basically, she lives with me. But I can't claim her on my health\vision\dental insurance (group insurance) that I get through work. I couldn't claim her unless we were married.butif she was a dude, and a faggot, and was my 'life partner', then I would be able to claim her no problem.brain fart
6/25/2008 9:44:30 PM
i say that's some BULLLSHIT
6/25/2008 9:45:13 PM
i think anyone can be a life partner as gross as it is,... i was my sister's for a while.
6/25/2008 9:45:27 PM
might as well go ahead and knock her up then
6/25/2008 9:45:57 PM
sounds like some discrimination
6/25/2008 9:46:08 PM
^^^wait, wut
6/25/2008 9:46:19 PM
GAYS HAVE TOO MANY RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! straight people are being discriminated against
6/25/2008 9:46:21 PM
6/25/2008 9:46:28 PM
me too, actuallywe've been living together for a whileas the policy goes here: if your 'life partner' has been living with you for more than 6 months, you can claim them. they define life partner as someone that you are in a relationship with of the same sex.but I can't include her on my group insurance because WE LIVE THE WAY THAT GOD INTENDED, HAHAHAH!]
6/25/2008 9:47:04 PM
hahah yeah with an airline... so i could get flight privileges
6/25/2008 9:47:16 PM
ahhhthey factored that out here I guess. they made sure to say 'of the same sex'
6/25/2008 9:48:13 PM
what kind of shit did you get out of it??[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 9:48 PM. Reason : ^^]
6/25/2008 9:48:26 PM
i could fly for free.
6/25/2008 9:48:55 PM
any limits?
6/25/2008 9:49:16 PM
i mean non rev so if the plane was full i got kicked the fuck off
6/25/2008 9:49:55 PM
just glue a penis onto hershe'll thank you next time she gets the SARS
6/25/2008 9:50:09 PM
She couldn't handle a penis. She would be irresponsible
6/25/2008 9:52:50 PM
^^^ that's still pretty cool though
6/25/2008 9:53:30 PM
it can be stressful
6/25/2008 9:53:55 PM
THIS IS UNFAIRWE ARE BEING PUNISHED FOR PLANNING TO PROPAGATE OUR SPECIES
6/25/2008 9:57:17 PM
staple some testicles to her when she isn't paying attention[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 9:58 PM. Reason : ar]
6/25/2008 9:58:46 PM
just marry her ... make her legal... c'mon
6/25/2008 9:59:10 PM
she's not Mrs. PotatoHead, OK?!?!
6/25/2008 10:00:01 PM
fine, finehow bout thiswhenever she needs to go to the hospital, stick your dork up ins and tell the doctor you need to have a genital growth looked at...probably not going to have as good of results with this method at the eye doctor or dentist though
6/25/2008 10:02:39 PM
I will tryI'm just upset that these scrote garglers and carpet munchers and capitalizing on my beloved country
6/25/2008 10:05:26 PM
i'll do it if you don't
6/25/2008 10:16:05 PM
hahahha yeah been here beforeit's complete bullshit
6/25/2008 10:17:31 PM
6/25/2008 10:17:45 PM
hahaha its back when i was in school man.. i was broke as fuck i put my own ass through
6/25/2008 10:20:00 PM
claim that she is transgendered
6/25/2008 11:35:13 PM
So if you get kicked out of the army you'd best move back home North Carolina we got laws here for ya
6/25/2008 11:42:49 PM
huh?are you making shit up again?
6/25/2008 11:45:15 PM
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