since the original by gunzz got purged...i'm highlighting mine by the way

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
An uneasy energetic imbalance arises from eager Mars meeting up with electric Uranus. The tension is palpable and it may feel as if we are walking through a field of loose cannons. But we may not see much action yet, for Mercury holds still in the sky today, ending his 25-day retrograde period. Although information should flow more readily within a few days, the cautious Capricorn Moon reminds us now to consider our feelings before overreacting.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
Watch your temper today, for you may fire up a salvo of anger before you even realize that something is wrong. Your emotions can sneak up on you suddenly, especially if you are trying to avoid them. The intensity with which they express can surprise everyone, even you. Look before you leap to save yourself from having to clean up an unnecessary mess.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
If you must take a stand out of loyalty for a close friend or family member, try to do it in a way that doesn't create more problems than it solves. Although your intentions may be pure, you could express your love so dramatically that others take offense. Consider all sides before you head into battle to defend one special person or interest.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
You can sense that the winds are changing, even though there is a peculiar stillness in the air today as mental Mercury pauses to shift his apparent direction. Instead of racing ahead with your best idea, take time now to look back over the past few weeks, integrate what you've learned and then begin to apply your new perspective over the next few days.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
It makes you uncomfortable to think you could lose control, but you have been patient long enough. Your anxiety is warranted, for you could inadvertently complicate your life, even if you think you're doing the right thing. Keep in mind that the real issue is not about what you do; it's more about your level of intensity. You'll be fine as long as you don't overstate your cause or overplay your hand.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Your natural tendency toward dramatic expression can work against you today, for your leadership flair can appear arrogant to someone else. Normally, this might not matter, but now you could unintentionally bite the same hand that is trying to feed you. If others offer help, don't limit their involvement. Open your heart and accept support however it is given.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
You may be a bit self-restrained today, even if you are optimistic about a new relationship or a creative project. Although it's a good idea to underplay your hand now, if you completely withdraw then others won't know how you feel or what you need. It might not be your primary goal to enlist them into your project, yet it won't hurt to receive some encouragement just when you need it most.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
You are highly valued now as a team player, yet a nonconformist streak may shine through and get in your way of total cooperation. Even if you have good reason to go against the grain of the group, your actions may be misinterpreted as those of a troublemaker. If you aren't getting your way, don't push for a confrontation. Your impact will ultimately be greater if you just let the process continue on its own.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
These are powerfully intense times for you, so it's crucial to find constructive outlets for your feelings. The most innocuous comment today could act like a lightning rod, drawing down a high-voltage response from others that, at first, seems out of character with what was intended. But rest assured that tensions are best managed by expressing the energy, rather than suppressing it.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Someone may think that you are the heavyweight today, even if you don't feel that way at all. Unfortunately, it's hard these days to see yourself as others do. Apply your intentions carefully, for you could easily overreact, provoking more resistance than you expect. Your friends and coworkers want to help you now, but not if you make the price of entry too severe. Take a few deep breaths and practice the art of compromise.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Something has to give as the tensions reach a breaking point. The more rigid you are in holding on to a current position, the greater the shock waves are that can crash through your life. But practicing flexibility -- both physically and mentally -- enables you to make great strides toward your goals. It's truly a paradox; the less you push now, the closer you get to your destination.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You may appear to be going through a roller coaster phase of life as things turn topsy-turvy. But it's really not as messy as it seems, for beneath the noisy surface, your inner stability can give you the strength and determination you need to accomplish your goals. Remember, though, you cannot control how anyone else reacts, so give each person in your life the same freedom that you seek for yourself.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
You have so many things to take care of at work today that you might not even know where to begin. Nevertheless, don't make such a big deal about it. Instead of involving others in your drama, it's better if you just jump in and get as much done as you can. Even if there are unexpected twists to your day, just try to roll with the incoming waves. It's more sensible to let go of control than to pretend to have it when you really don't.

6/19/2008 9:27:33 AM

I already read mine for the day

Tarot.com ftw

6/19/2008 9:29:29 AM

These should be more like "Scorpio, you're going to score with an Aries very soon. Step up the game."

6/19/2008 9:29:41 AM

Quote :

"Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Something has to give as the tensions reach a breaking point. The more rigid you are in holding on to a current position, the greater the shock waves are that can crash through your life. But practicing flexibility -- both physically and mentally -- enables you to make great strides toward your goals. It's truly a paradox; the less you push now, the closer you get to your destination."

now what exactly does that mean?

6/19/2008 9:32:17 AM

Quote :

"Take a few deep breaths and practice the art of compromise."

rofl, that is so very true

6/19/2008 9:34:27 AM

God, Capricorns are such sluts...

6/19/2008 9:35:23 AM

find me one

6/19/2008 9:35:49 AM

Any Gemini's out there

6/19/2008 9:38:14 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The Summer Solstice today is marked by the Sun's entry into Cancer the Crab, whose hard exoskeleton is its home, protecting its soft inside. Likewise, we protect our emotional vulnerability by creating boundaries. Home is truly where the heart is and our dependence on family adds to our sense of security. But the Sun's opposition with shadowy Pluto can overwhelm us with dread if we worry about all those things that are outside of our control.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
Sometimes you impulsively take the most direct course of action before checking in with your feelings. But just because you are heading in a particular direction with conviction, this doesn't necessarily mean you're following your heart's desire. It's time to look beyond expediency and take more subtle concerns into consideration.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
Instead of pushing forward with unwavering determination -- something you often do very well -- consider a change to your modus operandi. Maybe it would be beneficial to just take it easy for a bit and see where the currents take you. If you become unhappy with your direction, you can modify it at that time. But if you like where you are going, you can happily continue on your way.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
Uneasy feelings begin to surface today as you nostalgically yearn for the lighter times that appear to be slipping away. Don't fret, for many facets of your life are in transition. Just because current situations may demand your intense concentration, don't think that the good times are over. Stay present with your feelings, even if they are more serious now. The rewards will come soon enough.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
Although you may feel a strong undertow of resistance from someone close to you, it's hard to put your finger on the source of the perceived ill will. But your intense investigation could put others on the defensive, adding to the negativity. Instead of trying to get to the bottom of the problem, take a wait-and-see approach. You'll have a better idea of what to do in a few days.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Chances are that if you haven't already spoken your mind, you might just keep your thoughts to yourself for a while longer. It's not that you are afraid of stirring up powerful feelings; it's just that you cannot see what good it will do to dredge up old hurts and recent anger. Nevertheless, find a way to productively channel any negative emotions or your resentment could build to a critical point.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Examining your assumptions about work and play could shed new light on an important friendship today. If you are part of a social group, it may be time to balance your personal needs with the goals of everyone else. Don't be afraid to discuss what you learn in this process with your friend; it could bring you closer together.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
Life becomes more complex today when others make demands on you in such a way that you cannot say "no." Perhaps you don't want to let them down. Maybe you know that if you come through for them now, you will be able to rely on them later. Whatever your reason for saying "yes," don't miss the chance to face your own fears while making a decision based upon your needs and not those of anyone else.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Your key planet Pluto, the lord of the underworld, isn't as scary as some people think. Today, as the Sun shines its light into the darkness, you have an opportunity to see things that are usually tucked out of sight. Instead of fearing what's hidden, now you can work with what you learn. Your power increases when you are willing to let the newfound knowledge transform your point of view.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Today can be a potent reminder of the dramatic changes you have experienced over the past several years. But even if your personal evolutionary process has irrevocably changed you from a caterpillar into a butterfly, the metamorphosis is not yet complete. Use the intensity of your memories to keep the process alive in the present moment while considering what work you still have left to do.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
You feel pressure in a second-hand manner today, as if it's coming through others as they face the overwhelming prospects of relentless transformation. Don't get too cocky; you're not off the hook yet. Luckily, you are getting some extra time to integrate what's already happened before you head into the next round of change.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You are not happy about having to defend your feelings from attack, for it is stressful enough just trying to fully understand them yourself. Being irrational was never high on your list of goals. Nevertheless, you know that something big is at stake and you're willing to do whatever you must. Keep in mind that cool logic won't get you through this one; you need to use your heart.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Even on this longest day of the year, you may have to go through a dark night of the soul as you question the meaning of your life. Fortunately, this existential dilemma won't last long so you'll soon be able to get back to the more pragmatic issues of your life. If you are unsure of yourself or your direction, wait a few days to see where this all goes before making any big decisions.

6/20/2008 8:33:37 AM

wow. mines actually pretty good.
and i dont really say that about horoscopes
usually they are too general

6/20/2008 8:35:25 AM

blah

6/20/2008 8:37:11 AM

mine sucks....there is only one thing in my past that this weekend is going to remind me of and it's not something i want to think about...so i don't know how i can positively spin that shit

[Edited on June 20, 2008 at 8:40 AM. Reason : sadf]

6/20/2008 8:39:40 AM

Ruh roah... Mine sounds scary.. but with the current state of relationship status i could see it being quite accurate

6/20/2008 8:44:29 AM

6/20/2008 11:14:37 AM

i missed yesterday...but here is today's....


General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The paradoxical Aquarius Moon brings juxtapositions of reality into awareness, for Aquarius is an intellectual sign while the Moon is emotional. Aquarius is the Water Bearer yet it's an air sign. Aquarius is futuristic while the Moon remembers the past. If we are willing to face our fears of personal intimacy we can move to higher ground to nurture the wider community and even all of humanity, rather than limiting ourselves to just one relationship.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You can see more clearly now as the fog lifts, but you might not like everything you learn today. Nevertheless, knowing the truth is better than being kept in the dark. Once you have the complete picture, then you can deal with those things that still need work. Don't be afraid to rely on your friends for support when you need it.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
Forget about going along with the group just because you want to feel included. It's more important today for you to define your own needs and then build your day around taking care of yourself. Don't worry about what your friends or family think. Even if they don't understand your motives, it should be clear to them that you have to make your own way now.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
It's easier for you to make the right decisions when you don't have others relying on you. Luckily, you don't need to take responsibility now for anyone else's happiness. If you have something to give, share it willingly. But doing something for someone else out of obligation is as awkward for the other person as it is for you.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
You may be having an approach-avoidance conflict today. The closer you feel to someone you like, the more you want to run away. Your fears may be justified. He or she may reject you or you might not be comfortable within the confines of this relationship. But remember that your worries are likely based on a past experience as well as what's currently happening. Keep in mind that now can be different from the past.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
If there's an unusual person in your life, don't try to change him or her. It's not your place to make anyone else be more like your idea of perfection. Don't be too quick to judge people based upon your priorities, for sometimes it's hard to imagine that they aren't motivated by the same things that are fundamental to you. Try to accept how many ways there are to live life and that yours isn't necessarily good for everyone.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Reestablishing your grip on reality is your highest priority today, for you might have let things slip a bit in the past couple of days. But don't fall into your old routines just because they offer a high level of comfort. Try doing things in new ways. Seek different paths toward a familiar goal. Anything that demands your full attention can help bring you back to the here and now.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
You may be ready for some fun today, but it will need to be on your terms. You have an idea of what you want your recreation to be and probably won't be willing to negotiate. This kind of determination can surely work in your favor, but too much inflexibility can also cut you out of the action. Softening your stance just a little bit can help put a smile on your face when you really need some pleasure in your life.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You're the type that likes to know how others feel, so it's frustrating when they tell you what they think instead. You want to sink deeper in your psyche, yet it appears that your family and friends prefer your interactions to be more cut and dried. Spend time today exploring the magic within, instead of making tenuous connections with someone who doesn't seem interested in the same level of emotional involvement.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
It may be healthy today for you to forget about your long-term plans and your unfulfilled promises. They are not disappearing, but it's valuable to place distance between you and your goals in order to get a fresh perspective. This is like taking a very short vacation. Move through your day by handling only those things that require immediate attention, leaving enough time for rest and relaxation.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Paying attention to issues you recently set aside enables you to regain a handle on your life. Returning to basic routines can put you in a survivalist mode of operation as you think about eliminating unnecessary activities. Nevertheless, don't allow yourself to become overly limited by what you've done so far in your life. You're done with the past; now it's time to look ahead.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Even if you are in the habit of bringing new people into your life, today you might bump into someone you intuitively already know. Although it's the very first time you meet, your new acquaintance still could feel like a long lost friend. Be careful, for you may be tempted to close down before you even recognize how familiar this person seems. The fates are bringing you together for a reason, so just let it unfold naturally.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Regardless of your religious affiliation, today can be a profound day of spiritual renewal for you. But this may not involve church or even a formal service. The magic of creation speaks directly to you now through the beauty of nature, the contemplation of silence and the appreciation of the abundance in your life.

6/22/2008 12:34:05 PM

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Paying attention to issues you recently set aside enables you to regain a handle on your life. Returning to basic routines can put you in a survivalist mode of operation as you think about eliminating unnecessary activities. Nevertheless, don't allow yourself to become overly limited by what you've done so far in your life. You're done with the past; now it's time to look ahead.

6/22/2008 1:35:03 PM

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Reestablishing your grip on reality is your highest priority today, for you might have let things slip a bit in the past couple of days. But don't fall into your old routines just because they offer a high level of comfort. Try doing things in new ways. Seek different paths toward a familiar goal. Anything that demands your full attention can help bring you back to the here and now.

today's not all that out of the ordinary. i have some chores, but i'm not doing them.

6/22/2008 1:41:04 PM

where do you get these?

6/22/2008 6:48:47 PM

i write them myself

6/22/2008 6:49:09 PM

really ?

6/22/2008 6:50:08 PM

sure...



haha....no...i get them from a horoscope website....but i can't tell you what it is because then you could read your own and i'd have no reason to post in this thread anymore

6/22/2008 6:51:25 PM

well then got on the stick and post todays

6/22/2008 6:52:09 PM

i did....the last ones are today's

[Edited on June 22, 2008 at 6:53 PM. Reason : asdf]

6/22/2008 6:52:47 PM

<--- dumb sorry i thought i read 20th somewhere in there

6/22/2008 6:53:46 PM

it's ok....i won't judge you

6/22/2008 6:54:44 PM

feel free to it doesn't bother me

6/22/2008 6:55:20 PM

Quote :

"Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22) Reestablishing your grip on reality is your highest priority today, for you might have let things slip a bit in the past couple of days. But don't fall into your old routines just because they offer a high level of comfort. Try doing things in new ways. Seek different paths toward a familiar goal. Anything that demands your full attention can help bring you back to the here and now."

so bizarre just cause ive had a shitty few days and been talking alot about an imminent relapse

i dont know what to make of these. very skeptical, but ive seen them play out closely for weeks on end before...

6/22/2008 6:55:24 PM

mine have been following pretty true to life recently....


and if there is any truth at all in them then i may have severely screwed myself on many levels

[Edited on June 22, 2008 at 7:01 PM. Reason : because i can't keep my opinions to myself]

6/22/2008 6:59:04 PM

well then for your sake i hope not

6/22/2008 7:02:54 PM

oh well...i'll live



but thanks

[Edited on June 22, 2008 at 7:09 PM. Reason : i just get too vocal when i care about something]

6/22/2008 7:09:02 PM

i normally only find mine to be 'deep' when it comes to girls or health, and thats what fuels the skepticism.

i can only imagine the other 349829034823 virgos out there who had a bad weekend and feel the need to switch it up a bit

6/22/2008 7:15:28 PM

well there is no love in my life and i don't really worry about health....


so i just sorta try to figure things out as they come without reading too much into it.....i just think about whether it's accurate or completely off compared to how my day has been

[Edited on June 22, 2008 at 7:20 PM. Reason : but i completely understand what you are saying]

6/22/2008 7:19:41 PM

sometimes mine are spot on

other times they're way off base

it is what it is

6/22/2008 8:10:04 PM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The smart Aquarius Moon sharpens our perspective, but we may still be confused by the lingering effects of the Mars-Neptune opposition. Our fantasies receive a boost of energy when the Moon enters imaginative Pisces at 5:33 pm EDT. But we won't have to wait until then to feel the magic that's afoot, for Mercury, Mars and Jupiter mark three points on a cosmic 5-pointed star, lifting our spirits and giving us hope in our ability to make creative change.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
Your ambition is rewarded now, yet the good news you receive may not have an obvious relationship to what you are currently doing. Doors that normally remain shut are opening and opportunities are being offered to you. Although you are willing and eager, it will still require hard work on your part once you say "yes."

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
You have a pretty realistic view of the future now, yet you could be so concerned with your idea of success that you could miss what's right in front of you. Holding on to your most important goals is important, but so is allowing for other possibilities to develop. Remember, your dreams can reveal the unrealized potential hiding within a current situation.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
A more practical approach to relationships now might slow you down a bit, but life's really not just about having fun. You might be in a serious mood today and it's crucial for you to be able to trust anyone that's close to you. Don't make assumptions; if you aren't sure that you can count on the other person, just share your concerns with him or her and see where the discussion leads.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
Although the emotional intensity may be subsiding now, you could still be wondering if you are being misled. Someone close to you may be feeding you with facts and figures that paint an overly optimistic picture of what's ahead. You don't want to appear negative, but cannot determine the veracity of the data. Don't worry about what others think; trust your intuition. If something doesn't feel right, then don't buy into it.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Your intent may be to smoothly dance your way through the day, yet there's this annoying thing called reality that keeps making its presence known. Handling the practical matters that arise can distract you from your fantasies, but don't let them dash your dreams. Holding on to your vision of the future is enough to get you through a busy time.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
If you aren't sure what you should be doing at work now, don't look to anyone else for your answers. It's likely they will be just as unsure as you. Instead, go back to the basics. Tackle the tasks you have set aside. Keep in mind that you are building foundations for tomorrow and not just acting busy for today.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
You might have a sinking feeling that you missed something important, but chances are that everything will turn out okay. Still, it's a good idea to dig into the source of the problem to discover what needs to be done. You might realize that everything is in good shape. But if there's something wrong, dealing with it now is much better than finding out later.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
It appears that you are turning a corner that can make your life less complicated. Your gestures are being observed by those close to you now, so make sure your actions are speaking the words that you intend. It's easy for others to misinterpret your signals when you are confused with your own emotions, so make sure you know how you feel before you try to show anyone else.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Don't waste your precious time today in small talk or gossip, for this kind of noise can throw you off kilter. Walking away from an idle chat at the water cooler or ending a clever-but-clueless phone conversation is easier than you think. Just be kind while being honest. As long as your intentions are pure, you can get away with telling the truth.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
It may be hard for you to acknowledge how nice someone is acting toward you today. Whether this is about your self-esteem or if you are questioning the motives of others, it's easier to just ignore the friendliness or emotional warmth than to accept it at face value. Get past your fears; life is too short to shut off love and support before it even has a chance to grow.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
It's challenging to describe exactly what you're feeling today, for your words twist and distort your original intent as you become more specific. But when you aim high and talk about big ideas and broad concepts, then it all flows like poetry. Although there are days to focus on the details, this is not one of them.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Even if romantic love eludes you today, make time to acknowledge the amazing people in your life. You are richer in spirit because of those special folks who took the time to teach you something crucial when you needed it most. Now it's your turn to return the favor by thanking your friends and going out of your way to impart a bit of your wisdom to someone else.

6/23/2008 8:27:32 AM

It would be fun to write horoscopes.

6/23/2008 9:37:33 AM

thanks hun

6/23/2008 10:41:30 AM

whats today's birthday horoscope?

6/23/2008 10:44:58 AM

bump

6/24/2008 8:18:05 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
When the Moon is in Pisces the Fish, we are more sensitive to feelings that swirl around us like water. We could even imagine that we are all swimming in the same ocean, sharing the sea that flows similarly through each one of us. This vision of oneness that is often reserved for poets and mystics is available today to anyone who has an open mind. Still, the Sun's alignment with austere Saturn reminds us that our boundaries are necessary for survival.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
Giving up the fight sounds like a good idea, especially if you are tired of always having to be right. But it's not as easy as it sounds, because the consequences of letting go won't be worth the temporary peace you might experience. When you realize that your choice does not have to be all or nothing, then your day can quickly improve.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
Your friends are beautiful, but sometimes when they disagree with you, they make you crazy. Fortunately, when their perspectives are different from yours, you can usually avoid discussion about that topic. But not today. Even if it's a challenge to let it go, keep in mind that nothing good will come from direct conflict if no one is willing to change positions.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
It's hard to stay on track today for every thought that arises in your mind can turn into a string of fantasies that take you on a pleasant journey. You may be able to get quite a bit of traveling logged in your day dreams, but the real work now is back here on Earth. Enjoy a diversion or two, but don't let an obsession with your inner world interfere with your day.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
Caring for others now is more than just altruistic; it's the philosophical underpinning for a way of life that you want to live. This is not just about being nice to people you already know, because your higher self sees no difference between an acquaintance and a stranger. Everyone is equal from a spiritual perspective. Examine your motives if you want to help only one person and not someone else.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Your compassion for the underdog clashes today with your admiration of someone who can be a winner. But your idea of a winner may not be a traditional one. You know that outer success is overrated, along with fame and fortune. The person who comes out on top in your book is the kind and creative one who is willing to take a risk.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Everyone seems confused by what to do next and the chaos around you might make you a bit nuts. You like the precision of certainty and it bothers you when someone cannot translate his or her intentions into words. Ease up; when you are judging others, you end up also judging yourself.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
You need to focus your energy and take care of business, but you really don't feel like doing that today. It's not that you are lazy; you have enough juice to get up and go. It's just that you are bored with the same old job and would rather be stretching your creative talents. Spice up your day by doing something totally out of the ordinary.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You might feel more like a dolphin than a scorpion today, as the watery Pisces Moon moves through your expressive 5th House of Spontaneity. But you don't necessarily want to play anyone else's game; you want to follow your own rules. Compromising to meet someone halfway can be a lot easier than you think.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You may be living under a magic spell that makes you think everything is fine at home when it's really not. It's better to look at your world through a realistic lens today, for the haze of your ideals can cloud your normally good judgment. Luckily, clarity returns steadily throughout the day, so delay a big decision until later.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Normally, you are quite adept at getting your ideas across, so it's not very comforting when your closest confidants don't understand you. They are paying attention and could probably repeat what you said nearly word for word, yet they are still missing your point. Don't give up. Keep cycling back around to the basics and you'll soon see the light bulbs over their heads turn on one by one.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Be careful with your money today, for you could become enamored with the fantasy of acquiring something that could change your image. But money can't buy happiness, whether you're hooked by the idea of purchasing new clothing, a piece of artwork or a tech toy. Instead of looking at material possessions as the source of satisfaction, turn your thoughts inward to consider what you could do, rather than what you could own.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Don't worry if you are moodier than usual now, for this is typical when the Moon is back in your sign. Being aware of your feelings, however, also means that you don't have to respond unconsciously to whatever happens. You may not be able to alter external events, but you do have some control over your reactions. Even something as simple as taking a couple of deep breaths when you feel emotional is enough to improve your day.

6/24/2008 8:29:07 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The compassionate inclination of today's Pisces Moon grows with the tension of a Venus-Neptune sesquisquare. Venus, the planet of personal love, is in nurturing Cancer. Neptune, the planet of cosmic love, is in intelligent Aquarius. Although we want to respond positively, we can feel the conflict between what attracts us and what we know is best for all involved. The Moon slips into spontaneous Aries at 10:47 pm EDT, provoking us to make a choice.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
The symbols that have been floating around in your dreams may actually take shape in your life today. Although this may be wonderful, it can also complicate your life when your fantasies become real. No matter what, don't fall prey to your own fears, for they can sour the sweetest situation. There's no need to prove anything to anyone. Just show up with a pure heart.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
Minding your own business and getting on with your work sounds like a smart plan, but if you think someone needs help today, you won't be able to say "no." You may be overcome with tender sympathy for an underdog and be driven to do something about it. Of course there's nothing wrong with assisting those in need, but accepting your limitations now can save everyone from being frustrated later.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
Don't be surprised if your day is turned upside down because someone else's plans change, impacting your schedule. Although you may not be able to control certain unexpected events, you can influence the outcome by consciously managing your reactions. Anger or negativity will likely be misdirected, so find a way to move to a higher place. Forgiveness and understanding will produce better results.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
Even if you mean well, it's easy to misread someone's intentions today. You may have reason to believe that others are not being supportive to you or, worse, that they are actively working against you. But it may just be that you are afraid of being abandoned. Handling your own insecurities now may be more important than trying to manage anyone else.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
This can be an emotionally charged day, especially if you aren't seeing eye to eye with a close friend or partner. Luckily you have an opportunity to change the game by shifting the playing field. Instead of unfolding the current situation within a context of personal dissatisfaction, reframe what's happening in an imagined universe of material abundance and spiritual grace. It's not about needing more; it's about appreciating what you have.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Although you may have a solid grip on your ideal future, knowing how to get there is a different story. Being sure of what you want is not the same as having a workable action plan. But today's not a day to get caught up in too many details. Leave the minutiae for another day. For now, just keep an open line to your heart's desire and wait a few days before figuring out a sensible strategy.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
A surprising turn of events at work today could send you into a temporary tailspin, but you should be able to pull out of it gracefully. You might think at first that you made a mistake, but you were probably given incorrect information or mixed signals. Once you realize that you didn't do anything wrong, it becomes easy to turn the energy around.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Your ability to say just the right thing today gets you what you want while also enabling you to feel good about yourself. Even if you are of two minds now, each of them is capable of conjuring up magic. Instead of allowing yourself to get turned around by mixed emotions, shift your energy up a notch and feel the love around you.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Tender feelings draw you toward someone special today, but you may be uncertain as to how to proceed. Normally you are content to just make it up as you go, but now that you are on unfamiliar ground, you are more hesitant. Paradoxically, there's no need to go anywhere different from where you already are. The love you feel needs no further discussion or additional definition at this time.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Someone in your immediate environment may express affectionate feelings toward you today, which can make you feel awkward. Even if you like this person, you're not sure how to react and you may put up artificial walls to keep your distance. Consider that it's not the other person you are avoiding; it may be your own emotions that you are trying to ignore. When you're comfortable with yourself, you'll also be open to others.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
You may be confused if someone at work avoids you today, but you really shouldn't take it personally. Chances are he or she is feeling a bit shy or vulnerable now and needs to withdraw emotionally to create safe space. Don't pursue others who aren't eager to interact. Just let them be who they are without any heavy judgments or expectations from you.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Expressing what's in your heart isn't always easy for you, but today you might take a risk and put it out there. The response may not be exactly what you expect, though, for others may be threatened by your disclosure. Saying too much could reveal things they don't want to know. Remember, just because you feel something, that doesn't mean you need to share it. Pay close attention to your audience's reaction before you go too far.

6/25/2008 8:24:19 AM

Thanks

6/25/2008 8:30:24 AM

Quote :

"The symbols that have been floating around in your dreams may actually take shape in your life today"

so I'm getting laid today?

awesome.

6/25/2008 8:34:08 AM

Hey!!! that was my dream too..

6/25/2008 8:35:48 AM

that should have been my horoscope for friday, saturday, and sunday. and I should listen to this bit far more often anyway:

Quote :

"Forgiveness and understanding will produce better results."

6/25/2008 9:48:10 AM

mine just says what it always says...

"keep your mouth shut or you'll make things worse

6/25/2008 9:54:05 AM

General Daily Horoscope for everyone
Today's impulsive Aries Moon encourages us to say "yes" and to just do it, whatever it may be. But a deeper note sounds from a long lasting sesquisquare between the regulators, expansive Jupiter and restrictive Saturn. The tension between the planets of too much and not enough adds uncertainty to a sure thing. Meanwhile, Uranus the Awakener turns retrograde today, reminding us that true freedom is found within and isn't limited to external conditions.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You can get into serious trouble today if you don't pay attention to your energy level. It doesn't matter that you want to do it all; you can't. So figure out how to balance your enthusiasm with what time you have available and make sensible choices. A practical plan can prevent an unpleasant headache later in the day.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)
It's a real challenge to be pragmatic today, for you are tempted to favor your dreams over reality. It's not that you don't know what's best; it's just that you are tired of always being the go-to person just because your feet are normally planted on the ground. Even if you don't care what others think now, be careful about going overboard as you seek enjoyment.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 - Jun 20)
If social matters seem more important than business and family, you might want to step back and reevaluate your current priorities. Although you are being pulled in two directions, it's dangerous to ignore responsibilities for the sake of immediate gratification. You may come close to the edge, but don't abandon your obligations for the sake of a fleeting moment of excitement.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 - Jul 22)
Your tendency is to quietly take care of business by nurturing yourself and loved ones, but today an inner voice is demanding something more. You can feel the conflict, even if you know that extreme sports -- emotional or physical -- are not necessarily what your soul seeks. Nevertheless, you could actually consider behavior that is riskier than normal. Try to find a way to get an adrenaline rush without putting yourself or anyone else in danger.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
You may have pretty big plans for yourself, but you'll still need to balance them with what is practical. This doesn't mean you should restrain yourself; it just indicates that you cannot ignore the circumstances of your current life. Go ahead and reach beyond your comfort zone, but don't expect miracles today or you'll be disappointed. On the other hand, a good stretch can produce surprising results.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
You can be the champion of making adjustments as you fine-tune your reality, but today the need to get it perfect can be aggravating. You're like Goldilocks now; everything is too this or too that, but not just right. Your current key to happiness lies in letting go of your idea of perfection. Temporarily accepting things as they are enables you to gracefully relinquish control and overcome frustration.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
It is said that you Libras live to find balance in your world. If this is true, then today can give you new purpose, for the current imbalance may not let you rest. One moment you are rushing ahead into something new. The next moment you withdraw and won't come out of your shell. Although ultimate harmony may be elusive, you will feel better now if you simply moderate the extremes.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You are excited by the prospects of a new routine in your life and are ready to jump in with full force. But as you do, you may suddenly wish that you took it slower, fearing the abruptness of intense change. There is no going back if you've already taken that first step. But you can take the next ones a little slower. Remember, you are in control and can adjust the pace of your day.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
The surge of excitement you feel can put a smile on your face, for you are ready for something new. You are also somewhat cautious, for you don't want to jeopardize what you have already gained. Remember, you are best served now by exercising a bit of self-restraint as your key planet Jupiter in pragmatic Capricorn must answer to stern Saturn. Your adventure will be even greater if you take it slowly so you don't make any mistakes in the beginning.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Even if you try to do what's responsible today, your impulses will probably win out in the long run. You just cannot bear the thought of missing out on the fun. Perhaps you want to feel the exhilaration of being ahead of everyone else, so you throw caution to the wind. It won't matter in the long run, for reality will catch up with you and you'll still need to do what you promised.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Anything that's new and different will likely seem like a better idea now than the same old thing because you are seeking escape from your routines. But your rebellious planet Uranus turns retrograde today, so you may stop short of going over the edge. If you resist, you'll probably wish that you'd let go of control. But if you surrender to your whims you might wish you didn't. Whatever you choose, accept your decision as the best choice you could make at that time.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Building on what you already started is easier now, but it can be hard to find the right pace to sustain your efforts. You are both the hare and the tortoise today, first jumping ahead and then slowing down, only to speed up again. Although your uneven work rhythm can be annoying to your co-workers, it's likely the best way for you to maximize your energy. Worry less about what others think than about how much you can accomplish.

6/26/2008 8:13:34 AM

Quote :

"Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Anything that's new and different will likely seem like a better idea now than the same old thing because you are seeking escape from your routines. But your rebellious planet Uranus turns retrograde today, so you may stop short of going over the edge. If you resist, you'll probably wish that you'd let go of control. But if you surrender to your whims you might wish you didn't. Whatever you choose, accept your decision as the best choice you could make at that time."

what kinda bullshit is that... don't do it and you may regret it..... do it and you may regret it.

6/26/2008 8:16:18 AM

pretty weird for mine... a few minutes ago i got like 3 new meeting invites that all overlap this afternoon so yea.. that's weird bc there's no way i can do them all 100%

Quote :

"You can get into serious trouble today if you don't pay attention to your energy level. It doesn't matter that you want to do it all; you can't."

6/26/2008 8:17:35 AM

it's better than mine....which says....like it always does....


"keep your mouth shut and don't do anything or you'll make things worse..."

6/26/2008 8:17:53 AM

haha

6/26/2008 8:18:58 AM