7/17/2008 1:06:15 PM
OBAMA WORKOUTSERIOUSBUSINESS
7/17/2008 1:07:35 PM
YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE CAN BARELY WALK! MINE WORKS OUT FOR MORE THAN 3 HOURS A DAY!I WIN!!
7/17/2008 1:08:57 PM
presidential cage match!
7/17/2008 1:14:07 PM
I think that McCain, having been a POW for 5 years in Vietnam, is too epic to go to the gym.
7/17/2008 1:15:00 PM
^ I bet he hid someone's fathers gold pocket watch in his ass too.[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 1:16 PM. Reason : t]
7/17/2008 1:16:29 PM
maybe he goes to the gym so much because hes tired of all these reporters everywhere and wants some obaME time
7/17/2008 1:18:46 PM
7/17/2008 1:19:39 PM
^ Ok, you go do it.
7/17/2008 1:20:48 PM
POSTING IN ALL CAPS USUALLY POINTS TO SARCASM.That being said...being a POW has abso-fucking-lutely no relation to being a decent president. Although I do give him props and appreciate his service for our country.
7/17/2008 1:22:24 PM
i heard he cracked pretty bad while he was a POW though, still pretty hardcore i heard he was forced to make all these propaganda videos and such for the VC which im surprised have not shown up on the internet in some fashion
7/17/2008 1:22:54 PM
I thought posting in all-caps meant yelling and posting in italics meant sarcasm...
7/17/2008 1:24:57 PM
^^^ But going to the gym the gym a stupid amount of time does? brilliant!
7/17/2008 3:10:18 PM
Where Bush went to Crawford to hide from Katrina, Obama will go to the gym.
7/17/2008 3:12:18 PM
7/17/2008 3:13:55 PM
HE GOES TO THE GYM BECAUSE HE WANTS CHANGE. AND WITH THAT CHANGE COMES HOPE, AND WITH HOPE COMES CHANGE. that's why he's at the gym so much.
7/17/2008 4:06:40 PM
7/17/2008 4:07:51 PM
7/17/2008 4:08:08 PM
I bet McCain in his day could take Obama in his day (if hes still not in his day). Seriously, a 5 year old can bowl atleast a 40.
7/17/2008 4:17:15 PM
-Ron English
7/18/2008 11:52:49 AM
im not for either, but i love when they pick on the "stock obama footage" of this and thatwhen i think "Stock footage" i think mccain laying in the bed in teh black and white filmsnoopy took your ass out, bitch.
7/18/2008 11:55:44 AM
7/18/2008 12:04:23 PM
"The proper methods" even broke this reporterhttp://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/video/2008/hitchens_video200808
7/18/2008 12:15:00 PM
7/18/2008 12:36:49 PM
7/18/2008 12:39:26 PM
John McCain has said that he doesn't use email.That alone is enough to put him out of touch with not only most Americans, but the world at large.Email is one of the most effective communication tools of this generation.....and he doesn't use it.Think about that. That's not a pro-Obama thing, that's a "Can this older motherfucker operate at the speed at which the world would require him to" thing.[Edited on July 18, 2008 at 12:44 PM. Reason : mccain is the worst candidate the republicans couldve chosen]
7/18/2008 12:43:23 PM
Im voting for Obama for one reason only, because hes black. I like to see things get shook up.
7/18/2008 12:46:04 PM
i was thinking of voting obama while videotaping the family graveyardso i can watch them all roll over at once.
7/18/2008 12:47:18 PM
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7/18/2008 12:50:01 PM
What if he has to pass bills relating to the internet? His job will surely involve the internet at some point.
7/18/2008 12:59:19 PM
the president is like tech support for the entire nation, dude"MY HEALTHCARE SERVER IS DOWN CAN U REBOOT IT PLZ""GUN RIGHTS 3.4 WONT LOAD PLZ 2 HELP"
7/18/2008 1:00:46 PM
i want a president that could beat up vladimir putin if they fought...sorry mccain
7/18/2008 1:02:56 PM
as long as McCain has the technical know-how to answer the big red phone on his desk, I'm not concerned if he can setup an Exchange Server, because any President obviously has people to do menial shit for them
7/18/2008 1:05:14 PM
It's probably safer that McCain doesn't use email. As we've all seen in the media, it gets hacked or leaked all of the time. Why would he set himself up for that.Plenty of people don't use email. Sometimes at work I wish I didn't have to. Obama going to the gym making headlines makes me puke. OMFG OBAMA TOOK A HUGE DUMP, FOOTAGE AT 11!!! [/rant]
7/18/2008 3:38:08 PM
OBAMA GETS IN CAR, ENTERS PLANE
7/20/2008 2:33:46 PM
this is just his way of poking fun at Old Man McCain[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 2:35 PM. Reason : d]
7/20/2008 2:35:07 PM
what do you mean?
7/20/2008 2:36:38 PM
that was in response to Obama going to the gymas I'm sure McCain would break a hip if he tried to do a thigh abduction exercise
7/20/2008 2:38:00 PM
I dunno man, McCain could probably take him in a cage match, McCain would just get a flashback and shit would be over
7/20/2008 2:38:42 PM
hard-hitting journalism
7/20/2008 2:39:49 PM
no way....I saw Obama playing basketball (we play hoop?!) with some 20-30 year olds. Now I'm sure they weren't playing as hard as they could, etc....but it definitely showed that Obama is in shape.You're going to have a hard argument if your saying a 70 year old man can stomp a 45 year old.
7/20/2008 2:41:38 PM
obama would sit there talkin about how he had hope about how he could change his current situation, while McCain would be chokin his ass out.
7/20/2008 2:43:47 PM
basically what I'm sayin is that McCain has experience being a lethal person while Obama has experience in talking.
7/20/2008 2:44:29 PM
lol
7/20/2008 2:45:00 PM
that's the thing....you can't choke someone out when you have arthritis and I'm sure that McCain knows HOW to fight. but I doubt that he is physically ABLE to]
7/20/2008 2:45:23 PM
7/20/2008 3:02:31 PM
Yeah anybody that is offered a chance to leave the torture of POW camps and refuses on the principle that he doesn't want any special treatment, and then spends another 4 years being systematically tortured and beaten is a badass in my book.
7/20/2008 3:45:05 PM
baller
7/20/2008 3:47:16 PM
wikipedia ftw!
7/20/2008 3:49:32 PM