but i'd say no.i just had some blood vessels crushed, and the blood had nowhere to go.[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 11:27 AM. Reason : asfdfd]
6/16/2008 11:26:40 AM
oh shit thats why you wanted me to bring food
6/16/2008 11:51:19 AM
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6/16/2008 12:09:49 PM
pffti'm a righty, and an almost exclusively lefty when it comes to crankin'
6/16/2008 1:27:22 PM
thanks...now my visions of you fappin' are complete
6/16/2008 1:28:57 PM
i don't know about you, but i know people that get off knowing which hand pilgrimshoes faps with
6/16/2008 1:32:11 PM
lol my bad
6/16/2008 1:33:01 PM
pics or it didnt happen
6/16/2008 2:00:57 PM
hey did you guys realize this is topic 530000and that apparently blah thinks about me beating off
6/16/2008 7:50:07 PM
i'm a righty and i rarely jerk with the left but when i do the orgasm is always better
6/16/2008 7:52:28 PM
gotta agree with DNL on this one
6/16/2008 7:59:50 PM
damn, man. hope it feels better soon. here's a true story that's only similar cauuse it's about being fingerbanged... extended as much as possible to waste everyone's time.don't know if you guys deal with slicers, but when i worked at the jersey mikes in the QUAY, i was starting to clean the blade. and its a lot faster (and more dangerous) to do the first part while using a bar towel to apply some pressure to a running blade.ANYWAYS, i forgot to close the blade to 0 thickness (flat) before starting to clean it ... and it treated my flesh the same way it would treat a block of danish ham. lucky for me, the owner/manager was a good guy who insisted that someone take me for treatment immediately (he could have been like 'workers comp!!!1 drugtest the hippy!!1 i'm not paying!)... and they did some pretty painful burning tyoe thing to makle it stop bleeding, etc.moral of the story, i feel your pain, and in my case, the actual situation ended up being more painful (physically and mentally) than the days afterward. then again, i didn't break anything. --- but sometimes you just gotta get to the point, and tell the bitch 'DAE MINEZ'. i hope you feel better
6/16/2008 8:37:35 PM
that sucks man
6/16/2008 8:38:54 PM
oh jackleg reminded me of a storyso my friend had high blood pressure and was taking blood thinners...he was an electrician and cut his hand open pretty bad...well since his blood was thinner it wouldnt clot very well....he got a cig and put it in the wound and it stopped...the scar was
6/16/2008 8:39:47 PM
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