Unless they're doing a Disney Channel show, I haven't seen them. Where are they?

6/27/2008 4:50:27 PM

coke

6/27/2008 4:50:48 PM

I think Ashely was finishing up at NYU and Mary-Kate is addicted to heroin or somethin.

6/27/2008 4:50:58 PM

sitting on my lap

6/27/2008 4:51:56 PM

they're grossing around $1 billion a year in merchandising

6/27/2008 4:53:35 PM

I CANT WAIT TIL THESE UGLY ANOREXIC CHICKS TURN 18

6/27/2008 4:53:46 PM

they're both anorexic quasi-socialites.

6/27/2008 4:54:38 PM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3338296/Mary-Kate-Olsen-marries-fianc-Olivier-Sarkozy-intimate-Manhattan-ceremony-decked-bowls-bowls-cigarettes.html

Mary-Kate Olsen, 29, 'marries fiancé Olivier Sarkozy, 46, in intimate Manhattan ceremony decked with bowls and bowls of cigarettes'

Quote :

"Former child actress Mary-Kate Olsen has tied the knot to her French banker boyfriend Olivier Sarkozy [half brother of Nicolas Sarkozy], according to Page Six. It's claimed the notoriously private couple asked all attendees to hand in their mobile phones before entering the venue, where party decor consisted of 'bowls and bowls of cigarettes, and everyone d the whole night'."

I am pretty sure he saw her on Full House when he was 20 and she was 3 and said "I don't know who you are, but I *will* find you, and I *will* marry you"

P.S. They live in a $13.5 M apartment in Manhattan.

11/29/2015 8:24:35 PM

is he the king vampire?

11/29/2015 8:36:09 PM

Mary-Kate Olsen was extremely rich long before she met and married a banker.

11/29/2015 8:38:45 PM

i never said or implied otherwise.

So how do these people meet? She dated a Greek shipping heir before. And now a French banker much older than her. Was he at one of her fashion shows and saw her and said "you luk zo zexy"???

11/29/2015 8:44:57 PM

Just realized the other week that Scarlet Witch is their little sister.

11/29/2015 9:01:50 PM

Quote :

"Mary-Kate Olsen was extremely rich long before she met and married a banker. "

I'm nominating this for my NO SHIT??? post of the week.

[Edited on November 29, 2015 at 9:28 PM. Reason : Also for misplaced white knighting post of the week.]

11/29/2015 9:27:46 PM

Lots of people think they were just shitty child stars and have no knowledge of their billion dollar merchandising empire.

11/29/2015 9:39:38 PM

I guess, but OEP didn't say anything to indicate she's marrying the dude for his money.

It's like you were all sprung up waiting for that argument to appear and popped your load too soon.

11/29/2015 9:49:45 PM

Hope that wedding had lots of ouscream.

11/29/2015 10:13:32 PM

She turned into one of the Hansons?

11/30/2015 7:32:09 AM

I thought everyone knew they were rich as fuck?

It is disappointing that they turned out to not be that hot. I had high hopes.

11/30/2015 7:39:51 AM

They certainly don't try to be hot. It appears moreso that they try to look as scruffy as possible. You know, scruffy chic.

11/30/2015 8:30:08 AM

She looks like she is a heavy drug user

11/30/2015 8:36:30 AM

Quote :

"She turned into one of the Hansons? "

11/30/2015 9:27:41 AM

Quote :

"They certainly don't try to be hot."

This. Most celebrities have professional makeup and hair done when they go out in public so they always look hot. Looks like the Olsens just don't care, which is respectable in my opinion. That guy looks like he could be her dad though. And his face is really long.

11/30/2015 9:34:57 AM

Who's the homeless bro hangin' with the rich dude?

11/30/2015 9:42:57 AM

given how they grew up its not terribly surprising they have daddy issues

11/30/2015 9:43:14 AM

well i'll be damned. there IS a hot olsen. her name is elizabeth

11/30/2015 11:55:22 AM

^AKA Scarlet Witch from Age of Ultron.

11/30/2015 12:05:18 PM