Next poster starts.

7/19/2008 1:56:38 AM

you're bored and need something to do between swigs of cum and hits on the dong

7/19/2008 1:56:59 AM

YOU FAIL

[Edited on July 19, 2008 at 1:57 AM. Reason : however I will contribute when the mood hits me]

7/19/2008 1:57:19 AM

Sit vitiorum meorum evacuatio
Concupiscentae et libidinis exterminatio,
Caritatis et patientiae,
Humilitatis et obedientiae,
Omniumque virtutum augmentatio.

7/19/2008 1:59:23 AM

you're bored and need
something to do between
swigs of cum
and hits on the dong
dnl is a fucking retard

7/19/2008 1:59:48 AM

^^ I want you bad.

7/19/2008 2:01:01 AM

step off my koolaid Spontaneous
or I'm going to kick your anius
I hate limericks
it makes me feel like I'm in 6th fucking grade-icks
fuck it I don't have to rhyme, I do what I want

7/19/2008 2:01:51 AM

I can quote Tomastic too!

7/19/2008 2:02:42 AM

Airbag, I meant no offense
I hope I can offer recompense
for hitting on your mate
she knows Latin, though, (Great!)
I didn't mean to cause you suspense

7/19/2008 2:04:04 AM

I love Frosted Krispies
I also love titties
That doesn't really rhyme
but fuck it, I had a good time
writing this shit,
no actually I didn't, and I'm adding an extra line

7/19/2008 2:05:16 AM

^^Salve, amice!

7/19/2008 2:05:53 AM

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it."

7/19/2008 2:08:08 AM

Oh, so that's how that limerick goes.

7/19/2008 2:09:12 AM

You fuckers need to stop speaking Latin
or I'm gonna start postin cattins
like epic cat
or lol a bat
in my fucking face, because that shit is scary
so fuck it

7/19/2008 2:10:50 AM

Indigo volare.

[Edited on July 19, 2008 at 2:12 AM. Reason : pona tua bracci circum mi vir]

7/19/2008 2:12:33 AM

I can't figure out the iambs
appropriate to this kind of poem
I try and I count
But it's not paramount
So fuck it, I will never know 'em.

7/19/2008 2:13:45 AM

I love you NCSUGirl
you know that u my favorite squirrel
so have sex with me
or I'm gonna go wee wee
all over drunknloaded's fucking face

7/19/2008 2:15:20 AM

lmao

UR DOIN IT WRONG

7/19/2008 2:15:46 AM

There once was a man named RD
Who had a big old wee wee
He showed it to Heather
but she didn't know whether
Or not she should give him a B
J

7/20/2008 1:13:18 PM

this thread title spells the word right
because Spontaneous is bright.
the other one is incorrect -
i surely mean no disrespect!
it's just that i'm quite bored tonight.

8/28/2008 7:36:46 PM

i thought about doing on in the other thread
but i'm being lazy on my bed
i need to take a shower today
but i kinda like the way i smell, OK?!
thats what she said....

8/28/2008 7:38:42 PM